Let's Spread Rumors

[Sprelious]

^ Peeks around trees.

[jkatra]

^Plays hide and seek by hiding other people and not seeking them.

[WoodsWoman]

^is OCD and must sort M&Ms by color and then eat all of one color before moving on to the next.

[jkatra]

^Thinks that M&M's stand for Murder & Mayhem.

[BobtheINTJ]

^while being treated for Schizophrenia his favorite mint was Certs because it was two, two, two mints in one!

[venuspop]

BobtheINTJ was in reality an ISTJ.

[Vox]

^ Will transit the sun again in 2117.

[Gerard91]

^ is not comfortable about the fact that venuspop is going to cover his view of Earth in 2117 again.

[DeepThought]

Writes love poetry to the crazy cat lady who lives down the block.

[Lunammi]

^ is the child of that crazy cat lady.

[deconspire]

^ has about 7 boxes of these collecting dust on her front porch:

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[INTJane]

^ kitty hit man

[GenessorDios]

Her strawberry dessert accidentally pureed, ^ said, philosophical as ever, Oh well, sorbet it.

[INTJane]

^ more clever than HAL

[CrudeHypothesis]

^Is related to Chewbacca

[Lunammi]

^ collects heart-shaped pieces of garbage.

[INTJane]

^ garbage collector on every day except collection day

[GenessorDios]

Seeing poached elephants makes ^ shake her head and go Tusk, tusk, tusk....

[Lunammi]

^ is planning to poison ^^.

[INTJane]

^ poisesses incredible powers of perception

[Lunammi]

^ stared at the sun for six hours at age of six.

[INTJane]

^ feeds the seagulls

[Lunammi]

^ was invited to the party of Flock of Seagulls.

[INTJane]

^ wasn't invited due to not yet existing

[Lunammi]

^ cleans neighbours' chimneys to kill time.

[INTJane]

^ gooses Santa as he comes down the chimney

[GenessorDios]

That girl was assaulted last night, ^ told me, I heard it through the rapevine.

[Lunammi]

^ listens to songs about happiness murmured in dreams.

[jkatra]

^Doesn't like music, sounds, or any vibrations.

[Lunammi]

^ have never heard music, sounds, or any vibrations.

[INTJane]

^ vibration connoisseur

[MikeAZ]

^ likes the vibration of the spin cycle

[INTJane]

^ is my second husband

[Sprelious]

^ has had so many husbands, I'm surprised she can remember.

[MikeAZ]

^ looks longingly for chance at being INTJane Ex.

[Espadrille]

^projects his own desires on others.

[jkatra]

^Doesn't desire others.

[Espadrille]

Is desirous of others' belongings, particularly their personalities, as he lacks one.

[jkatra]

^Gnome.

[Espadrille]

^weasel

[jkatra]

^Fire breathing troll.

[Espadrille]

^dastardly dick

[jkatra]

^Not courteous.

[Espadrille]

^has a big nose and knits little hats for it.

[stealthfighter]

^Killed a donkey for those ears.

[WoodsWoman]

^can't sleep without eating three jelly beans before bed.

[jkatra]

^Sleeps on the corpses of her enemies.

[Espadrille]

Sleeps with corpses.

[DeepThought]

Former dead-head who tried to sleep with Jerry Garcia ... in 1996.

[INTJane]

^ current deadhead who eats nothing but Cherry Garcia

[DeepThought]

Secret life goal is to be a zombie.

[INTJane]

^ writes zombie novels for the uncritical

[DeepThought]

Is my biggest fan.

[INTJane]

^ is the biggest man

[DeepThought]

Once dreamt of dancing like the girls of the can-can.

[INTJane]

^ does not speak French

[jkatra]

^Went to France to learn how to French kiss.

[DeepThought]

Is jealous because he never learned how.

[INTJane]

^^ didn't go to France and still doesn't know how to French kiss

^ great mind

[jkatra]

^Biologically similar to an ape girl.

[venuspop]

At work, ^ swings from table to table distributing bananas.

[jkatra]

^Gives me my supply of bananas since ^ is an ape girl.

[venuspop]

^ King of the Apes.

[INTJane]

^ King of Kings

[venuspop]

^ hair is as long as Rapunzel's.

[jkatra]

^Bald.

[venuspop]

^ hairy

[jkatra]

^Leads a glamorous lifestyle.

[venuspop]

^ is suave and debonair.

[stealthfighter]

^lives a vagabond lifestyle.

[venuspop]

^ is a high flyer.

[ModernLit]

^is addicted to game threads (oh wait, an untrue rumor? :cheesy:)

[venuspop]

:laugh:

Had the cure but won't share it with me.

[ModernLit]

^ is secretly NOT a dog with special paws that allow for typing... hmm. curiouser and curiouser

[INTJane]

^ canine detective

[venuspop]

^ terribly shy.

[INTJane]

^ hermaphrodite

[ModernLit]

^tarzan's jane disguised as an INTJ wookie?

[INTJane]

^ neophyte detective but has a promising future

[venuspop]

^ always trying to hit the road. Naughty, naughty.

[ModernLit]

^ eats books for breakfast... and lunch... and dinner. likes to noms on the pages :)

[venuspop]

^ talks to her books and often hears them calling her from outside.

[INTJane]

^ lives in the future

[venuspop]

^ calls from the past.

[ModernLit]

^ mbti tests her dogs, even the puppy :cheesy:

[GenessorDios]

So, ^ mused, zombies like to eat brains, do they? That's certainly food for thought.

[INTJane]

^ The Tin Man's great-grandnephew

[Espadrille]

Cowardly Lion's auntie.

[jkatra]

^Wizardess of Ozzie.

[INTJane]

^ Ozzie and Harriett's grandson

[jkatra]

^Lives on Wall Street.

[INTJane]

^ wears patchouli

[jkatra]

^Stands at a bus stop all day and mocks people who ride the bus.

[Faux hawk]

^Is just kidding at you, or a city unto themselves.

[Espadrille]

^wears faux everything.

[jkatra]

^Beat up your mom.

[BobtheINTJ]

^pushes little old ladies into oncoming traffic.

[Espadrille]

^pushes pills.

[BobtheINTJ]

^needs a push-up bra!

[Espadrille]

^needs to do pushups.

[INTJane]

^ former Army sargeant who thinks everyone needs to do more push-ups

[jkatra]

^Russian philosopher who lives inside a glacier.

[INTJane]

^ drinks white russians and coldly spouts his philosophy to all within earshot

[jkatra]

^Former member of the Spice Girls.

[INTJane]

^ listened to the Spice Girls

[jkatra]

^Wanted to form a band called the Sugar Boys who would play with the Spice Girls.

[INTJane]

^ knows me too well

[stealthfighter]

^barely knows anything about herself.

[INTJane]

^ armchair psychoanalyst

[stealthfighter]

^Master of disguises.

[INTJane]

^ burns through life

[stealthfighter]

^wanted for arson.

[INTJane]

^ wants to commit arson

[stealthfighter]

^switches disguises in an instant.

[INTJane]

^ truly loves that airplane

[BobtheINTJ]

^spike heels (you know what else they are called) and black toe nail polish says it all.

[jkatra]

^Wants you to stay thirsty.

[leslissocool]

^ spiked the punch at prom

[Espadrille]

Never wears spiked heels.

[leslissocool]

That's actually true!

^ drags her heels when walking

[INTJane]

^ is so cool

[tophat]

^secretly a pair of talking shoes.

[INTJane]

^ too phat

[tophat]

^ android programmed to think that she's a human.

[Extremity]

^ guy who is above average intelligence.

[tophat]

^secretly believes that the NWO is controlling his mind

[Extremity]

^ secretly believes that every happens in an alternate reality

[tophat]

That's actually true

^ believes himself to be a giant human shaped fish

[Extremity]

I wish
^has sideburns

[tophat]

I'm starting to worry about the extreme accuracy of these rumours.

^ secrectly my stalker

[Extremity]

<> I am his stalker
^ Wears glasses

[tophat]

^ likes to dress up in a superhero costume and run around town trying to rob old ladies.

[Extremity]

^ is the smartest guy I know

[jkatra]

^Needs to be carefully monitored by a team of INTJs due to being an ENFP.

[INTJane]

^ hall monitor

[Dung]

^ Roll joints while driving.

[INTJane]

^ tutu much

[stealthfighter]

^Dismembered Kim Kardashian's legs and photographed it for her avatar.

[INTJane]

^ suffers from violent fantasies

[jkatra]

^Has a fantasy of being intimate with a talking banana.

[Espadrille]

^habitually insults ordinary fruits.

[BobtheINTJ]

^overly sensitive to fruit references ever since they nicknamed her "FruitLoops" in high school.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Is coo coo for cocoa puffs.

[BobtheINTJ]

^was pissed that Eisenhower sent him to South America for fresh coca leaves

[WoodsWoman]

^eats earthworms for breakfast.

[BobtheINTJ]

^waiting for an opportunity to get into the hen house.

[GenessorDios]

BobtheINTJane doesn't know its gender because (^)^32 & (^)^33 can't decide.

[leslissocool]

^ Fell off a window as a toddler.

[INTJane]

^ has built a snowwoman and named it Lesli

[stealthfighter]

^Has a pair of talking shoes named Lilith and Eve.

[Vox]

^ Will turn on you at the drop of a hat.

[jkatra]

^Wears a hat to bed.

[INTJane]

^ has been in bed with Vox?

[jkatra]

^Assumes I'm a playboy.

[Dung]

^ Believes the economy is booming since she heard a loud noise.

[Espadrille]

^hears loud noises coming from his nose.

[INTJane]

^ knows her nose can smell a rose

[Espadrille]

^smells roses where there are none.

[tophat]

^ thinks that roses are delicious.

[WoodsWoman]

^collects thorns.

[Shahira]

^had an affair with Barack Obama.

[Vox]

^ Hides a shiv in her purse

[WoodsWoman]

^Thinks M&Ms are vegetables.

[BobtheINTJ]

^uses M&M's to lure the fairies out into the open

[WoodsWoman]

^has a verbatim record of all the Senate hearings for the last 10 years.

[Shahira]

^likes to peek through other peoples windows for fun.

[WoodsWoman]

^can breath under water.

[INTJane]

^ foxy in all senses of the word

[WoodsWoman]

^posts the legs she wishes she had instead of a tail of scales.

[INTJane]

^ known to chat with reptiles

[WoodsWoman]

^is fluent in fish.

[Espadrille]

^dumpster dives. (For fish).

[WoodsWoman]

^teaches classes on dumpster diving.

[Espadrille]

Attends same.

[INTJane]

^^ teaches Peeking 102

^ is a rare bunny-snake

[Espadrille]

^her buns are tanned year round.

[WoodsWoman]

^does the bun tanning.

[Espadrille]

Likes to lick stamps.

[WoodsWoman]

^composes odes in her spare time.

[INTJane]

^ write to customer service in Petrarchan sonnets, just for kicks

[WoodsWoman]

^eats chocolate pudding for supper.

[INTJane]

^ sups on rabbit

[WoodsWoman]

^is an Olympic silver medalist.

[INTJane]

^ is unimpressed with the Olympic spirit

[Espadrille]

Always has a rabbit ear left over from dinner.

[WoodsWoman]

^has a fetish for big toes.

[Espadrille]

Sucks toes, even little ones.

[WoodsWoman]

^raises roses.

[INTJane]

^ raises hell

[WoodsWoman]

^raises sheep just so she can count them every night.

[Espadrille]

Raises hairs on some necks.

[INTJane]

^ necks with hares

[WoodsWoman]

^had her feet surgically reconstructed to make those shoes possible.

[INTJane]

^ was my surgeon; did a good job

[BobtheINTJ]

^contibuting editor to Foot Fetish Magazine.

[jkatra]

^Cyborg.

[WoodsWoman]

^works in a diamond mine.

[jkatra]

^Thinks that diamonds are a man's best friend and thinks that dogs are a woman's best friend.

[DeepThought]

^ Best friend is a rabid hamster.

[Cooper]

^is a rabid hamster

[BobtheINTJ]

^dreamed of being a drum major but couldn't keep rhythm.

[INTJane]

^ can't stop drumming his fingers

[Sprelious]

^ Isn't here.

[INTJane]

^ is both feverish and correct

[venuspop]

Is perfect at all times.

[WoodsWoman]

^is actually a cat.

[INTJane]

^ collects cats

[WoodsWoman]

^is allergic to cats.

[BobtheINTJ]

^still doesn't know why Br'er Rabbit didn't want to get thrown into the briar patch.

[WoodsWoman]

^thinks I'm related to Br'er Fox.

[BobtheINTJ]

^whistles Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah while waiting for the Bluebird of Happiness to land

[Faux hawk]

^hates all types of canines

[jkatra]

^Antelope.

[DeepThought]

Founded the organization PETC - People for the Ethical Treatment of Cockroaches.

[Dung]

^ Loves nothing but shrimps for breakfast.

[BobtheINTJ]

^surveillance camera caught them escaping with the lingerie they stole from Victoria's Secret.

[Espadrille]

^can't keep a secret. Loves gossip.

[WoodsWoman]

^is the Victoria of Victoria's Secret.

[INTJane]

^ pastry chef for a sultan

[WoodsWoman]

^will only eat at McDonald's.

[INTJane]

^ fakes a French accent while in elevators

[WoodsWoman]

^is the prime stockholder for My Little Pony.

[INTJane]

^ has to live deep in the woods because she, er, vocalizes her pleasure quite loudly

[WoodsWoman]

^owns a penthouse on Staten Island.

[INTJane]

^ rides the ferry back and forth all day long when visiting me

[WoodsWoman]

^reads Aristotle exclusively.

[INTJane]

^ for unknown reasons has crystal chandeliers in her bathrooms, closet, and garage but not in her foyer

[Espadrille]

^snoops in other people's houses.

[INTJane]

^ paid informant

[SelfInflected]

^real name is In Janet.

[venuspop]

Must have adored bacon.

[INTJane]

^ is looking at ^^ rather hungrily

[reiven]

^ that's really him in the avatar

[BobtheINTJ]

^"people" who live in glass houses...

[INTJane]

^ is actually Eugene the ESFP, here on a top-secret information gathering mission

[DeepThought]

Has an ant farm and insists that it's occupants worship her or she subjects them to the unholy heat of her magnifying glass. She laughs maniacally as they burn.

[INTJane]

^ is fond of the idea of worship

[DeepThought]

Really believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[INTJane]

^ is inviting me for spaghetti tonight but sneakily serving it on a collection plate

[Sprelious]

^ Has lots of experience with the collection plate.

[INTJane]

^ has lots of experience

[Sprelious]

Is wearing her Pumeria on the right side.

[BobtheINTJ]

Thinks he can impress women by naming the genus of flower (despite spelling error) worn in their hair

[Faux hawk]

Thinks one can impress anyone.

[Sprelious]

^^ Doesn't recognize a Sprelling error when he sees one.

[BobtheINTJ]

^^left her headlights on

^secretly wishes he could wear a Plumeria in his hair.

[INTJane]

^ former florist and spelling instructor

[Dung]

^ will relaunch persona as INTJane's Addiction.

[INTJane]

^ holy roller

[Espadrille]

^roller derby queen.