Let's Spread Rumors

[auriga vega]

Nikita thinks pencil lead is really made out of Lead (Pb).

[Reganon]

Auriga Vega thinks a pound of lead weighs more than a pound of gold- which is wrong on so many levels!

[Nikita]

Reganon takes RU-486 with vodka and a shot of heroin to get high.

[Reganon]

Nikita has been sober for only ten minutes out of her entire life.

[Nikita]

9.9 minutes longer than Reganon.

[Reganon]

Nikita set the world record for the highest blood alcohol content after consuming only one beer.

[Nikita]

Reganon is built like the Hulk. We think the color may be due to some cousin of gangrene....

[Reganon]

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry, but Nikita on the other hand is so cute when she's angry.

[Nikita]

Reganon:
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[Reganon]

Nikita:
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The horsey is her best friend.

[Nikita]

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Her cuteness can't be contained in one fur ball!

[Reganon]

Neither can Nikita's- that's why she stores her excess cuteness in a freezer in the basement.

[Nikita]

Here's Reganon's husband extracting her cuteness from the freezer:
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[Reganon]

Nikita carries an extra skeleton around with her wherever she goes.

[Nikita]

Reganon's ribs make a nifty xylophone.

[Reganon]

Unlike most humans, Nikita can spontaneously combust.

[Nikita]

Reganon is an invertebrate.

[Reganon]

Nikita has gills.

[ClydeB]

I hear that Reganon has over 100 different piercing's across her body.

[azelismia]

I hear that Clyde has grown horns and hoofs

[ClydeB]

I hear that azelismia has stretched her neck so much with neck rings she cannot take them out anymore for fear she will break her neck.

[Nikita]

Clyde thinks the sonic boom is something he creates with beans and broccoli.

[elsdfr]

I heard Nikitas avatar photo was taken moments before her suicide.

[Nikita]

elsdfr sees dead people, apparently.

[vibrantblade16]

Nikita just had sex with elsdfr.

[Nikita]

vibrantblade16 meant to type his name in place of Nikita's...we know who he was thinking about!

els likes to incorporate muskrats in playtime with vibrant.

[elsdfr]

In expectation Nikita is setting up her camera and tripod.

[vibrantblade16]

Is NIkita setting up or is it you?

[elsdfr]

Vibrantblades base belongs to me.

[vibrantblade16]

elsdfr cant wait to get his hands on Nikita.

[Nikita]

vibrantblade really has quite a dull blade...with a sickly bluish tinge...

[elsdfr]

I hear Nikita has the perfect cure for that.

[Nikita]

Yes, it's eau de esldfr.

[elsdfr]

Nikita smells of elderberries.

[Nikita]

elsdfr smells like elders' diapers.

[Algol]

Nikita chloroformed her boss so she could post on the forum during work hours.

[Nikita]

Algol just loved his into a coma.

[elsdfr]

I heard Nikita uses other peoples rumors.

[Nikita]

esldfr uses tampons.

[elsdfr]

Nikita doesn't.

[Nikita]

Did I forget to mention that elsdfr uses them as lollipops?

[elsdfr]

Nikita was watching... again.

[Nikita]

elsdfr likes golden showers.

[elsdfr]

Nikita wears army boots.

[Nikita]

elsdfr eats paperclips because he was told to pull himself together.

[elsdfr]

Nikita is the reason there is a required 45 seconds delay between posts.

[Algol]

elsdfr is goo goo gajoob

[Nikita]

Algol still has yet to progress past baby gibberish.

[Algol]

Nikita is the Walrus

[Rudy]

Nikita does "inappropriate things" with her handgun.

[ClydeB]

Nikita is seeing some specialists for that gun like projection from her forehead.
rudyhenkel offered to gnaw it off with his teeth.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel uses his scarf for asphyxiation play in the sack with Clyde, who yodels in pleasure.

[ClydeB]

Nikita definitely knows how to spin a post. She uses a post hole digger to do it with.

[Rudy]

Clyde writes Viking slash fanfiction in his spare time.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel made up his own dance version of The Macarena.

[Rudy]

When not projecting her love of autoeroticasphyxiation onto others, Nikita hides under the beds of small children and makes scary noises.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel enjoys his own dutch oven.

[ClydeB]

Nikita and rudyhenkel have appeared in some of ClydeB's fan fiction. rudy's latest appearance was as Victim #3, the man caught on the crapper. Nikita's was as "Oh my god! What is tha..(splat, thunk)"

[Reganon]

Clyde owns a restaurant where the lunch special is deep fried viking with a soup on the side.

[Rudy]

Those triangles on Reganon's face aren't warpaint, but markings from a dangerous BDSM lifestyle.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel's facial expression is the result of trying to hold in the effects of an enema.

[Reganon]

I heard Nikita once tried to kill her own shadow because it got too close!

[Rudy]

Reganon LARPs as Maxine Gibson in her spare time.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel is known as the muffin man because of the muffin top created by his overly tight pants.

[Rudy]

As a child, Nikita made all the other children play Russian Roulette with a Nerf gun.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel prefers to play Russian Roulette with expired condoms.

[Algol]

Word on the street is that Nikita is the gal that's been trying to imitate ceiling cat at workplaces all over the city

[Nikita]

Every time Algol kills a kitten, God masturbates.

[Rudy]

Though she clings to ceilings, Nikita secretly wants to cling to Algol.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel has a vacuum hose fetish.

[Algol]

Pirates keep parrots on their shoulder. Nikita keeps a Raptor.

[Nikita]

Algol scared Jiminy Cricket off a long time ago when he :knife: :dead:

[Algol]

Nikita's knuckles are said to be fused together from practicing the iron fist technique

[Nikita]

Algol's late wife and child perished during his latest Nazi experiment. When she went into labor, he tied her legs together and just gazed in her eyes as their son killed her from the inside out.

[elsdfr]

Nikita feared my return.

[Rudy]

elsdfr is Algol's secret Nazi experiment son.

[Nikita]

elsdfr holds himself in unnecessarily high regard, his mind is warped by rudyhenkel, his devoted stalker.

[Algol]

I heard through the grapevine that elsdfr goes around retirement homes with an upskirt camera

Nikita once admitted to me her darkest fantasy: ripping out someone's spinal cord with her mouth while they scream

[rara avis]

dammit
elsdfr's Algol's fridge is covered in "Cathy" comic strips.

[Algol]

rara avis just found out her browser has a refresh function

[Reganon]

I heard rara is too weak to open up a jar of pickles...

so she always calls Algol over to do it for her, but he always spills pickle juice on himself.

[Nikita]

rara avis refuses to post the full picture from whence her avatar is derived because it contains Reganon kneeling before her upturned skirt....

[Moriarty]

Nikita sells dope...disguised as a nun. A nun!!

[elsdfr]

Moriarty told Nikita he'll give her a free meal after she gets 20,000 posts.

[Algol]

I peeked over my doorman's shoulder and saw him posting on INTJf as "Nikita" and laughing softly to himself, sending little love messages to elsdfr.

[Nikita]

elsdfr and Algol are conspiring on their rumors, too bad neither is an ENTP, they might come up with one decent one.

[Reganon]

Nikita refuses to reveal the rest of her avatar, which actually shows her water skiing while holding a handgun!

[elsdfr]

Reganon upgraded her Internet connection just to get this page refreshing faster.

[rara avis]

Nikita has a collection of sweatshirts with lace collars and puffy-paint glittery kittens on them.


DAMMIT!!! :p Swear to god, I'm refreshing! lol


elsdfr dresses to match.

[Nikita]

rara made them for me and I don't want to hurt her feelings...plus they make nifty smothering tools.

[Moriarty]

DAMMIT!!! :p Swear to god, I'm refreshing!

Rara avis seriously needs to refresh.

[rara avis]

Moriarty likes me not-so-fresh.

[Nikita]

moriarty douches his anus...rara likes to suck it out.

[elsdfr]

Nikita sat on rara aviseses Internet tube... she can't help it.

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[Nikita]

elsdfr implanted his computer's keyboard with spider eggs to try and construct his own world wide web.

[Reganon]

Nikita's favorite flavor of ice cream is rotten fish and roadkill.

[Algol]

Reganon is jealous of Edward Scissorhand's dexterous hands.

[Reganon]

Algol is jealous of Edward Scissorhand's good looks.

[Nikita]

When Reganon succumbs to jealousy, she literally becomes a green-eyed monster. On the plus side, you can sell the scales off of her dragon-like hide for 20.000 euros each!

[Algol]

Nikita is responsible for the crash of the British Pound. She makes George Soros look like an amateur.

[Nikita]

Algol conspired with Ayers and ACORN to get Obama elected.

[Algol]

Nikita puts on blackface and masquerades as one of Obama's daughters, she even fools the man himself!

[Nikita]

Algol's neighborhood has a welcoming committee that dresses up in white sheets to welcome new residents.

[Algol]

Nikita routinely stows away in the space shuttle because she can.

[Nikita]

Algol makes his girlfriends call him "O Captain, My Captain!" in the sack.

[Algol]

Nikita was last spotted thin, starved, and a little crazed somewhere in Africa. As night fell she became extremely cold and tried to crawl into a sleeping elephant's butt for warmth. Needless to say what happened afterward was not pretty.

[Nikita]

Algol is prejudiced against past participles. They make him feel inadequate, just like dear old mother.

[Algol]

Nikita is the other type of Nazi.

[Nikita]

Algol likes to play strip RISK.

[Rudy]

Nikita likes to play at risky strip clubs.

[azelismia]

I heard Rudy had a strippers' pole up his butt..

[Nikita]

azelismia put it there - rudy's her silver steed. As she's pushing it in, she yells out, "Heigh, Ho, Silver away!!!"

[Reganon]

I heard Nikita rides a silver steed to work everyday. When people give her funny looks, she salutes them and cries "For Rome!"

[azelismia]

I heard Reganon likes to eat paste and ear wax

[Nikita]

Regasmia took an axe and gave their mother 40 whacks. When they saw what they had done, they gave their father 41.

Did I mention that Reganon and azelismia are conjoined twins?

[Rudy]

Well, given that my given name is Rudolph... (relating to the "heigh, ho" bit)

Nikita's tattoos give her the mystical power to see through underwear (but not regular clothing - it was a botched job.)

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel never takes his underwear off to go to the bathroom. He smells just lovely....

[azelismia]

Rudy starches his underwear, not even nikita can see thru it such is it's stiffness.

Nikita knows about Rudy's underwear issues because she's married to him and loves the smell. she forces him to do it with that gun of hers.. scary games they play. none of the neighbors like them much

[Nikita]

azelismia doesn't realize she just talked about rudy's underwear and his stiffness in the same sentence....

[azelismia]

Nikita is all worked up by stiff underwear

[Nikita]

azelismia shaves her cats and is constructing her very own cat suit out of the fur.

[Rudy]

Nikita wants azelismia to make her one for the furry convention.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel already has a suit he uses for furry conventions...it's really really sticky, though.

[Rudy]

A fact which makes Nikita burn with envy.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel burns with something else entirely as a result of his sexcapades.

[Rudy]

This is because Nikita likes to line my underwear with itching powder. *shakes fist*

[azelismia]

Rudy likes itching powder, it helps lessen the burn from the rugburns from his furry suit and his furry companions.

[Reganon]

Azelismia is fluent in cat language. She is also particularly good at scratching up furniture, catching mice, and coughing up hairballs.

[Rudy]

Azelismia thinks I like itching powder, which is why she always includes it in our "Fun & Games," but really she just gets off on my discomfort.

Reganon is secretly a crimefighting mouse, and the arch nemesis of Azelismia.

[azelismia]

Rudy likes sheep... what more can be said, I heard he was from wales.

[Rudy]

It does get rather lonely... but azelismia changed her avatar, because her "love" of the feline was starting to consume her...

[azelismia]

Rudy's entire house is done in pink chenille and he has plastic seat covers. he gets quite quarrelsome if you do not remove your shoes. We call him Auntie

[Nikita]

azelismia duct tapes scrub brushes to her feet and skates around the house on soap suds.

[elsdfr]

Nikita stalks AOL chat rooms pretending to be a man.

[Rudy]

elsdfr stalks this forum, pretending to have a gender.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel goes through life pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a dog.

[elsdfr]

Nikita howls and shakes a leg when aroused.

[Nikita]

elsdfr can never manage to actually get aroused.

[Reganon]

I heard Nikita wears monster truck tires as earrings.

[azelismia]

I heard reganon will only eat bugs.

[Nikita]

azelismia picks out her toe jam and eats it on Wonderbread with peanut butter.

[Reganon]

It's all Azelismia will feed me. Look!
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Can you guess which one is Nikita? I'll give you a hint: it's not one you'd be willing to eat.

[Rudy]

Reganon rigorously enforces her policy of "Akuna Matta," by murdering anyone who worries her.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel wears a lavender lace bonnet to church on Sundays with precious white satin gloves.

[Rudy]

I resent that! I do not go to church!

Nikita can only get off when covered in balloons.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel can only get off using pictures of baboons. He loves their bulbous red butts.

[azelismia]

Nikita keeps repeating that to herself because she wants her big red butt to be socially acceptable but Rudy only likes spider monkeys.

[Nikita]

azelismia uses spider webs to floss her teeth. She likes the extra protein from the fly bits still stuck to the floss.

[Reganon]

Nikita uses guano as toothpaste.

[Nikita]

Reganon's new nickname is Guano Loco (tm).

[azelismia]

nikita is liberace reincarnated

[Nikita]

azelismia has a forked tongue, but she wasn't born that way. She got it trying to interfere with a tribal circumcision.

[Reganon]

Nikita's brain is on display at the Museum of Science and Industry's nanotechnology exhibit.

[Nikita]

Reganon needed a heart transplant while on Sabbatical in Alaska. A bear's heart was substituted for her own because there just weren't any human ones available. Reganon couldn't handle having a heart so large, though, the sheer number of tears shed over Hallmark cards induced another heart attack and she died on the store's floor clutching this card:
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[Rudy]

Nikita invoked dark magics to resurrect Reganon, and bind her to her will.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel sold his soul to me long ago for a pair of tights and a rotten banana.

[Reganon]

Nikita's soul can be purchased at Walmart for only ten cents!

[Nikita]

Reganon tried to drink my soul but her body rejected the essence of light. :mad:

[Reganon]

Nikita is available at the same low price of ten cents, but now with 33% more Nikita!

[Rudy]

Ten cents is far beyond Reganon's budget, as she has spent all of her funds on McDonald's dollar menu.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel was told to run a Tukey HSD test and started crying because he thought it meant he might have a venereal disease.

[altoid]

Nikita's gun is currently hiding her third nipple.

[Nikita]

altoid is a nipple, a purple, floating mass of areola and nipple

[altoid]

Nikita sees nipples in everything. Her rorschach test responses are always very predictable.

[Rudy]

altoid's name is very ironic, considering his world-famous halitosis.

[auriga vega]

rudyhenkel is a clone, but doesn't know it.

[Rudy]

auriga vega is still waiting for the balloons to come back down.

[altoid]

rudyhenkel has a secret obsession with Mr. Peanut.

[Rudy]

Unfortunately for him, altoid's not-so-secret obsession with Mr. Clean has led to him being blacklisted by the Poison Control Center.

[altoid]

rudyhenkel steals the musical instruments from street performers in subway stations.

[Rudy]

That's hardly worth noting, considering altoid steals their pants.

[altoid]

rudyhenkel's just upset I stole his skirt last week.

[Rudy]

Actually, I'm upset by the upskirt shots altoid took before stealing it.

[Algol]

rudyhenkel watched too many cartoons and thought he could go base jumping with an umbrella

[Nikita]

Algol took his car to the mechanic to request a refill of 710 and repair of the flux capacitor.

[LaoTzu]

Nikita is pining away for the comeback tour of Sam Kinison.

[Nikita]

LaoTzu has a bucketful of rotten teeth and he's not afraid to use them. (It's fun watching him gum his rumors.)

[LaoTzu]

Nikita is currently searching that bucket for gold caps...

[Algol]

Nikita was the driver of that monster truck that propelled some shrapnel toward the audience and killed a kid. She spent the previous night figuring out how to pull that one off!

LaoTzu hooked up with a couple of male prostitutes named Ying and Yang.

[Nikita]

Algol purchased LaoTzu's services...the gum suction was divine.

[Algol]

Nikita was the name given to Kwato after he was amputated from his host

[altoid]

Algol misses Kwato *rubs the red spot on his stomach*

[Odin]

altoid believes the world is flat

[Nikita]

odin is wearing a pink g-string.

[Algol]

The Indonesian Tsunami a few years ago was caused by Nikita duking it out with Godzilla under the waves.

[Nikita]

Algol walks around with the Evenstar attached to the side of his head. We've all been hoping it would help to illuminate that thing rotting between his ears.

[LaoTzu]

Nikita will not post a pic because she's not sure which is her best side.... the relatively attractive one, or the one with the conjoined fetus still attatched....

[Nikita]

LaoTzu tries to smoke himself using a bong.

[Algol]

Nikita shed a tear when Superman and Doomsday killed each other in that final terrific blow, not because of Superman's death but because she thought the fight itself was so beautiful.

[Nikita]

Algol wears purple and turquoise zebra print stiletto heels, a tuxedo thong, and a canary yellow feather boa to welcome the sailors home.

[Rudy]

Nikita was ejected from the Society for Creative Anachronism for having too medieval an outlook.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel's excessive use of "um" got him kicked out of Toastmasters halfway through his first sentence.

[altoid]

Nikita likes to reenact Little House on the Prairie episodes with sock puppets.

[Hatsumomo1]

altoid is a Quaker.

[Nikita]

Hatsumomo1 has her very own planet and a bevy of celestial virgins.

[Odin]

Nikita spends her spare time looking for pokemon'

[Rudy]

Odin says he gave up his eye for wisdom, but really he lost it in a poker game.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel spends his spare time constructing Pokemon costumes to sell at conventions.

[Rudy]

Nikita only knows this because she is my best customer.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel married a goat last year and has been adding his own ingredient to the cheese ever since.

[Rudy]

Nikita wanders from birthday party to birthday party, leaving dead clowns in her wake.

[auriga vega]

rudyhenkel can only count to 5.

[Rudy]

That's because auriga vega tied me down and ate all the fingers off my left hand...

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel has diagnosed himself with skulliosis.

[auriga vega]

Nikita keeps a cows at her house and directly drinks the milk from its nipples every night.

[Nikita]

auriga vega has a psychological condition that causes her to draw "X"s on herself with a steel dagger and sprinkle salt over the wounds.

[auriga vega]

Nikita pulled out all her teeth and replaced them with plastic forks, so she can be the imaginary moster she dreams at night.

[Nikita]

auriga vega dresses up as Barney to go to concerts and throws herself bodily into mosh pits while singing, "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...."

[Rudy]

Nikita can only get off by violating the well-constructed emotional barriers of an INTJ.

[Odin]

Rudyhenkel smokes his own dried faeces

[ClydeB]

I hear odin likes it in the "old one eye".

As a viking, its a rare opportunity to mess with Odin the allfather. Or is that allfarter?

[altoid]

ClydeB knits sweaters with his own back hair.

[ClydeB]

Altoid likes to collect odd sweaters. Your order is now ready.

[Rudy]

Clyde actually only dresses as a Viking because of a bet he made with his mother.

Had he lost, it would have been a Valkyrie.

[Odin]

rudyhenkel has a gambling problem

[Rudy]

Odin likes to post rumors about people, then delete them at the last moment.

[ClydeB]

I hear Odin always looked at Loki with more than just fatherly feelings. If you know what I mean.



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I hear rudyhenkel's parents wanted a girl to name Victoria. But since he was a boy. They settled for dressing him as a Victorian.

[Rudy]

I hear ClydeB's parents wanted a boy, but since he was a girl, they settled for an operation.

[altoid]

I hear rudyhenkel's parents wanted a dog, and forced him to learn tricks for his meals.

[ClydeB]

I hear altoid's parents wanted a mentos. But then he came along instead.

[Reganon]

I heard Odin stole Clyde's hammer, so he dressed up like a woman to get it back.

[Rudy]

I heard that Reganon moans uncontrollably if you whisper "Ashitaka" in her ear.

[azelismia]

I heard that rudy has a anime fetish and wont' even look at a girl (or youngboy) unless they have purple hair and fuzzy clothing on

[putupon]

A little bird told me azelismia pinches her cats' toes to make them cry

[auriga vega]

putupon still wears diapers.

[ClydeB]

I hear that auriga vega does not know the difference between a condom and a balloon.

[Rudy]

auriga vega should wear diapers. (It would be a lot less embarrassing that the current state of affairs.) ClydeB is getting really tired of cleaning up the mess.

[Karamazov]

I heard rudyhenkel punched Kirk Douglas in the face.

[altoid]

I heard Karamazov was a charter member of the Alf fan club.

[azelismia]

I heard altiod likes to sing tip toe thru the tulips whilst dancing a merry jig at every event they go to - including picking up diapers for their Significant other at the grocery store.

[Rudy]

I heard that that is azelismia's real nose.

[altoid]

I heard that rudyhenkel likes to snort pixie stix.

[azelismia]

altiod Snorts Salt because real illicit drugs are too expensive.

[altoid]

Because azelismia stole from me so she could pay a Nigerian "heir" to transfer his money to her account.

[ClydeB]

I hear altoid never quite got over floppy infant syndrome.

[putupon]

I hear ClydeB once discharged a CRT capacitor with his tongue

[Rudy]

I hear putupon once discharged Margaret Thatcher with his tongue!

[azelismia]

Rudy was the one filming the event. it was his idea. Clyde held down Mrs Thatcher with the threat of his "stun gun"

[Nikita]

the threat of azelismia's halitosis is enough to slay any beast.

[azelismia]

Nikita's MSRA infection is taking over her whole body. it's a horrible sight.

[Rudy]

Without her glasses, azelismia can only see fuchsia.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel has two glass eyes - he lost them in a sexual experiment.

[Rudy]

Nikita is wanted in several countries for shooting holes in people, and then doing inappropriate things with said holes and a strap-on.

[Nikita]

rudyhenkel is wanted for liking it^

[azelismia]

Rudy's mother dressed him in little pink dresses and made him grow his hair out as a child and masqueraded him as a girl


Nikita is a cyborg who likes to feed on the brains of young children in africa

[LaoTzu]

azelismia secretly hates her cats, and is thinking of buying a big bad bull mastiff with a penchant for eating felines.

[Rudy]

Lao Tzu has never gotten out of the shadow of his other brother Lao Tse, since Lao-Tse founded Taoism on a whim.

[Nikita]

rudy has Colin Firth pictures plastered all over his bedroom. he kisses them every night before bed.

[azelismia]

NIkita dot's her i with a little heart each and every time.

[Nikita]

azelismia makes origami flowers to give to random women on the street, of whom she asks, "Will you be my mommy?" She ran away screaming when a butch lesbian leered and said, "Yes."