Let's Spread Rumors

[Nikita]

BlackOp's "ham" has turned green from his lack of selectivity.

[loosefanbelt]

BlackOp should know better than to mess with my Nikita.

[BlackOp]

Nikita only thinks she's tough.....

[Nikita]

loosefanbelt beat BlackOp in a pissing contest...and they were standing up...and spelling out country names.

[gestalt]

Nikita is a thoroughbred, no doubt about it.

[BlackOp]

Yes her dong was impressive.....spelled Australia with TWO A's. Wait..there are THREE. She cheated.

[loosefanbelt]

I think BlackOp and gestalt should "get on" just fine, let's leave, Niki...

[gestalt]

BlackOp didn't even see the Banhammer coming until it split his maggoty skull open like a rotten, festering tomato.

[BlackOp]

BlackOp is drunk and will take whatever he can get......how did you get the name "loose" belt?

[gestalt]

BlackOp obviously can't hold his liquor, or a good woman. Bang bang!

[BlackOp]

I just puked on your mothers back...you are correct sir. :laugh:


Sorry..a sucker for the cheap laugh.

[gestalt]

BlackOp has a dot on his head.



Sucker is a phunny choice of wordz. Shall we dance? The song is 4'20" "long". Reel 2 Reel - Straight righteous!

[BlackOp]

and you have a dot between your legs...

[gestalt]

BlackOp wouldn't know a puss-filled cumhole ----------- wide from his brother's mouth.

[BlackOp]

a mouth is a mouth....

[gestalt]

BlackOp thinks brotherhood is something to be bought/sold and wrapped up tight as a witch's titty in a cast iron braw.

[BlackOp]

Gestalt has a gift for chasing forum girls away.....





BlackOp added to this post, 1 minutes and 56 seconds later...

Anyway...I'm out. I dread re-reading this tomorrow. :)

[gestalt]

BlackOp wouldn't know a fine loin from a split snozzage.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt prefers gristle.

[ClydeB]

loosefanbelt thinks the snozberry wallpaper really tastes like snozberries!

[loosefanbelt]

ClydeB thinks his snozberries underpanties are waaaaay cool - and better than his underroos.

[ClydeB]

I hear that loosefanbelt goes into a coffeeshop and asks about the tea selection.

[Bobert]

I hear Clyde goes into a coffeeshop and asks about the spacecake selection.

[loosefanbelt]

I hear Bobert was caught in one of those revolving doors for the last week.

[Bobert]

I was just having some fun!

I hear loosenfanbelt really got her hair caught in a fan belt and screamed, "Loosen fan belt!"

[ClydeB]

I hear that really happened to Bobert and he covers the scars with that paper hat.

[Reganon]

Clyde imports his jokes from overseas because it's cheaper.

[Charly]

Reaganon was imported from overseas in a container, because she is cheap.

[loosefanbelt]

Charly breaks hearts all the time, so all his encounters are very cheap.

[Charly]

Loosefanbelt thinks that there is an amount of scrubbing that will make her feel clean again.

[loosefanbelt]

Charly is a tall poppy. He thinks he will oust Winnie the Pooh for a Disney franchise.

[Charly]

Loosefanbelt is blind to the ugliness of her haircut that makes her look like a boy, and the stench of her perfume that makes her smell like a cheap prostitute.

[loosefanbelt]

Charly is going to go to school this fall for the first time after leaving the cult.

[Charly]

Loosefanbelt stops by the primary school on her way home to loosen the bolts on little kids bicycles.

[loosefanbelt]

Charly does not worry 'cause he has hot wheels.

[Nikita]

loosefanbelt does side wheelies in hot cars.

[Charly]

Nikita likes the taste of raw Chicken.

[Nikita]

Charly gets butt botox.

[loosefanbelt]

Charley owns stock in Preparation H, he believes it is a growth market.

Nikita shows him how to use it.

[Charly]

Loosefan belt should really stop spying on the neighbours, because we will call the cops on you.

[loosefanbelt]

Charly is afraid of Chuckie Cheese... the character, not the place.

[Nikita]

loosefanbelt reacts badly to flashing lights...they make her bark and twitch.

[Charly]

Nikita is afraid of storm grates and the clown that's going to drag her down there and kill her. She is also incapable of having her grocery bill end in an odd number.

[loosefanbelt]

Nikita is a huggle junky.

Charly is late for everything except dinner.

[Charly]

Loosefan belt has the skin hunger.

[Nikita]

Charly wears his belt around his neck. He has an extreme asphyxiation fetish.

[Reganon]

I heard the asteroid belt is a little too tight on Nikita.

[Nikita]

Reganon perms her armpit hair.

[Charly]

Nikita likes to rub the freshly printed faxes against her face whilst they're still warm. But only when no one is watching.

[Reganon]

Charly goes around punching people in the face because he's just that desperate for human contact.

[Nikita]

Reganon wears purple glittery eyelashes and school bus yellow lipstick.

[Reganon]

Nikita believes that you can get cancer by wearing makeup.

[Charly]

reaganon knows that the crazy people really can hear your thoughts.

[loosefanbelt]

Charly believes that no one can hear his farts.

[Nikita]

loosefanbelt bottles farts and sells them to recording studios.

[Reganon]

Nikita bottles fear and sells it at Walmart!

[Charly]

Reaganon sleeps on the floor of her closet.

[Nikita]

Charly only has a closet. A tornado ripped away the rest of the house.

[loosefanbelt]

Nikita huggles Charly when no one is looking.

[Rudy]

loosefanbelt lurks on the edge of dreams, waiting for her next victim.

[Charly]

RudyHenkel types all of his posts with one hand down his pants.

[Rudy]

RudyHenkel types all of his posts with one hand down his pants.
That's pretty impressive, when you think about it.

Charly never types with pants on, himself.

[Nikita]

RudyHenkel is salivating imagining that. ^

[Reganon]

Reaganon sleeps on the floor of her closet.

First, how the hell did you know that?!

Second, it's Reganon, not Reaganon.

Charly eats plain sugar for breakfast.

Oh, and Nikita is typing with one fist in her mouth because she bet her friend she could fit her entire fist in her mouth, but never said anything about getting it back out again.

[Charly]

Charly eats plain sugar for breakfast.

sorry reganon. Reganon thinks she's special because she eats the fancy swank uptown sugar. The things I would do to get my hands on some of her sweet sweet sugar.

[loosefanbelt]

Charly owns a used teabag collection.

[Rudy]

Loosefanbelt's "teabag" collection is of a much more gruesome sort...

[loosefanbelt]

Roo doesn't know about teabagging - but that's okay (snarf).

[Reganon]

Loosefanbelt was arrested the other day for driving under the influence of Rudy Henkel.

[loosefanbelt]

Reganon drinks battery acid.

[Reganon]

loosefanbelt injects battery acid into her veins, then lights it on fire!

[Nikita]

Reganon is the reincarnation of Typhoid Mary.

[Reganon]

Nikita is married to Spongebob Squarepants, who counts as the wife- and not just because he has more holes.

[Nikita]

Reganon so rarely washes her backside that it's developed a fuzzy mold. She's named it "Bert".

[Reganon]

Nikita often dresses up in a Barney costume because it's far less embarrassing than what she normally wears.

[Nikita]

Reganon knows every word to every Barney song! She's even made up dances.

[Charly]

Nikita admires Oscar the grouch for shunning the values of society and living in a trash can.

[Reganon]

Charly keeps a diary detailing how jealous he is of Oscar the Grouch's optimism and positive attitude.

[Charly]

Reganon still has a take that poster on the back of her bedroom door.

[Reganon]

Charly has a handlebar mustache made from a real bike.

[Charly]

Reganon has a whole stack of magazines where she has cut the eyes out of all the pictures of the attractive ladies. She says that their eyes were unfairly judging her.

[BlackOp]

Charly has a handlebar mustache made from a real bike.

Raganon has a mustache made of butt hair.....

[loosefanbelt]

BlackOp always clears the room. Always.

[Bobert]

loose believes red hair is the new blonde.

[loosefanbelt]

It never will be, which makes Bobert confused.

[Wapiti]

loose carries marbles in her purse just so she can show them to people when they tell her that she's lost hers and say "no I haven't, see, they're right here."

[loosefanbelt]

Wa-Man slipped on a marble, that is why he is who he is today.

[BlackOp]

BlackOp always clears the room. Always.

at least I'm good for something.......us INTJ types like our space.. ;)

[Rudy]

BlackOp wants to be a rebel, in theory, but can only bring himself to rebel against minor things like the rules of game threads. :)

[loosefanbelt]

Roo is a Polynesian dancer by night.

[Wapiti]

loose knows because she crosses paths with Rudy while taking over the day shift.

[Rudy]

Wapiti tried dozens of ping pong poses before he got his avatar "just right".

[loosefanbelt]

Roo smurked a thousand smurks until he got his smurk just right...

[Rudy]

The most daunting decision loosefanbelt regularly faces is deciding whether or not she does, in fact, want fries with that.

[loosefanbelt]

Only because I do not eat fries and Roo always wants everything off my tray, so I often get fries to bloat him out and send him into a carbo-bliss state.

[Bobert]

Loose wears black PVC to public functions.

[loosefanbelt]

Bobert sports his paper hat, even in the rain.

[llBradll]

LFB has a thing for multiple hats. Rumor is that she lost all control over herself when she found this guy

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[Bobert]

The guy in the spoiler pic is really Brad.

[loosefanbelt]

llBradll wishes he was that guy and that he could be clever enough to post in the Add a Caption Thread.

Bobert dreams that he could be llBradll ...

[Bobert]

Loose dreams that she could be me.

[loosefanbelt]

I do, I do! And the first thing I would do is go out to get a good grooming and a real hat.

[ClydeB]

I hear Reganon refers to the color of those triangles on her face as 'menstrual'.

I swear it was Reganon right before me. It's not my fault they left the doors unlocked and I snuck out of my padded cell. WOW. was that was way off.

[loosefanbelt]

ClydeB is confused. Again. He makes it soooo easy to dis him.

[ClydeB]

I hear loosefanbelt likes to help those who are less fortunate :confused: with their declining mental facilities.

[loosefanbelt]

Yes, and ClydeB is my "special" disoriented buddy!

[ClydeB]

I hear loosefanbelt isn't a natural redhead (gasp!)

[loosefanbelt]

I hear ClydeB is not a natural man.

[ClydeB]

loosefanbelt stole my heart. She put it in her deep freeze with all the other stolen body parts she plans to have over for dinner.

[llBradll]

I hear people who know LFB call her imitation natural. What could it mean?

[loosefanbelt]

llBradll suffers from ClydeBitis.

[ClydeB]

Methinks that loosefanbelt doth enjoy pointing out our foibles a bit too much. ;)

[loosefanbelt]

I hear that maybe ClydeB is more F than T and if he lets a wee bit o' snarky get to him, this may concur. Gettin' his kilt in a bunch?

another rumor:
BTW:
roo's birthday is tomorrow

☆♥•**•♫ ♫•**•♥☆

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[Bobert]

Loosenfanbelt's name is really a reference to her chastity belt.

[ClydeB]

I hear Bobert's a real man about town. Especially late at night. Around bedroom windows where the curtains have been left open.

[Bobert]

With ClydeB it's a guarantee.

(Clyde knows me so well. This thread is supposed to be rumors.)

[Reganon]

Bobert owns a fancy cheese and wine shop, but it's really a front for his underground cookie market.

[ClydeB]

I hear Reganon used to drive an ice cream truck. But kept scaring off the kids with that glare of hers. So she never sold any ice cream.

[Bobert]

Look into Clyde's eyes. You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy. *blink* *blink* *please don't rape me*

[loosefanbelt]

"Bobert! Where is your paper hat! Why are you dressed like that? You get in here riiiiight now!"

Bobert's mother gets mad when he plays dress-up or loses things or- last time it was his mittens...

[ClydeB]

In Intjforum did Bobert Kahn, a stately pleasure drone decree.
Where loosefanbelt the wierdo ran. With her cavern measureless to man.
In all her insanity.

[Bobert]

Clyde turns into a wolf during the full moon.

[loosefanbelt]

Bobert moons wolves. He likes it when they snap.

[Bobert]

Loose has yet to moon anybody. (Shhh, she has hairy ass pimples.)

[loosefanbelt]

Bobert only mentions what he lusts for... see above.

[Rudy]

loosefanbelt managed to squeeze into the catsuit, but now she's stuck...

[loosefanbelt]

Roo imagines I am in a catsuit, when in actuality I am in a italian leather coat and slacks. Freudian slip???

[Rudy]

Huh. Oddly enough, "freudian slip," is also what loosefanbelt calls her favorite nightgown.

[loosefanbelt]

Roo asks to borrow it on the weekends for his dates... ;)

[Bobert]

I saw that nightgown. It has the outline of a male figure printed on it. It was Rudy.

[loosefanbelt]

Bobert! naughty fella!

[Bobert]

Loose brings out my naughty side.

[loosefanbelt]

Put it away, please...

[Rudy]

Bobert isn't imprinted on nightgowns himself, though he has left several stained.

Loosefanbelt shops only at Walmart.

[Wapiti]

Rudy hopes to one day be manager of the women's lingerie department at Walmart.

[loosefanbelt]

Roo doesn't shop, his mommy does it for him.

>ping pong!<

Wa-Man likes doctor dentons.

[Rudy]

Loosefanbelt likes denting doctors. It's why she carries the metal pipe around, you see.

[loosefanbelt]

Roo is a Spice Girl fan. But he thinks there is a band member named Fenugreek. That's the one he likes the best.

[Wapiti]

Loo has dreams of being a Spice girl.

[Rudy]

Wapiti has spicy dreams of girls in the loo.

[loosefanbelt]

Roo is infatuated with the loo for many reasons that rhyme.

[Reganon]

loosefanbelt was unable to express her love for the Roo in limerick form, so he dumped her (hmm... that's a little more depressing than I meant it to be)

[Rudy]

Reganon once made a silly bet
That she soon came to deeply regret.
She bet thousands that she,
Could swim the Dead Sea.
Now she finds herself deeply in debt.

Alright, that was terrible. I did it on the fly, though!

[Reganon]

Rudy Henkel once went to the store
to buy his mother some cream of corn
When he took it back
she gave him a whack
for wasting his money on porn.

[Bobert]

Reanon went into the woods for a walk
When she opened her mouth to talk
She slipped on the ground....Ah screw this! Reg still doesn't know how to apply blush.

[Rudy]

Bobert thought it might be a good time,
To cleverly develop a rhyme.
He found it demanding,
To write one outstanding,
Leaving an insult less than sublime.

[Bobert]

Money's tight,
Times are hard.
Here's your fucking Birthday card!
Happy belated 18th Birthday Rudy. Have your nuts dropped yet?

(too aggressive? ;))

[Rudy]

Happy belated 18th Birthday Rudy.

Thanks! You're seven years off, though. :)

Have your nuts dropped yet?

Not yet. The doctor says it should be any day, though. *fingers crossed*

(Bobert was this weird obsession with my ball-sac...)

[Bobert]

Rudy's estrogen therapy is slowly removing his facial hair. Hence the nut reference.

PS. I said belated.

[Rudy]

Bobert has never removed his facial hair. It's like a jungle!

[loosefanbelt]

Roo was last seen at circus school running around with some balls - but they were for juggling... we think...

[Bobert]

Loose's social life is based of her ball juggling ability.

[Sequoia]

Bobert has no idea of what balls Loo is juggling.

[loosefanbelt]

Sequoia goes for the jugular.

[Rudy]

Loosefanbelt always goes straight for the jug. So sad...

[loosefanbelt]

Roo has no idea what is IN the jug...

[gestalt]

Roo has no idea what is IN the jug...

loosefanbelt thinks of herself as a "keeper of the water" - she's basically an African Queen.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt's avatar is a close up of his unsightly rash...

[gestalt]

loosefanbelt was shanghaied into wearing black panties by her brother-in-crime.

[loosefanbelt]

Okay, that's fine. Better than the tighty-whiteys that gestalt sports... only they are not-so-white now that he got so scared at the St Paddy's Day Party (don't ask).

[gestalt]

loosefanbelt reads GQ rather intently.

[loosefanbelt]

That's OK. Gestalt reads Southern Lady Magazine on lazy afternoons while drinking elderberry wine.

[gestalt]

loosefanbelt runs with wolves.

[Bobert]

Gestalt has been known to slap himself silly.

[Charly]

Bobert cries every time he watches Bambi.

[Bobert]

Charly's avatar is really a starter tam... No I can't finish that one.

Charly sticks baby carrots up his nose. It's an attention thing.

[Sequoia]

Without his trademark smileys, Bobert soon forgot how to smile.

[gestalt]

Bobert has frizzy bed-head right now.

[Sequoia]

A very sleep deprived Sequoia can think much faster than Gestalt.

[gestalt]

Seqoia doesn't know much about the size of internet pipes, much less bluetooth keyboards and PalmPilots.

[Sequoia]

gestalt thinks a server is what brought him his food for lunch yesterday. He hasn't figured out yet how they serve forums.

[gestalt]

gestalt thinks a server is what brought him his food for lunch yesterday. He hasn't figured out yet how they serve forums.

Sequioa served sycophants after-dinner drinks at the National Spelling bee and it was sweet indeed.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt has a nickname - "sparkle."

[Bobert]

Loosefanbelt's nick is "Loose."

[loosefanbelt]

Bobert's nickname is "runt".

[Bobert]

Loose makes sounds like a chicken when she's really happy.

[loosefanbelt]

Bobert grew up on the back side of the Smoky Mountains, so he knows chickens really well, the scrawny ones with a penchant for stealing food off his plate.

[ClydeB]

I hear loosefanbelt was the inspiration behind Dr. Laurence J. Peter and Raymond Hull writing their groundbreaking 1968 book The Peter Principle

[loosefanbelt]

And, ClydeB is on the speaking circuit for his role in the Peter Pan Syndrome.

[Bobert]

Loose has an intense fear of showing her face here. (see avatar)

[Nikita]

Bobert displays a facade. (see avatar)

[Bobert]

Nikita is never far from a weapon.

[loosefanbelt]

Bobert's weapon is his tin foil hat.

[Nikita]

Loosefanbelt is a tin hat saleswoman.

[Wapiti]

Nikita is her next customer.

[Bobert]

(Loose is my wife.)
Sequoia is our third for game night.

[Sequoia]

Bobert's been reading phantom rumors. hehehe

[loosefanbelt]

Seq is a street mime.

[Sequoia]

Loo provides the props for my act. She's also bad at keeping a secret.

[loosefanbelt]

Someone has to talk the people out of shoving you... Seq.... you know that...

[Bobert]

Loose actually paid to see Milo & Otis in the theater - by herself.

[loosefanbelt]

Bobert hallucinates that he is a terrorist spy here on the forum... oooooo, scary...

[ClydeB]

I loosefanbelt failed at mime school when she couldn't stop telling people to F off when the phrase "A mime is a terrible thing to waste" was uttered.

[Bobert]

Clyde has laser beam eye implants. (gallium nitride for the geeks)

[ClydeB]

I hear that Bobert is trying to be the next Thomas Kinkade.
Only he paints with light beer.
Keep trying Bobert, keep trying.

[loosefanbelt]

ClydeB is convinced that underpant gnomes are real...

[Bobert]

Loose goes commando.

[loosefanbelt]

Bobert thinks he is in command of himself, but it is always that other one... Carl... who is in charge... or is it Juan.... or Clyde.... so many parts, so little time.

[Sequoia]

Loo is having trouble telling figments from real people evidentally.

[Bobert]

Seq. tried that "stiff as board light as a feather thing" on herself.

[azelismia]

bobert likes it when the steward puts him in his place for being a naughty captain.

[gestalt]

azelismia is a faker whose mother never showed her how to wash her hair.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt is merely a test pattern, pay him no mind.

[gestalt]

loosefanbelt listened to Baby Got Back by Sir Mix A Lot back in the day. It was a formative experience.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt is on a fancy diet and regime of supplements that is supposed to make him quick witted - it is not working....

[gestalt]

loosefanbelt doesn't eat Fred and Barney vitamin chews, she lets them dissolve on the tip of her tongue like a fruity sugar pill.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt better get out of his 3 day-old Underoos and get cleaned up and find a job at McDondons.

[gestalt]

loosefanbelt is Australian at heart. Rabbit-proof fence!

[loosefanbelt]

loosefanbelt has many Aussie friends btw...

gestalt is a Piet Mondrian wananbe.

[Bobert]

I've said it before, Loose is really Heat Miser.

[loosefanbelt]

Bobert has terrific difficulty coming up with new comments, but please do not be hard on him as he is a savant.

[Bobert]

There are 175,238 hairs on loose's head, including her face.

[altoid]

Bobert is "Rain Man"

[ClydeB]

I hear altoid tends to go around in circles. Which is not surprising considering one leg is shorter than the other.

[loosefanbelt]

ClydeB is a great humanitarian.

[gestalt]

loosefanbelt isn't answering her phone.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt is the most powerful, intelligent, and handsome man on the planet.

[gestalt]

loosefanbelt is a mustang rider, she has thighs like iron bars.

[Bobert]

loosefanbelt is a mustang rider, she has thighs like iron bars.
Now that's just a fantasy.


Gest. is enamored with red headed comic heroins.

[gestalt]

Bobert is fantasizing about the battle of the bulge right now. He's just a leetle guy.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt smells like FRITOS® FLAVOR TWISTS™ Honey BBQ Flavored Corn Chips.

[gestalt]

loosefanbelt is sweet and sour all over.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt quit his day job.... uh ooooooh.

[gestalt]

loosefanbelt makes up for it in other ways.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt has not has his super-duper prozac dose laced with smack yet this morning...

[gestalt]

loosefanbelt is always running around trying to flatten out round things with a hammer.

[loosefanbelt]

^ gestalt has no worries because his skull is pointed. ^

[gestalt]

loosefanbelt trepaniered the last man who talked back to her.

[Bobert]

Gest. makes up words to sound important.

[gestalt]

Bobert masturbates with Icey Hot.

[Bobert]

Hmmm. Does that work? :thinking:

Gest. was hit in the face with a color chart early in life.

[gestalt]

Bobert can smell Englishmun.

[llBradll]

Gestalt can't seem to make the connection between his obssession with cheetos and his sticky fingers.

[gestalt]

llBradll lives in the deepest darkest dankest jungle bush of Africa among the thorns, in his head.

[altoid]

gestalt thinks Africa is a country.

[Wapiti]

Altoid thinks you have to be a virgin to live in the Virgin Islands.

[loosefanbelt]

On those hot Arizona days, Wa-Man likes to put his underwares in the freezer to be refreshed.

[Wapiti]

Loo bought a pet monkey just so she could spank it.

[loosefanbelt]

There was a time that Wa-Man was known for wearing Mardi Gras beads year-round... but now he settles for just on Thursdays.

[Wapiti]

Loo had a camel tattooed on her big toe.

[ClydeB]

I hear one day Wapiti will take the training wheels off that bike.

[Wapiti]

ClydeB hopes to be the next Sham Wow! salesman.

[ClydeB]

I hear Wapiti wants to bite my tongue. You did hear what happened to the last person didn't you?

[Wapiti]

ClydeB is a known tongue biter, that was you, I knew it. Yes I read that.

[loosefanbelt]

Tonight, after work, Wa-Man will go wee wee wee all the way home.

[gestalt]

loosefanbelt lives in a rocketship and has drones to tend to her all day long.

[llBradll]

Gestalt's favorite hobby is going through neighbourhoods and switching the pesticide use signs from one yard to another.

[ClydeB]

Brad likes to wear swim fins and an inflatable duck float with that gas mask, flack jacket, and machine gun. Really completes the whole "I am crazier than a loon" look.

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[llBradll]

Clyde wears water wings to public pools, hoping that all the girls will think he has huge arms.

[gestalt]

llBradll had his "fancy" tickled pink with a peacock-feather duster by Catwoman.