Let's Spread Rumors

[jkatra]

^Should have constructed her paper airplane out of durable materials instead of blaming the pilot.

[INTJane]

^ bagel man

[Sprelious]

^ Peanut eater.

[jkatra]

^Banned the consumption of all raspberries in his household.

[INTJane]

^ mentions raspberries when I have none

[jkatra]

^Thinks this is the banning game.

[INTJane]

^ he's tricky

[jkatra]

^Is the Joker from Batman.

[INTJane]

^ wishes he were Batman

[Sprelious]

^ Eats Snickers.

[INTJane]

^ wears knickers

[Sprelious]

^ Doesn't

[jkatra]

^Should be pitied.

[INTJane]

^ studying for Stop All Silliness certifications

[Sprelious]

^^ Had his tonsils removed anully, just for fun.

^ Was the master of ceremonies at a local McDonalds event.

[Espadrille]

^was still a boy scout at age 35.

[WoodsWoman]

^is still a Brownie.

[jkatra]

^Thinks there should be a brownie superhero.

[BobtheINTJ]

^^lures Brownies into the woods to steal their uniform and pins

^secretly wants to be nominated for Brownie Superhero for next Avenger moive

[jkatra]

^Avoids going to movies and makes movies at home to save money.

[BobtheINTJ]

^joined "Occupy Portland" so he could sleep in a tent to save money on housing.

[jkatra]

^Underestimates the power of "Occupy Portland" to change the entire universe.

[WoodsWoman]

^thinks Portland IS the entire universe.

[jkatra]

^Thinks Portland isn't the entire universe and insists there is an "Emerald City" to the north with a "Spaceship Needle"... ha.

[BobtheINTJ]

^thinks "Arab Spring" is a new type of deodorant soap.

[WoodsWoman]

^is addicted to Legoes.

[jkatra]

^Ate over 3,000 blue and red Legoes yesterday, but is feeling OK.

[WoodsWoman]

^puts peanut butter on angel cake.

[jkatra]

^Not an angel, but not a devil either.

[WoodsWoman]

^lives on liver and onions.

[jkatra]

^Drove her motorcycle through the local museum in order to see the exhibits faster.

[WoodsWoman]

^has a lucky penny.

[jkatra]

^Paid for her house in pennies with no need for a mortgage.

[mcantrim]

^ wishes he could have traded her for all of the wheat pennies before she delivered them to the mortgage company.

[Espadrille]

^seems ambivalent about what pennies are.

[mcantrim]

^Does not value historic pennies and does not recall the debut of sandwich coins.

[Espadrille]

^is obsessed with sandwich layers.

[WoodsWoman]

^refuses to eat hot fudge sundaes without whipped cream AND a cherry.

[mcantrim]

prefers peanut butter stirred into the ice cream before the fudge is added and is puzzled by people who don't do it this way. Couldn't care less about the cherry.

[jkatra]

^Studies trivial, mundane habits.

[mcantrim]

^ wishes he could remember what he studies.

[WoodsWoman]

^memorized the complete encyclopedia Americana, now crossword puzzles are boring.

[jkatra]

^Studied Latin in school.

[WoodsWoman]

^flunked fourth grade.

[MikeAZ]

^ tries to make people better

[Espadrille]

^fails horribly at trying to improve himself.

[BobtheINTJ]

^signs up for numerous self-help seminars, but always arrives late

[stealthfighter]

^signs up for self-help seminars and helps himself with the free meals.

[Espadrille]

^doesn't believe in 'better late than never'.

[INTJane]

^ punctual to the second

[Espadrille]

^will second any motion.

[INTJane]

^ knows, and uses, rude motions of 18 countries

[stealthfighter]

^Loves to sing Poetry in Motion.

[INTJane]

^ writes love poems using cut-out letters from newspaper headlines

[venuspop]

^ had paper cuttings of all hunks hidden under ^ pillow.

[INTJane]

^ dances with wolves

[venuspop]

^ dances with dervishes.

tsk-tsk-tsk!

[INTJane]

^ dreams of dervishes and is practicing spinning daily

[venuspop]

^ thinks my spinning had something to do with her head-dy-aches.

[INTJane]

^ is 142 years old

[venuspop]

Once in a fortnight, Jane sits at her window sill and look out into the starry night, hands clasp together, eyes closed, her lips murmuring "Peter! Won't you return?"

[INTJane]

^ wears green tights

[stealthfighter]

^wears nothing for sleep.

[INTJane]

^ uses a spy camera

[venuspop]

Poor Baldrick who lived two doors away from ^ told me that ^ shoots lizards with rubber bands.

[jkatra]

^Does not dance with dervishes.

[INTJane]

^ lives dangerously

[Lunammi]

^ talks backwards.

[BobtheINTJ]

^believes hypnotic suggestions will convince forum users her rumors are true

[Lunammi]

^ is the owner of Elba.

[BobtheINTJ]

^wants to be exiled to Elba for a little R & R

[INTJane]

^'s pets are named Ana, Ava, Asa, and Aja, and Eve.

[Lunammi]

^ sells fake gold at parks.

[BobtheINTJ]

^^mention of anything French causes her to post cryptic rumors (snaked)

^her gold isn't the only thing fake

[jkatra]

^Former member of Earth, Wind and Fire.

[INTJane]

^ current member of Dirt, Breeze, and Rain

[jkatra]

^Threw away the free ticket to the Dirt, Breeze, and Rain basement concert I gave her.

[INTJane]

^ that concert was in ^'s basement, there was only one ticket issued, and Dirt and Breeze were playing a different gig that night

[BobtheINTJ]

^scours flea markets looking for Nitty Gritty Dirt Band records from 1966 featuring Jackson Browne on vocals

[jkatra]

^Sells fleas at flea markets, but there are no buyers.

[BobtheINTJ]

^supplies the fleas that are for sale at the flea market

[jkatra]

^Invested $1 in the stock market.

[Espadrille]

^still holds Bank of America stock today.

[jkatra]

^Wants to turn Bank of America into Bank of Switzerland.

[IronSulfide]

^ Thinks the Swiss banks store bars of chocolate in their security vaults.

[Espadrille]

^thinks Swiss chocolate is free in Switzerland.

[IronSulfide]

^ Celebrated the Diamond Jubilee by composing a song entitled "God Smite the Queen".

[jkatra]

^Encased a real bunny inside a chocolate bunny.

[WoodsWoman]

^labeled it 'turkey' and ate it or Easter dinner.

[DeepThought]

Wrote a crime novel from the perspective of the murderer under a pen name. While published as fiction it was really autobiographical.

[WoodsWoman]

^is a druggist.

[DeepThought]

Enjoys bathing in motor oil.

[WoodsWoman]

^is a cannibal.

[jkatra]

^Always walks upsidedown.

[WoodsWoman]

^Eats with his toes.

[DeepThought]

Has a look that frightens alpha male lions.

[MikeAZ]

^ thinks 42 is the answer

[INTJane]

^ is actually Michele from Zaire

[Espadrille]

^Pretends to have just traveled to Zaire.

[venuspop]

^ was born Queen of Timbuktu.

[MikeAZ]

^ is really Tim Buktu

[INTJane]

^ really is Michele from Zaire

[MikeAZ]

^ is repeating

[INTJane]

^ has 24 pockets in his avatar pants/shorts

[MikeAZ]

^ likes ginger

[venuspop]

^ knows that Ginger is my dog too.

[INTJane]

^ laps ginger ale from a bowl

[venuspop]

^ snores in her sleep.

[MikeAZ]

^ gives bowl haircuts

[venuspop]

As ^ stared into the distant mountain, ^ wonders whether he should pee between the rocks or on the rocks. I hear he had issues with rocks.

[jkatra]

^Eats everything out of a straw bowl.

[venuspop]

When ^ is troubled, he sucks straws.

[INTJane]

^ favorite word to post is "strawman!"

[jkatra]

^God is not angry at her due to her lack of sex.

[INTJane]

^ it's sunny where he is

[venuspop]

^^ thinks about sex all day long, from the minute he arises till the second he knocked off.

^ is the Queen of Snakes.

[INTJane]

^ pot

[venuspop]

^ kettle

[INTJane]

^ ssssssssnake

[venuspop]

^ rattles

[INTJane]

^ sways to flute music

[venuspop]

^ swings like a pendulum.

[INTJane]

^ lives in the grass

[venuspop]

^ lives to eat.

[INTJane]

^ known as The Sticky Chef

[venuspop]

There is a gross shortage of peanut butter where ^ lives. Police are currently investigating the shortage and questioning eye-witnesses who saw some strange images from ^ window.

[jkatra]

^Is a peanut.

[venuspop]

^ the butter.

[INTJane]

^ and ^^ a fine pair

[venuspop]

^, ^^ and ^^^ is an isosceles triangle.

[jkatra]

^Will be given a stern lecture.

[venuspop]

At the break of dawn, ^ wakes up, line his spoons and forks and give them a good lecture.

[INTJane]

^ probably thinks this is not nice

[venuspop]

Sometimes ... when she's right, she's right. It is most unholy to lecture spoons and forks at unearthly hours. We should lecture jkatra.

However, there is a strange rumor going on that ^ is afraid of jkatra and won't lecture him.

[INTJane]

^ spreads rumors

[venuspop]

^ spreads peanut butter on all and sundry.

[INTJane]

^ claims to be part of all and sundry

[venuspop]

Old Mother Hubbard who lived in the cupboard told me that ^ is as awkward as a leopard.

[INTJane]

^ wants a bone

[venuspop]

^ talks to stones.

[INTJane]

^ whines and moans

[venuspop]

^ is a bullfighter. Yes, ya heard me right. ^ is a girl matador.

[stealthfighter]

^participates in illegal dogfights.

[Vox]

^participates in illegal dogfights.

[venuspop]

^participates in illegal dogfights.

[BobtheINTJ]

^tried to sleep for 4 hours, but was obsessed with posting a reply

[DeepThought]

In reality is actually kind of boring.

[Vox]

^ Regifted the tacky sweater he received last Christmas.

[DeepThought]

Really liked that tacky sweater and wished it was their very own.

[MikeAZ]

^ pretends to be in deep thought, actually dozing.

[DeepThought]

Was actually taking a piss in that picture.

[MikeAZ]

^ banned for not playing

[DeepThought]

Is often confused about the thread to which they are posting.

[Vox]

^ Fathered over 14 illegitimate children, spanning five states and three countries.

[DeepThought]

Is one of my illegitimate children.

[Vox]

^ Carves talismans out of bars of Dove body soap.

[MrControll]

^ is envious because he can only afford generic brand soaps

[Vox]

^ Sings sea shanties when lonely.

"It's a damn tough life full of toil and strife,
we whalermen undergo.
And we don't give a damn when the gale is done,
how hard the winds did blow."

[DeepThought]

Hides his victims bodies at sea.

[jkatra]

^Can't tell the difference between the sea, a lake, a pond, an ocean, or a river.

[INTJane]

^ is afraid of being slapped

[jkatra]

^Likes being slapped because she says she's been "a naughty, naughty girl".

[INTJane]

^ lost four girlfriends with this thought

[BobtheINTJ]

^uses sex as a weapon.

[INTJane]

^ supports the 2nd amendment

[jkatra]

^Supports getting rid of all amendments and living like a hill billy.

[BobtheINTJ]

^uses pegorative terms to describe out standing citizens of the South.

[jkatra]

^Hill billy.

[INTJane]

^ prejudiced against mountain folk

[jkatra]

^Lives on a mountain and likes to be called "folk".

[BobtheINTJ]

^jealous of Jed Clampett and worried he may move to Portland

[jkatra]

^Is actually Larry the ESFP.

[INTJane]

^ will marry an ESFP

[jkatra]

^Will marry a frog hoping someday it will turn into a prince.

[INTJane]

^ thinks there's a chance I'll marry

[BobtheINTJ]

^hangs out at Fox Studio hoping to be a contestant on "Who Wants to Marry A Millionaire?"

[jkatra]

^Responsible for the Jennifer Lopez movie Gigli.

[INTJane]

^ pronounces Gigli as "giggly"

[IronSulfide]

^ Still devastated by the disintegration of Bennifer.

[jkatra]

^Got a legal name change to Bennifer.

[stealthfighter]

^Got a legal name changed to Belieber.

[DeepThought]

Secretly likes Justin Bieber.

[jkatra]

^Secretly likes your mom.

[Espadrille]

^secretly likes my mom.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Secretly writes yo mama jokes for Carrot Top.

[jkatra]

^Gave birth to Carrot Top.

[Espadrille]

^Carrot top digs you.

[BobtheINTJ]

^one would be banned explaining what she does with carrots

[jkatra]

^Is a lord of disco.

[BobtheINTJ]

^shortly after watching Saturday Night Fever, became disciple of L. Ron Hubbard and now hawks "Dianetics" at the PDX airport on weekends.

[jkatra]

^Lives in the PDX airport and licks coffee off the airport restaurant floors.

[EmmaKynikos]

drinks water from the toilet bowl claiming the water is clean and encourages his neighbors to do the same

[jkatra]

^Avatar has psychologically traumatized dozens of people already.

[EmmaKynikos]

when in the psych ward, ^ bit off his finger and ended up wearing a straight jacket in a padded room. no more art classes for you!

[stealthfighter]

^a caretaker of a psych ward.

[EmmaKynikos]

had sex with me in the broom closet at the psych ward that i take care of

[jkatra]

^Does unusual sexual things with brooms.

[INTJane]

^ does the usual sexual things with brooms

[stealthfighter]

^Very much interested in kinky sex.

[jkatra]

^Tries to unkink kinky sex.

[INTJane]

^ has a taste for sandwiches and women's boots

[venuspop]

^ always answer the door with a cleaver.

[INTJane]

^ cleaves to people in a doggy way

[venuspop]

Isn't it a strange coincidence that whenever Jane sees a dog, she commands them to sit.

[Espadrille]

Isn't it strange that VP would notice.

[DeepThought]

Has problems with taking instructions.

[BobtheINTJ]

^Avatar would look different if he had followed the instructions.

[DeepThought]

Suffers from a rampant inferiority complex compounded by an unwarranted jealousy of others.

[BobtheINTJ]

^jealous he can't speak French in Russian.

[DeepThought]

Regularly wet the bed until he was 20.

[jkatra]

^Emperor of Russia.

[DeepThought]

Sarah Palin's secret lover.

[MrControll]

^love child of said relationship.

[DeepThought]

Really and literally loves ponies.

[BobtheINTJ]

^childhood fantasy was to ride the mechanical pony in front of the supermarket but his mother never had exact change.

[DeepThought]

Rode the mechanical ponies frequently and enjoyed it way too much - if you know what I mean.

[MrControll]

^isn't very good with innuendo.

[jkatra]

^isn't very good with words, listening and existing.

[DeepThought]

Once bought clothes they couldn't actually see because they were convinced that only people impure of thought couldn't see them and didn't want to admit being impure of thought.

[MrControll]

Doesn't wear clothes. Accuses people who stare of impure thought.

[MikeAZ]

^ also does not wear close, but still likes to shop

[MrControll]

^ has never been hiking. That avatar pic is shopped.

[MikeAZ]

^ not actually a yellow and pink Pegasus. Is actually green

[BobtheINTJ]

^Doesn't realize how pathetic it is to be arguing about the color of a pony.

[jkatra]

^Still likes coloring books.

[DeepThought]

Secretly desires to be coloring book author.

[jkatra]

^Secret desires are posted on Facebook for everyone to see.

[DeepThought]

Still prefers MySpace to Facebook.

[Espadrille]

^prefers posting only pictures of himself on pinterest.

[Dung]

^ Party pooper

[INTJane]

^ young Dung flung dung with a sharp tongue

[Dung]

^ Needs a shampoo, asap.

[Espadrille]

^Often feels a need to wash his own mouth out with soap.

[DeepThought]

Projects their soap eating fetish on others.

[WoodsWoman]

^has a fetish for fetishes.

[INTJane]

^ first famous expert on fetishes fetishists (say that one aloud)

[DeepThought]

Once rode 100 miles on a bicycle in the rain to sniff a strangers dirty, discarded sock.

[INTJane]

^ leading contributor to the increasingly popular website "Sock Fiction"

[DeepThought]

^ Was our first subscriber.

[INTJane]

^ is the only and only DeepThroat
DeepThought

[MrControll]

^ didn't know the difference until just a couple seconds ago

[INTJane]

^ lost control of his L key

[MikeAZ]

^ types with one finger

[DeepThought]

Types with his penis.

[INTJane]

^ impressed by that fact

[DeepThought]

Is jealous of that fact.

[INTJane]

^ is practicing himself, but has to erase because
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[DeepThought]

Frequently speaks in tongues.

[INTJane]

^ frequently tongues then speaks

[jkatra]

^Has a forked 14 inch tongue.