Let's Spread Rumors

[azelismia]

Rudy doesn't "eat" Klondike bars... he thinks they have another more novel use. it's really disgusting.

[Rudy]

Azelismia loves our little games, don't listen to her.

Also, she props her feet up on the desk to clip her toenails. This would be fine, if she didn't do it at the office.

[secretagentm]

Rudyhenkel doesn't even clip his toenails... Remember? He's trying to keep that world record.

[azelismia]

Secretagent hasn't washed her hair in 9 years. No one has asked her on a date in that time either. She's been waiting for it so she can use it as an excuse not to go.

[Rudy]

3.1 feet and counting, baby!

azelismia only listens to music with the volume turned to off. She claims her ears are very sensitive.

[azelismia]

Rudy considers construction noise to be music. The workers catcall him as he stares at them lovestruck.

[Rudy]

No, I'm only staring at you, baby. It is rather unfortunate, though, that you had to take a job in construction after that accident at your last job involving twine, a case of Elmer's Glue, and your boss's toupee.

[ClydeB]

I hear rudyhenkel thinks we intj's won't read 4200+ posts in a thread just to make sure we do not duplicate things. When he doesn't realize that some things just need repeatin.

Who let the cats out? Meow, meow meow, meowmeow.

[Rudy]

ClydeB let the cats out. That was a really bad idea, ClydeB... I told you not to visit the pound drunk!

[azelismia]

Clyde put on the helmet thinking he was going to look like a cat because he heard there was a fuzzy convention going on in the lobby, but instead he showed up looking like a crazed viking which frightened all the poor forest critter wannabe's to no end and he didn't get any fuzzy love. :( ( I hear it from the teapot.)


Rudy, hasn't evolved out of the ocean yet. he has a waterproof laptop because his caretakers took pity on him.

[Rudy]

As the cats were gathered back up for the pound, Azelismia tried to go with them, but the pound staff wouldn't let her. Again.

[azelismia]

Rudy is jealous of cats and dogs and their grand intelligence.

[Visum]

Aze preferrrrrs hairy men.

[Rudy]

I'm actually more jealous that azelismia spends more time with them than with me...

I heard Visum has found every cute animal picture on the internet; it only took him two months of solid work.

[Visum]

So true, and the one that I find most interesting is called a rudyhenkel. It lives close to elephant dung.

[azelismia]

visum aspires to be an Edward Gorey character

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[Visum]

Haha, I heard Aze wears I love Chuck Norris panties.

[azelismia]

I heard Visum wears panties and a bra with frillies under his work clothes.

[Rudy]

When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Azelismia.

[Visum]

When rudyhenkel goes to sleep he tends to not change his pillow, even though he drools excessively during the night.

[azelismia]

Rudy goes to strip bar to strip bar night after night but they still won't hire him to take off his shirt.

[Visum]

Aze confessed to me that she is actually jealous of this.

[Rudy]

When asked about his actions in regards to the endangered panda bear, Visum's only response was: "Rape is such a harsh word! Why not use: Surprise Sex!"

[Reganon]

I heard rudyhenkel's hair is softer than babies and ponies on crack

[Visum]

Reganon thought tampons were firecrackers last 4th of July.

[azelismia]

I heard visum reganon was recently captured from the jungle and she had a limited understanding of the English language as of yet, most of her words are an unintelligible jumble.

[Rudy]

Visum thought firecrackers were tampons, and that he had a vagina, last night. Fortunately, the doctors were able to repair most of the damage.

Azelismia has an unfortunate history of being mistaken for Ronald McDonald everywhere she goes...

[azelismia]

Rudy told visum that he was a doctor, but he was lying.

[Visum]

azelismia and rudyhenkel both think Visum is a woman.

[Rudy]

In order to fulfill her lifelong dream, azelismia once tried to sneak into a To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. competition in a homemade costume. She was found out, unfortunately, due to the flowers and bunnies she had included in the design.

Visum might want to be more worried about what that says about her.

[Visum]

Visum is not worried because he knows rudyhenkel is sexually challenged.

[Reganon]

I heard Visum once got lost two blocks away from his home.

[Rudy]

Reganon once tried to live in the wild, to be like San, but left after about 24 minutes when she realized there was no toilet paper.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel has to sit on 2 phone books to reach the table.

[Visum]

When calculating distance, Reganon tends to think in terms of near or far and Nikita doesn't understand either.

[Nikita]

Visum thinks the subway is run by the metric system.

[Reganon]

I heard Nikita can do advanced calculus in her head, but cannot find her way home from the grocery store.

[Rudy]

Reganon travels from town to town, selling baked goods and hand made clothing, because she has no place to call home.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel makes and sells clothes made of hands. You could say he has a hand job....

[Visum]

rudyhenkel believes that the Netherlands are actually found below the earth’s surface.

[ClydeB]

I hear Visum likes his water bed. Even if other people call it the Black Lagoon.

[Visum]

ClydeB is intimidated by the anaconda that lives in Visum's black lagoon,

[Nikita]

Visum likes to slide his anaconda into Clyde's black lagoon.

[ClydeB]

I hear Nikita likes to refer to herself as "Clyde's black lagoon"

[Visum]

Nikita needs to clean her mouth out.

[Nikita]

Clyde and Visum are ashamed to have been caught white handed....

[Rudy]

Visium wants to do the cleaning, but Nikita always passes him up for... well, anyone really.

[ClydeB]

I hear rudyhenkel has overactive sweat glands. Shaking hands with him is like sticking your hand under a faucet.

[Nikita]

Clyde's hershey squirts fly out of the sides of his diaper.

[Rudy]

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Autoeroticasphyxiation isn't a fetish for Nikita, it's a way of life.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel has a fetish fetish.

[Rudy]

Well, I can't really deny it... ;)

Nikita was considering becoming a Mormon, until she realized that only men are allowed multiple spouses.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel has his home "wallpapered" with headless kittens.

[Rudy]

Nikita is my supplier.

[ClydeB]

I hear Nikita has a hole in the basement. And basement is code for her head.
And hole is code for Rudyhenkel.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel and Clyde help each other to paint the walls white.

[azelismia]

Nikita is a nazi spy

[ClydeB]

azelismia drew those black spots on her cat with a marker. Because it wouldn't wear groucho glasses for her.

She didn't do a very good job though ;P

[Rudy]

ClydeB once tried to raid the British Isles for food and women, as in the Viking days of yore, but all he got for his trouble was a toothless wench and some fish and chips...

[azelismia]

Rudy thinks he is the "master of the queens army" with his nice crunchy linens but really he's just the scullery maid with a vivid imagination.

[Rudy]

Azelismia cries whenever a stranger asks why she's dressed up for Halloween, which happens all too often.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel is asked daily when his baby is due as the strangers rub his belly.

[Rudy]

Despite Nikita's excellent taste in music, not everyone wants to participate in her all day musical. She really needs to learn to not break out into song in the middle of the street...

[Reganon]

rudyhenkel is bitter about the time he broke out into song in the middle of the street and how, instead of joining in, everyone ran away.

[Nikita]

Reganon is singing in the rain with the other stray cats.

[Reganon]

I heard Nikita dispenses patronage.

[Rudy]

Nikita's habit of taking every statement literally leads to endless problems. Standard exclamations from "Well, kiss me!," to "Shoot!" often land her in trouble, and her brain shut down for several hours once after her boss told her that he wanted something "done yesterday."

Reganon, on the other hand, assumes that everything is a matter of metaphor. She breezes through stop signs, assuming them to be merely a suggestion that one stop and reflect inwardly.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel went to the doctor crying about the weird disease turning his manhood orange. The doctor told him to stop eating cheetos while watching porn.

[azelismia]

Nikita is concerned that strangers on the web can see her when she looks into her monitor so she never gets infront of the computer without her full daily make up and hair do going.

[Reganon]

I heard Azelismia has a monitor tan from spending so many hours trying to hack into Nikita's computer.

[elsdfr]

Reganon owns a pair of parachute pants, signed by MC Hammer.

[Elfrun]

Elsdfr only posts in this thread to boost his post count cause he's been told that core members have a secret hidden forum where they discuss all the cool shit and he wants in.

[elsdfr]

Trinity is a member of the Nazi party.

[Elfrun]

Elsdfr has started a smear campaign against me in an attempt to take attention off his shady dealings involving black market child adoptions.

[elsdfr]

Trinity buys friends... with drugs.

[Elfrun]

Only because elsdfr is holding my grandmother hostage untill I sell all of his crack... haaaalp me!

[loosefanbelt]

It has been rumored that elsdfr rode his segawy into a retirement home and knocked over 2 nurses, 8 elderly with walkers and canes and ended up face first in the sheetcake for the retirement home's Monthly Birthday Celebration... it was chocolate fudge BTW.

THAT is how elsdfr happened upon Trinity's grandmother, who smells funny, BTW.

[Elfrun]

It has been rumored that elsdfr rode his segawy into a retirement home and knocked over 2 nurses, 8 elderly with walkers and canes and ended up face first in the sheetcake for the retirement home's Monthly Birthday Celebration... it was chocolate fudge BTW.

THAT is how elsdfr happened upon Trinity's grandmother, who smells funny, BTW.

It's true, she smells like old people but in all fairness she is old people.

What you neglected to reveal is the reason for the cuffufel is cause you like to loosen peoples fan belts and when you realised he didn't have any on his old people scooter you tampered with his breaks.

[loosefanbelt]

And yet it is Trinity who has been known to shake down preschool children for the loose change in their pockets...

[Elfrun]

How else do they toughen up?!? I'm doing them a favour!

Loosefanbelt cries during Lassie movies.

[loosefanbelt]

Trinity pushed Timmy down the well...

[Elfrun]

Timmy was a whinger, I did what I had to do.

The loose one keeps a harem of eunuchs. You do not want to know why.

[loosefanbelt]

Trinity mistakenly thinks they are eunuchs because she does not know where the secret toy surprises are... poor daft thing!

[Elfrun]

Touché ;D

Seriously though I know for a fact that the loose one moonlights as a projectionist at a porn theatre... FOR FREE! (don’t ask me how I know this xD)

[loosefanbelt]

Art porn only, which is too tame for Trinity's penchant - of course that is public knowledge, not a rumor...

[Rudy]

loosefanbelt wants to be cool, and hang upside down like Trinity, but she always ends up falling flat on her back.

[Josephine1012]

rudyhenkel is only pretending to like this game claiming he thinks it's funny. The real reason is, he wants to find out what people really know about his subversive lifestyle

[Rudy]

Josephine's victims have all been found, smothered to death. Oddly enough, none of them seems to have put up a struggle, even though there is no sign that they were unconscious...

[Josephine1012]

rudyhenkel was one of said "victims" and knows damn well that they all came willingly and brought presents.

[Rudy]

...no comment.

Josephine claims to like dirty cowboys. The truth, however, is that she has a major cleanliness compulsion, and makes them shower at least three times before she'll allow them to touch her.

[azelismia]

Rudy likes to be beaten

[Rudy]

azelismia is such a masochist; she always refuses to beat me... ;.;

[secretagentm]

Rudyhenkel lives in a nudist colony in Florida. He likes to suntan places were even the sun doesn't shine.

[SRVcardsfan27]

secretagentm's favorite film is Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie.

[Rudy]

secretagentm is just jealous of my tan. When she wears a bathing suit, she's often mistaken for an albino.

SRVcardsfan27 seems to be winking in his avatar, but in reality he glued his eye shut.

[Josephine1012]

rudyhenkel writes code during the day and works nights as a stripper. He really wants to quit his day job!

[Rudy]

If only. Stripping just doesn't pay what it used to, though...

If Josephine and her friends weren't so cheap, only giving me George Washingtons, my dream might be closer to fruition.

[Josephine1012]

rudyhenkel is liar we tip in $2 bills (I have a hookup for that rare currency)! Besides he is very forthcoming with other services as well.

[Rudy]

I'm sorry, Mistress Josephine, I shouldn't have spoken out like that...

*whispers* Josephine is very fond of "discipline", see. Not all that pleasant, but it pays for my gasoline.

[Josephine1012]

rudyhenkel hates ice cream.

[Rudy]

Hey! Just because I don't like it when you do... that with ice cream to me, doesn't mean I don't like to eat it.

Whenever Josephine is in a bad mood, she kicks a puppy, and feels better!

[Josephine1012]

whenever rudy is in a bad mood he beats a homeless person (Clockwork orange style), while yelling something about his yarbles.

[Rudy]

I told you before! The bum was sassing me!

Josephine prints out pictures of money to give to panhandlers.

[Josephine1012]

^ that is actually not a lie


Rudy is actually ESFP who came to research this secret club, while planning ESFP domination scheme. He showed up under the guise of Mr. Darcy to throw everyone off. Incidentally ice cream, disco dancing and cute kittens were incorporated into said plan.

[Rudy]

^ that is actually not a lie

... awesome.


Dammit, Josephine! Now that they know about the plan, the kittens will never distract them long enough for the disco ball to work it's magic!

Anyway, Josephine is just bitter, as I wouldn't let her be part of my plan. The woman is utterly incapable of doing an evil overlord laugh, or even pretending to be a megalomaniac. She wanted to let everyone vote on whether they wanted to be ruled over by an iron fist!

[Josephine1012]

rudy is just bitter because I'm taller than him (and have bigger *ahem* hands)

[Sliderule]

The forum is really being moved just to get us all away from Josephine.

[Rudy]

rudy is just bitter because I'm taller than him (and have bigger *ahem* hands)

... if you know what I mean!


Sliderule carries around a tool of that very name, and attempts to use it on every male he knows, in a hopeless attempt to assuage his own insecurities. Needless to say, this has resulted in a large number of sexual assault charges leveled against him.

[Sliderule]

... if you know what I mean!


Sliderule carries around a tool of that very name, and attempts to use it on every male he knows, in a hopeless attempt to assuage his own insecurities. Needless to say, this has resulted in a large number of sexual assault charges leveled against him.

Rudy doesn't know what a slide rule is.

[Josephine1012]

Sliderule is a dinosaur and proud of it.

[Sliderule]

Sliderule is a dinosaur and proud of it.

Rawr.

Josephine desecrated my remains when she filled up her gas tank.

[secretagentm]

Sliderule does Suntory commercials in Japan.

[Rudy]

Rudy doesn't know what a slide rule is.

*google search* ... apparently true! Ah, the folly of youth!


secretagentm is jealous of sliderule's uncannily accurate James Bond impression.

[secretagentm]

I could never *quite* get that secret agent look... (looks down sheepishly)

Rudyhenkel is *very* attached to his governess.

[Sliderule]

Secretagentm can't afford a full mask.

[Rudy]

sliderule's name actually originates in his longstanding, and quite embarassing, inability to use a calculator.

[azelismia]

Rudy has an abacus sitting in the corner of his room, he isn't sure what it's for though. He's always thought it was a pretty little decoration with no particular use.

[SRVcardsfan27]

azelismia lived on a deserted island for years... Tom Hanks style!

[azelismia]

SRV is a jehoviah's witness.

[Rudy]

azelismia makes it a yearly tradition to score last place at the national cat show.

[azelismia]

Rudy goes to the cat shows hoping to score a "date" even though he goes every time there is one, he always forgets in between that by cats they mean the fuzzy little things not women of ill repute.

[secretagentm]

Azelismia OD'ed on sugar after she got her little furry paws on the nutella display at Costco.

[azelismia]

Secret agent likes to knock over the displays in grocery stores, she's been banned from entering every single one in a ten mile radius of her house. She has to go in disguise to get toilet paper.

[secretagentm]

Azelismia cries whenever she goes to the toy store. She thinks the stuffed animals were once her friends.

[Rudy]

secretagentm gets a visceral pleasure out of lurking and skulking. Unfortunately, this always lands her in hot water with store detectives...

[azelismia]

Rudy likes to go to airports to play "International Terrorists" Heh likes anal probing it would seem

[secretagentm]

When azelismia came over to my house, I made the mistake of leaving my box and newspapers in the living room. She's still there... and she won't leave...
(simple kitty minds are easily entertained)

[Rudy]

secretagentm is profiled by government agents whenever she travels. Oddly, this even happens as she gets into her car each morning.

[secretagentm]

In the seedy underground of lower Milwaukee, rudyhenkel is the favorite pit stop for all the truckers going through the region.

[auriga vega]

secretagentm smuggles ebola infected monkeys to the US.

[Rudy]

auriga vega smuggles the non-infected monkeys into her bed.

[auriga vega]

rudy is secretly dating Miley Cyrus. Whoops, I guess it's not a secret anymore, since I just made it public :)

[secretagentm]

I sneezed and auriga vega blew away in the wind with her balloons.

[Rudy]

Yeah, well, auriga vega keeps bugging me for an "in" with her dad, Billy Ray. Seems she's had a crush since "Achy Breaky Heart".

[secretagentm]

Rudyhenkel has already been *in* Billy Ray.

[Rudy]

And then he broke my heart...

secretagentm thinks "fisting" is when frat brothers pound their fists together. This has led to several social embarrassments.

[auriga vega]

Rudy was the one who told secretagentm that.
Wow, way to go...

[Rudy]

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[auriga vega]

...and Rudy is OBSESSED with it...

[Rudy]

auriga vega is one of the girls in "two girls, one cup"

[azelismia]

Rudy's favorite kind of female is disabled. that way she can't run away.

[Nikita]

azelismia was told to eat her peas. So she got a cup and went into the restroom....

[secretagentm]

When My Chemical Romance decided to disband, that's when Nikita truly felt like there was nothing else to live for.

[Rudy]

secretagentm likes to dance around the house naked. And by "house", I mean "middle of the street".

[secretagentm]

Kittens and puppies cry whenever they see rudyhenkel.

[Rudy]

Tears of joy, I tell you!

When secretagentm compares something to taking candy from a baby, she knows what she's talking about.

[secretagentm]

Rudyhenkel is in remedial maths because variables confuse him -- he doesn't know why there are letters with the numbers.

[Rudy]

^ ^
Actually close to accurate.

That was referring to a deleted post =p

secretagentm's tears dried up long ago. Instead of crying, she carries around dolls to squeeze the life out of when she's upset.

[azelismia]

^ ^
Actually close to accurate.

azelismia's tears dried up long ago. Instead of crying, she carries around dolls to squeeze the life out of when she's upset.


Rudy likes spanking his younger siblings. it's fun and those nice round bottoms!

[secretagentm]

Azelismia collects the hairballs her cats cough up. She's saving up for a warm winter sweater.

[azelismia]

Secret agent has been BEGGING me to knit her one from the hairballs. I keep telling her that's gross. now she's making stuff up out of jealousy and rage.. some people!

[secretagentm]

Azelismia is sad when her hairball sweaters don't auction well on ebay -- which is constantly.

[Deadgod]

Azelismia is sad when her hairball sweaters don't auction well on ebay -- which is constantly.

And neither do the eyelash and Mustache ones too. :p

[secretagentm]

Deadgod lives in the same Florida nudist colony as rudyhenkel. They are trailer neighbors.

[Rudy]

When she runs out of insults, I hear that secretagentm gives broken records a bad name ;)

[secretagentm]

Rudyhenkel is so afflicted by obesity that his pubic area is used to store patches of soft fatty waste.

[azelismia]

Secret agent is really secret squirrel

[putupon]

azelismia has paranoid delusions about animatronic care bears rummaging thru her dirty laundry

[secretagentm]

Putupon was Stand-In #2 for the eye of Sauron in the LOTR movies.

[putupon]

secretagentm has been known to spontaneously break into song in elevators

[secretagentm]

Putupon only knows this because he is ceiling cat's long lost brother.

[azelismia]

Secret agent thinks she knows ceiling cat but he only puts on a facade around her. He has better things to do than associate with a non-cat.

[secretagentm]

Well when he does put up with me, he tells me that monorail cat left you at the station because you weren't cool enough.

[Rudy]

Whenever secretagentm is asked whether she is travelling "For business or pleasure?," her response is always "Pleasure is my business."

[azelismia]

Rudy has plenty of money but refuses to buy airfare when stowing away is so much more thrilling.

[Nikita]

azelismia stuffs her pillowcases with kittens instead of pillows.

[secretagentm]

Nikita is tattooed all over to look like a cockroach -- dark, mysterious creature of the night!! *RAWR*

[Nikita]

secretagentm is known around the world for her daring deeds, it seems she is not so secret.

[secretagentm]

Nikita is a drug-addicted juvenile delinquent who is accused of killing a police officer in cold blood during an attempted robbery of a convenience store.

[Rudy]

^ ^ -1 points for lack of humor ;)

secretagentm was brainwashed to be a killing machine when she was a child. When ever she hears the words, "Does this make me look fat?", she goes into an unstoppable frenzy of destruction.

[secretagentm]

(Point taken. Guessing by the assassin avatar and her name, I just looked up La Femme Nikita and pulled the first sentence. I will stick to my usual dark hole analogies. LOL)

rudyhenkel was so captivated by Winnie the Pooh as a child, that he covered himself in honey and stepped into the Big Bear exhibit at the nearest zoo. This account was later featured in a Darwin Award book.

[loosefanbelt]

When casting the role of the ghost of corporate future in "Enroneezer Scrooge", secretagentm was a top pick due to her mysterious ability to effuse smoke. They did not know what the gaseous emissions were, however - and it was later understood to be her lunch of bologna sandwiches.

[Nikita]

loosefanbelt administers acupuncture to herself with needles collected from pine trees. What? She heard it was supposed to be a natural cure....

[Rudy]

During the month of December, Nikita travels from mall to mall, knocking out mall santas and taking their place. She then asks the children what they want for christmas, then tells them they can't have it, since their parents don't love them.

[loosefanbelt]

RudyHenkel wears mormon underthings under his tights and pantaloons - and he is a Rastafarian!

[Deadgod]

This kind of reminds me of Banjo-Kazooie specifically the parts when you meet Brentilda in Gruntilda's lair.

Nice rumors about me. Hmm...I have a neighbor?

[Rudy]

This kind of reminds me of Banjo-Kazooie specifically the parts when you meet Brentilda in Gruntilda's lair.

Nice rumors about me. Hmm...I have a neighbor?

No, no. Read the first post for the rules.

[loosefanbelt]

RudyHenkel is all about the rules - he used to be one of those hall monitors in a neon vest that would check your bathroom pass, and he loved to watch the kiddlets squirm as they needed to piddle...

And that was just last year...

[Rudy]

Despite loosefanbelt's harsh demeanor, she does have a softer side. For example, she takes very good care of her puppy, Emergency-Food-Supply (Efs for short.)

[Algol]

RudyHenkel has been told repeatedly by the FCC that he cannot use live animals in his infomercial: Will it Blend?

He still "blends" them for fun but just keeps it off the airwaves.

[altoid]

Algol steals dogs from homeless people to give RudyHenkel for his 'Will It Blend' research.

[secretagentm]

Altoid still experiences LSD trips from the residue leftover in her brain from her 60s swinger days. Hugh called and he says you left your pasties at his mansion.

[loosefanbelt]

secretagentm took the zorro thing to far one day - and that's all I am saying...To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

[Rudy]

loosefanbelt dressed up as Carrot Top one Halloween, but no one could tell.

[secretagentm]

Cars STOP whenever their drivers see loosefanbelt. It's the law.
(Damn you rudy, I wanted to do the redhead joke!)

rudyhenkel can't go through airport security metal detectors because he's really just an advanced animatronic sex toy from the future.

[altoid]

secretagentm, being convinced they will make her high, likes to sniff highlighters.

[loosefanbelt]

Redhead jokes are easy schmeezy...

altoid was seen taking her hamster to doggie obedience class and came home empty handed.

[Rudy]

loosefanbelt holds the world record for "Most Times Sprayed With A Fire Extinguisher" ...you're right, they are easy.

[secretagentm]

loosefanbelt is a celebrated cross country runner. She strikes fear into the hearts of all her competitors. Her nickname is 'The Killer-T' (for tomato).
FUCKKK I AM FAIL

rudyhenkel wishes he were a vampire. That would increase his chances of meeting Buffy in real life.

[loosefanbelt]

Oh, secretagentm and RudyHenkel used to hang out behind the bleachers at university - not to make out, but to beat up defenseless little redheads.

[altoid]

loosefanbelt dyes her hair red just for attention.

[secretagentm]

Aw alright, I'll go back to sphincter jokes

Altoid stocks up on Depends whenever she goes to Walmart.

[loosefanbelt]

OUCH! Is it National Beat Up On Redheads Day and I forgot it on m' calendar? Altoid had training to be a psychiatrist but when she went for her license, there was that nasty business with the dancing bear that she could not fully explain...

secretagentm knew about it from her carney days...

[Nikita]

loosefanbelt works nights as a stripper in a gay bar - they've yet to figure out she's not a man.

[secretagentm]

nikita was the one who lit the unfortunate cigarette while riding the Hindenburg.

[loosefanbelt]

People thought Nikita and secretagentm went to college, but it was really Barnum and BalLey Clown School.

[Nikita]

loosefanbelt has a flaming case of diarrhea. It's quite improved her scent.

[loosefanbelt]

Nikita has big clown suit, which hides that unsightly goiter.

[secretagentm]

loosefanbelt farted, which caused the great dust bowl of the 30s.

[Nikita]

secretagentm tries to pass off her adam's apple as a goiter...at least until after the operation fits her with some manly accoutrements.

[secretagentm]

nikita's real name is bernard madoff. you ruined zsa zsa gabor's fortunes! shame on you!

[altoid]

Nikita is a "manly accoutrement" donor.

Gah! my connection is so slow tonight.

secretagentm mourned for a month when Pluto lost planet status.

[Nikita]

secretagentm pays a bevy of admirers copious amounts of money to reap gratuitious praise upon her every 5 minutes. Altoid volunteered to kiss her ass for free.

[altoid]

Nikita likes to use children playing in the park as target practice.

[secretagentm]

nikita is almost complete with collecting babies from all 7 continents! she just needs to find one from antarctica.

altoid is rudyhenkel's governess. she teaches rudy math. or that's what she's supposed to be teaching anyway.

[Nikita]

altoid and secretagentm run a baby kidnapping ring out of the Vatican's basement.

[secretagentm]

nikita is a frequent customer to our agency.

[loosefanbelt]

secretagentm is hiding the fact that her nickname used to be secretagentpoo

[Nikita]

secretagentm missed the joke.


loosefanbelt's idea of creativity involves the word "poo".

[altoid]

losefanbelt Nikita used to be secretagentpoo's "handler"

[ClydeB]

loosefanbelt forgot the ny and me in her name. But Jezebel won't change it to "loosefanny beltme" for her.

I hear that altoid is jealous of how much fun her friend mentos has with diet coke. She feels left out.

[secretagentm]

ClydeB thinks the CD/DVD drive in his desktop is a cupholder.

[ClydeB]

I hear secretagentm forgot the OO at the end of her name.

[secretagentm]

ClydeB thinks you're supposed to use your computer mouse with your foot.

[Nikita]

secretagentm feeds her mouse cheese. The stuck roller ball baffles her.

[ClydeB]

Nikita tries to hold paper up to her monitor to fax something from her computer.

[secretagentm]

nikita's feet smell like cheese. Her attempts to assassinate are epic fail, since her opponents can smell her from a mile away.

ClydeB doesn't know how to turn his computer on.

[Nikita]

secretagentm licks the computer screen in an attempt to kiss real boys.

[altoid]

Nikita likes to watch.

[secretagentm]

nikita is a heteronormative right-wing christian jesus freak from Texas. (i must be really slow today)

altoid is the only one who bids on azzy's hairball sweaters on ebay.

[ClydeB]

secretagentm has been looking for the 'any' key for 8 years now. She thinks either Carmen Sandiego or Waldo has it.

[daydreamer]

Clyde is Waldo and wears the same shirt everyday

[Nikita]

daydreamer stole Tiny Tim's crutch and beat up Cratchitt with it because he wouldn't purchase daydreamer's sexual wares.

[daydreamer]

it's ok Nikita came along and bought them from me :)

[ClydeB]

Daydreamer uses mice he catches in his traps to try and run his computer. With Failarious results.

[Nikita]

Clyde has to pick the scabs to get his hookers wet.

[daydreamer]

Clyde's failure with women is due largely to his inability to recognize them apart from men, whereas women are outright threatened by Nikita. maybe it's the gun and the tattoo

[ClydeB]

I hear that daydream is a believer and a homecoming drag queen.

[Nikita]

Clyde sews costumes for all of his fellow drag queens. They call him Hedda Lettuce and always scream, "Lettuce give you Hedda!"

[daydreamer]

Cyde wears his viking hat everyday except casual Friday

[secretagentm]

Daydreamer wants to know where to plug in her wireless internet.

[ClydeB]

I hear that secretagentm used to be secretagentorange until the secret got out and the subsequent bad press.

[secretagentm]

ClydeB keeps shushing his zip drives.

[Nikita]

Clyde likes sloppy thirds. Secretagentm is happy to oblige with hers.

[daydreamer]

secretagent tries to unzip hers.

[ClydeB]

I hear that daydream likes to sing this a lot.

What a day for a daydream
What a day for a daydreamin' toy
And I'm lost in a daydream
Dreamin' 'bout my extra large vibrating bundle of joy

[daydreamer]

clyde is seduced whenever i sing. he strips, dances, and eventually ends up in a naked puddle on the floor crying and rocking whenever i sing.

[altoid]

daydreamer has a balloon animal fetish

[Nikita]

altoid advertises her halitosis.

[auriga vega]

Nikita's gun is a toy gun.

[Rudy]

auriga vega is in all of the zoology articles these days. Who knew they could teach her language, let alone how to type!

[Deadgod]

No, no. Read the first post for the rules.

Yeah, yeah. I know the silly rules, n00b.

RudyHenkel is an ISTJ in RL. :p

[altoid]

Deadgod is still looking for someone to replace Jerry Falwell in his heart.

[Rudy]

altoid's picture seems to be some crazy photo-effect, but that's a regular photo.

[Deadgod]

Rudyhenkel is in fact a Rude Hen.

[Nikita]

deadgod eggs himself to feel like he belongs in the Dirty Dozen.

[secretagentm]

Nikita lives in a van down by the riverrrrrr.

[Rudy]

secretagentm wants to be a real girl, but Jiminy Cricket isn't returning her phone calls.

[secretagentm]

(yesss we're back on air)

rudyhenkel is the reason why the fail train failed.

[Rudy]

secretagentm cries whenever Disney villains die.