Let's Spread Rumors

[Sprelious]

^ Believes in way too much of a good thing.

[jkatra]

^Fire worshipper.

[Sprelious]

^ Fire Dancer.

[jkatra]

^Shirt is on fire.

[Sprelious]

^ Has on a shirt from Jr. High.

[Espadrille]

Pants on fire.

[jkatra]

^Sits on a black marble throne overlooking a lake of fire.

[Espadrille]

^first to complain.

[Fujimoto]

^ is still in sweat pants at 1:30 pm.

[Espadrille]

^always late to meetings.

[EmmaKynikos]

can kill a thread with her mere existance

[jkatra]

^Is a hobgoblin.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Is an accordion thief.

[reiven]

^ once beat brad pitt in an arm wrestling contest.

[Moxiie]

^ has a bionic arm that he manufactured himself from old electronic parts he had in his basement

[Sprelious]

^ Plays a mean Fiddle.

[jkatra]

^Rides everywhere on a giant panther.

[reiven]

^ made a xylophone out of baby-back rib bones

[Sprelious]

^ Made a French Horn out of a Spittoon.

[reiven]

^ was disqualified from a swim meet for supergluing his toes together.

[Gerard91]

^ makes a sandwich from sand.

[reiven]

^ is studying up for INTP conversion surgery

[Moxiie]

^has a secret ENFP gooey inside that he only shows to his farm animals

[Sprelious]

^ Hits below the belt.

[Moxiie]

^ once devised a new and improved window blind. Is waiting for his millions

[Sprelious]

^ Stole the idea; has my millions.

[jkatra]

^Has millions of seashells.

[Moxiie]

^ is currently devising a way to manufacture a worm hole in the space time continuum so that he may transport millions from one place to another

[Sprelious]

^ Collects chewed gum.

[Moxiie]

^chews gum for collection resale later

[Sprelious]

^ Can swim with one arm.

[jkatra]

^Unable to use more than 3 words in a sentence.

[Sprelious]

^ Doesn't appreciate brevity.

[jkatra]

^Extremely incredible.

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^ Most unbelievable truth teller you could've ever tried to hear out.

[Vox]

^ Can divine your future using nail clippings.

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^ Carries a megaphone and vocoder, uses it every single time.

[reiven]

^ is always a bit shy in the opening stages of a mass murder.

[GenessorDios]

It's amazing how many hookers believe the chute in ^'s apartment is for them to slide out of when they're done.

[thebrainpolice]

^'s greatest disappointment in life was not getting a job as "Playboy bunny."

[jkatra]

^Your best friend forever.

[Vox]

^ Always plays "Any Way You Want It (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)" when rolling in the hay.

[EmmaKynikos]

Inspired mark walhberg's performance in boogie nights

[jkatra]

^Not invited to weddings but always invited to funerals.

[EmmaKynikos]

Has a collection of pictures of children that rivals pete towsends

[jkatra]

^Has 2 more holes to fill on a Starbucks punch card before getting a free latte.

[EmmaKynikos]

Is a descendant of betsy ross

[jkatra]

^Sleeps in a microwave set on the popcorn setting.

[Vox]

^ Has prehensile feet.

[jkatra]

^Special guest star in most 1970's sitcoms.

[Vox]

^ Knows who really shot JFK.

[jkatra]

^Thinks JFK stands for Jello Fun Kake.

[Espadrille]

^has trouble being amusing

[EmmaKynikos]

Has trouble being amusing

[Espadrille]

^tends to repeat herself.

[Sprelious]

^ stands on street corners ludely dressed, so can slap men who proposition her.

[jkatra]

^Owns all street corners.

[Sprelious]

^ Giggles when she posts.

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^ Has to use google to understand anybody's post.

[Sprelious]

^ Doesn't know how to Google.

[discontinuous]

Lost half his assets trying to short-sell Google.

[Sprelious]

Half ^ assets isn't worth mentioning.

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Where the other half of ^'s ass "sits" isn't worth mentioning.

[Sprelious]

^ Often listens to other peoples conversations.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Listened to Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars so many times he believes that he's David Bowie.

[Sprelious]

Major Tom was based on ^.

[reiven]

^ authored the mashup between iron maiden's the trooper and the monkey's i'm a believer

i am impressed.

[Sprelious]

^ Likes saying mashup.

[Espadrille]

^tends to be mixed up.

[Sprelious]

^ Tends to be accurate.

[Espadrille]

^tends to forget where he left his car keys.

[Sprelious]

^ Has been watching.

[Espadrille]

^has been peeping

[Sprelious]

^ They call her Tomasina.

[Espadrille]

^eats unripe tomatoes.

[Sprelious]

^ Makes Castor Oil out of Casters.

[Moxiie]

^ once manufactured the world's most awe inspiring wig

[Espadrille]

^usually wears a wig to bed.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Has a rainbow colored afro.

[Sprelious]

^ has a clown suit.

[Moxiie]

^^ keeps midget ninjas in his huge 'fro, just in case

[Espadrille]

^never owned a suit.

[Sprelious]

^ Makes her clothes out of used shower curtains.

[Moxiie]

^ has, on occasion, been known to go out into public wearing nothing but a suit made of paper clips, lint and ribbon

[Espadrille]

^has been known to exaggerate at the drop of a paper clip.

[Sprelious]

^ Never exaggerates, but lies profusely.

[Espadrille]

^Lies profusely but discretely.

[Sprelious]

^ Obfuscates

[Espadrille]

^is deliriously delusional

[Sprelious]

^ Is jealous

[Espadrille]

^pretends to care about defenseless animals.

[Sprelious]

^ Is selfish with her Shellfish.

[jkatra]

^Is politely but firmly shown the door.

[gracious]

^ Likes to door passing bicyclists.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Paints all red doors black. (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[gracious]

In a dismal plastic surgery failure ^ attempted to implant Jagger's lips. They now reside under his chin.

[thebrainpolice]

Was with Keith Richards when he snorted (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts..T4y4adW8WBA) his father's ashes.

[gracious]

^'s speech is only slightly less understandable than Keith Richards'.

[jkatra]

^Looks at everything from Keith Richards' point of view.

[gracious]

^ Looks at everything from Stevie Wonder's point of view.

[thebrainpolice]

^^ Has more coke up his nose than Keith Richards.

^ Was the last thing Stevie Wonder ever saw.

[gracious]

^ He just called to say he loves me.

[jkatra]

^Has no idea how to sing or dance.

[gracious]

^ His only move is the macarena.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Thinks "the robot" is the latest fad.

[gracious]

^ Tried to do the hustle with a street hustler.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Wears a leisure suit to work every day.

[jkatra]

^Is not pleased to meet you.

[gracious]

^ As a member of PETA, is not pleased to meat you.

[Sprelious]

^ Is actually Peta Wilson.

[Espadrille]

^can't cook or even boil water.

[gracious]

^^ His best friend is a basketball named Wilson.

^ Has eaten nothing but Ramen noodles for the past 6 months.

[Espadrille]

^only eats standing up.

[jkatra]

^Offers impractical recommendations about becoming a billionaire.

[GenessorDios]

Once, on a dare, ^ stroked himself in public. He's better now, having almost fully recovered movement in his left side.

[Gerard91]

^ prefers self stroking as a part of sex game.

[Espadrille]

^posts videos of himself during sex games.

[Vox]

^ Is actually a chicken (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.), a giant chicken (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)!

[gracious]

On the subject of chicken, ^ intended to use the name Pox.

[jkatra]

^Plays hide and seek by permanently hiding.

[Espadrille]

^ can't stop criticizing.

[jkatra]

^Can't stop til you get enough.

[peaceinwar]

^^notices, and points out, everyone's flaws

(snaked)


^hasn't stopped trying since 7th grade

[Espadrille]

^has too many flaws to count.

[jkatra]

^Wants to be a professional counter.

[gracious]

^ Counts like "The Count" from Sesame Street. (Ahahah)

[Sprelious]

^ Doesn't help.

[gracious]

^ Knows all the words to the Rubber Ducky song.

[Sprelious]

^ Thinks Ernie is a stud muffin.

[gracious]

^ Has one eyebrow like Bert.

[Sprelious]

^ Due to an incident with her gas grill, has no eyebrows at all.

[gracious]

^ Got those unfortunate grill marks on his face during the same incident.

[Sprelious]

^ Wouldn't pay my credit card bill so I had to do it myself.

[gracious]

^ Some truly scandalous charges on that bill, but none of them were fraudulent.

[Sprelious]

^ All the scandalous charges were for things I bought for her.

[gracious]

^ is why < has not been playing a lot of games lately.

[Sprelious]

^ Smiles a lot.

[gracious]

^ Can't smile due to recent trip to dentist.

[Sprelious]

^ Is offended by my gap.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Is an Alfred E. Newman impersonator.

[Sprelious]

That's my Avatar on Facebook.

^ Has a thing for both spies.

[Espadrille]

^has a thing for Mark Zuckerberg.

[Sprelious]

^Has A thing for all guys named Marc.

[Moxiie]

^ is known to be waaaay off the mark sometimes

[Espadrille]

^often makes really wacko remarks.

[Moxiie]

^ once wrote a dictionary of wacko remarks....in pig latin

[Sprelious]

^ Went to Italy in search of pigs who speak Latin.

[Espadrille]

^speaks Latin to pigs on Sundays.

[Moxiie]

^ every saturday night she dictates a sermon to a pig, in sanskrit

[Sprelious]

^ Waits for the Great Pumpkin every Halloween.

[Espadrille]

^doesn't know what it means to wait for anything.

[Moxiie]

^ three times a year he dresses up in a suit of twigs and antlers and pays homage to the Great Pumpkin

[Espadrille]

^thinks dreams come true.

[Moxiie]

^ goal in life is to create the world's most perfect hamburger

[Espadrille]

^thinks pink slime is a soft drink.

[Moxiie]

^ hopes to invent a new soft drink manufactured with faerie wishes and maple sugar

[reiven]

^ stomps pure columbian cocaine with niacin.
damn that shit burns.

[Moxiie]

^ makes a lucrative living as a Columbian coffee runner

[Espadrille]

^grinds runner beans for coffee.

[Moxiie]

^ is known in certain circles for being able to levitate small objects, such as feathers and dust motes and the like

[Sprelious]

^ Eats small bugs when gardening.

[jkatra]

^Spent the afternoon in an Italian prison.

[Sprelious]

^ Was featured in an episode of "Locked Up Abroad".

[jkatra]

^Giving out 5% coupons to McDonald's.

[Reizu]

^Is being hunted by the Italian Mafia after a crazy misunderstanding involving a loaded shotgun, the Don's daughter, and a jar of peanut butter.

[Sprelious]

^ Watches too much TV.

[reiven]

^wore a lobster costume to the gym promoting crustacean awareness week.

[jkatra]

^Likes the color pink.

[Sprelious]

^ Has all of Pink's CD's.

[Reizu]

^Has all of Hannah Montana's CDs.

[Moxiie]

^ dresses up like Justin Beiber at least once a week and reads love poems to self in the mirror

[Espadrille]

^has a perverse view of the world.

[Moxiie]

^ once failed at a new business endeavor catering to sex toys for newts

[jkatra]

^Thinks chocolate bars are as valuable as gold bars.

[Moxiie]

^ moonlights as a cigarette girl at gentleman's clubs

[gracious]

^ Works in such a club in Canada where she has found an inventive way to accommodate the $1 coin.

[jkatra]

^Invented the sigh.

[gracious]

^ Obsessively refuses to exhale any breath until it has been held for precisely 10 seconds.

[Moxiie]

^ is often seen in the local bookstore riding on a unicycle wearing a gorilla suit. No one knows why

[gracious]

^ Puts stickers on books at the local bookstore claiming they are endorsed by "Moxiie's Book Club".

[Sprelious]

^ Still owes me a plant pot hanger.

[Espadrille]

^still owes gracious an apology.

[Moxiie]

^ spends an inordinate (and really, unhealthy) amount of time pondering the existential angst of earthworms

[Sprelious]

Sorry Gracious

[gracious]

^ Follows orders. We like that about him.

[Sprelious]

^ Has a miniture mock up of the battle of Hastings.

[Espadrille]

^always willing to suck up.

[Sprelious]

^ Always the first in line for Pink Slime.

[gracious]

^ Prefers his "with pulp".

[Espadrille]

^eats oranges whole (with skins on).

[gracious]

^ calls limes "greens" and lemons "yellows".

[Espadrille]

^can't keep crayolas straight.

[gracious]

^ eats her crayolas.

[Sprelious]

^ Used to eat her paste when doing Paper Mache

[gracious]

Papier Mached his own head in Kindergarten. Personally, I don't think the oxygen deprivation did much harm at all.

[Sprelious]

^ Put tacks on teachers chairs

[jkatra]

^Currently sponsoring a non-stop underwater dance party.

[gracious]

^ Offered his old goldfish bowl to hold the orcas who normally occupy that tank.

[jkatra]

^Thinks that goldfish put us in a bowl of air and they sometimes feed us.

[Fujimoto]

^ Doesn't know which way is up.

[Moxiie]

^ requires that his friends call him "Monseigneur Big Poppa" when out in public

[jkatra]

^Lives with a drunk zebra and energetic walrus in an inner city apartment.

[Moxiie]

^ sells chocolate covered espresso beans to mellow sea mammals as a side career

[jkatra]

^Fighting a bitter, prolonged battle against the hedgehogs.

[GenessorDios]

^'s alter ego is Nineface. It's kind of like Twoface except he does a sudoku puzzle every time and if he completes it, his victim dies. His henchmen go through an average of three novels a week.

[jkatra]

^Thinks dessert and desert are the same thing.

[GenessorDios]

^ needs the help of a head-mounted hydraulic system of tiny mechanical arms linked to a control system to smile. A malfunction once led to the inspiration of The Joker.

[jkatra]

^Still undecided about his college major at age 87.

[GenessorDios]

^'s axillary thread count is 1700.

[thebrainpolice]

Trains six hours a day, in hopes of becoming the worlds greatest professional beer pong player.

[Espadrille]

^doesn't have a pot to piss in.

[venuspop]

... because ^ kept that pot under her bed.

[jkatra]

^Required to entertain us.

[gracious]

^ Asked for my paypal account so he could pay me a tip.

[Espadrille]

^Never tips.

[thebrainpolice]

Goes grocery shopping with counterfeit food stamps.

[gracious]

Buys his groceries with pennies.

[thebrainpolice]

Saves all of her pennies and puts them in a kiddie pool so she can swim in them and pretend to be Scrooge McDuck.

[gracious]

^ Painted himself with copper paint and hid in my pool.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Steals copper wire out of abandoned houses.

[Sprelious]

^ Steals copper wire out of inhabited houses.

[jkatra]

^Thinks that the drink Snapple has snapping things in it.

[Sprelious]

^ Aligned his house with the compass points so the Winter solstice would cast the shadow of a serpent on his lawn.

[jkatra]

^Can either be your best friend or your worst enemy.

[Sprelious]

^ Sings for his supper.

[Espadrille]

Always sings offkey.

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^^ Eats what ^^^ supplies.

^wishes to see your eyes while reading your posts

[Espadrille]

^wishes to spend all day looking in mirrors.

[jkatra]

^Spends all day thinking about how to spend the night.

[Espadrille]

^Spends long hours contemplating dust balls.

[jkatra]

^Violates antitrust law to spite federal regulators.

[Espadrille]

^ignores traffic violations.

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^ aspiring playboy bunny

[Wry Satyr]

afflicted with an impulse disorder.

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^ has the world record for longest stare, doesn't even know yet.

[Wry Satyr]

^is sometimes compared to white noise.

[GenessorDios]

Fish markets bring ^ round every once in a while and tell customers See, our smell's not that bad.

[Wry Satyr]

picks his teeth with the bones of dead fish.

[GenessorDios]

Blue whales are jealous of ^'s yawn.

[Wry Satyr]

Dildos are jealous of his girth.

[GenessorDios]

Standing on one foot gives ^'s cat a ear infection.

[IronSulfide]

^ Writes slam poetry.

[Espadrille]

Never reads poetry. In fact, has never read a whole book.

[Wry Satyr]

addicted to reading ingredient lists on food cartons.

[jkatra]

^Keeps warning us that the British are coming.

[gracious]

^ Considers himself the 9th Beatle. Also has a double vision problem.

[Lunammi]

Owns a wooden eye.

[gracious]

Sleeps with a wooden body pillow.

[Sprelious]

^ Sleep with a wooden leg and it has nothing to do with walking.

[gracious]

^ Stole it from a pirate for me.