Let's Spread Rumors

[Fujimoto]

^ joined the Eminem fan club just to say he likes the green ones best.

[gracious]

^ Has a rhinestone jumpsuit in his closet.

[Fujimoto]

^ has Michael Jackson's other glove.

[gracious]

^ was Michael Jackson's other doctor.

[Sprelious]

^Has a Rhinestone Cowboy in her closet.

[Fujimoto]

^ has a Velvet Elvis in his closet.

[peaceinwar]

^works town fairs as an Elvis impersonator

[gracious]

^ Finds new things to deep fry at town fairs.

[Sprelious]

^ Works Town Fairs as a Cocktail Waitress.

[Fujimoto]

^ was the one in his class who said "Bet me $5 I won't eat this."

[gracious]

^ Accepted a double dare to wear clear-heeled 'dancer' shoes to the prom.

[peaceinwar]

^accompanied ^^ to the prom

[Sprelious]

^ Chaperoned said Prom.

[peaceinwar]

^ was arrested at his prom for disorderly conduct

[Sprelious]

^ Was apparently watching.

[gracious]

^ Broadcast it all on the jumbotron.

[Sprelious]

^ Went to a Hugh school with a jumbotron.

[MrControll]

^crash lands regularly due to Jumbotron related distractions.

[Sprelious]

^ Can't decide between Spelunking and Philately.

[MrControll]

^ is really just moving through the dictionary and placing random words found there into posts

[Sprelious]

^ Wrote the MLP dictionary.

[gracious]

^ Wrote its theshorsaus

[jkatra]

^Very magical.

[gracious]

^ Pulled him out of my hat.

[jkatra]

^Owns a straw hat.

[reiven]

^ has pilfered every paper towel tube, and several of the toilet paper tubes discarded by the twins who live in 3B.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Is currently laying flowers at the tomb of the Pony King.

[Sprelious]

^ Had his avatar repossessed by the Pony Police.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Is with reiven at the Tomb of Pony King.

[Sprelious]

^ Isn't wearing any panties under that dress.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Is probably not wearing panties either, or is he?

[Sprelious]

^^ Not even wearing pants.

[WoodsWoman]

^Is head of the local chapter of the SPCA.

[jkatra]

^Not the inventor of jumpropes.

[Sprelious]

^ Spells his name with 5 Y's

[jkatra]

^Doesn't like your left elbow.

[Moxiie]

^once invented 5 different types of alien detector contraptions

[Eye on Earth]

^ and none of them detected you.








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[reiven]

^^ does not own a watch

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[Moxiie]

^^ once invented a watch made of unicorn horn and Gollums leg hair

[jkatra]

^Would like to talk to you privately about a matter of a personal nature.

[reiven]

^ deeply conflicted in the argument of nature vs nurture

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[Moxiie]

^ sometimes interchanges his vowels on a whim

[Eye on Earth]

^^ Just thinks he's about to pass 20,000 thousand posts.

^ Totally missed it.

[Sprelious]

^ Stalks all 20000+ post members.

[Moxiie]

^stalks all 8543 post members

[Sprelious]

^ Stalks corn

[Eye on Earth]

^ Stocks stockings at the stocking store. +10 alliteration points.

[Sprelious]

^ His stocking stock has risen.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Sings the credits to every movie.

[jkatra]

^Is Toto from the Wizard of Oz.

[Sprelious]

^ Is Little Red Riding Hood

[jkatra]

^Did not get the audition for Popeye in the school play.

[Sprelious]

^ Made 137 consecutive strikes, unfortunately he was playing baseball.

[venuspop]

^ cried "Checkmate" at every street corner.

[jkatra]

^Only uses pencils instead of pens if it's a life or death situation.

[venuspop]

^ is convinced that the trees are whispering about him.

[jkatra]

^Has a mortgage on a treehouse.

[Moxiie]

^ was once arrested for trying to build a treehouse on the White House lawn

[jkatra]

^Rents the basement in the White House as an art studio.

[MrControll]

^ Rents basements to use as torture studios

[jkatra]

^Just needs 5 minutes alone with you to straighten everything out.

[venuspop]

^ straightened out ^^ so much there are no longer any curls in those pink hair.

[Moxiie]

^^once gave self concussion trying to squeeze head through jail cell bars

[jkatra]

^Invented paradoxes.

[Moxiie]

^ on at least two occasions has been arrested for for illegally attempting to change the expiration date on milk cartons and yogurt

[thebrainpolice]

^ Drank milk that was three months past the expiration date on a dare.

[reiven]

^^ had a big zit on her cheek in the 8th grade. she hid it with a huge, gaudy eye patch for three weeks, telling everyone she had punctured her retina in a bizarre gardening accident.

^ tried to put a playing card in the spokes of his Big Wheel. well, big wheels don't have spokes, so the sound was more like "sssssssssssssssssss"

[Moxiie]

^ is known in his neighborhood as "the guy who rollerskates in circles with nothing but that unicorn costume on"

[reiven]

^ thought she was clever enough to wrap christmas presents tied up with bailing twine instead of ribbon, to create a fad.

pfft.

[Moxiie]

^ once when convinced he was trapped by his comforter in bed, tried to chew his way out

[jkatra]

^Tries to dodge snowflakes.

[reiven]

^ believes the government is trying for mind control through M&M's.
so, to reduce the risk, he throws out every third candy.

[thebrainpolice]

^^ Does dodge jury duty.
^ Refuses to eat brown M&Ms for religious reasons.

[Moxiie]

^ fervently believes that if he wears mismatched shoes on the wrong feet that he won't be chosen for jury duty

[thebrainpolice]

Every time someone mentions 1984 in a political debate ^ thinks its a reference to a Van Halen album. (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[Moxiie]

^ thinks a negative utopia means life without a butler

[reiven]

^ believes curtis lowe and ruben james were the same man.

[Moxiie]

^ has a permanent tea party set up in his basement and created dolls made of straw and rubber of einstein, justin bieber, kim jong il and that banjo playing kid from deliverance as his permanent guests

[reiven]

steve martin humor goes right over ^'s head

[Moxiie]

^ plays a banjo made with tin cans and telephone wire

[reiven]

^ never seen a grown man naked, AND never been in a turkish prison.

[Moxiie]

^ he has clowns to the left of him and jokers to the right....at all times

[MrControll]

^ hears voices that say to kill clowns.

[jkatra]

^Hears voices that say not to listen to voices.

[reiven]

^ feels guilty for all the vegetables that had to die for him to have that stoopid salad.

[Moxiie]

^ is fairly psychic and sometimes channels the lesser fruits and vegetables

[reiven]

^traded a first-hand polaroid of Bigfoot for a braided section of wheat from the Diessenhofen, Switzerland crop circle site.

[Moxiie]

^sometimes goes out at night and creates crop circles just to mess with farmers....

[reiven]

^keeps her socks up with rubber bands.
you should see the rings they leave around her lower calves.

[Moxiie]

^also uses rubber bands to keep his socks up

you should see the rings they leave around his thighs

[reiven]

^ still confuses paprika and cinnamon.
her cinnamon rolls suck.

[jkatra]

^Is not a good little boy.

[Moxiie]

^ sometimes eats curds and whey, but only while shepherding

[reiven]

^was pulling for goliath

[Moxiie]

^ has on occasion tried to use a tarantula as an eyepatch

[reiven]

^ has reptile radar. she once went to a company picnic and told someone she was certain there was a snake in the changing room. after 20 minutes of searching, they found it. it was only a king snake, but still, she was right.

[Moxiie]

^ has been known on plenty of occasions to plant reptiles in changing rooms. Not cool dude. Not cool.

[reiven]

^ wonders how telephone poles grow so quickly. "that one wasn't even there two months ago..."

[Moxiie]

^ sometimes tugs on seedlings to make them grow faster

[reiven]

^ reads to school children.
her tourettes means she never reads to the same group twice, but she has been propositioned by three janitors and an assistant principal.

[Moxiie]

^ sometimes speaks in haiku for days on end

[reiven]

^ is phobic about the color green, and pays for everything, everything in coin.

[Moxiie]

^ has been contemplating inventing a $100 coin for his many friends that are verdephobic

[reiven]

^ will one day make her fortune selling picture frames made from taxidermy'd snakes.

[Moxiie]

^ is already unfathomably rich, having made his fortune selling stretchy polyester pants with magical diuretic fiber

[reiven]

^ was once stranded for two days, out in a vast open range. she only survived because she had her trusty german shepherd with her.

trusty... i meant to say tasty.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Is the only one who knows that Frodo is into S&M.

[reiven]

yes, frodo is quite fond of M&M's; but for some reason ^ only likes the brown ones.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Convinced people he was an old leprechan by rubbing green M&M's all over his body.

[jkatra]

^Rubs unidentified green substance over his body.

[Moxiie]

^^ M&M's only melt on his hands, never in his mouth

[Dung]

^ Cultivate a passion for hallucinating leafs.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Sometimes forgets to get his tutu cleaned after protests.

[jkatra]

^Looks exactly like the actor who played Obi-Wan Kenobi.

[venuspop]

^ is happy every time his butler lost to him at chess.

[jkatra]

^Believes that life is more like tic-tac-toe instead of chess.

[venuspop]

^ thinks that Risks is all about Scrabbles with the Rebels.

[jkatra]

^Leads an army of giant pandas.

[venuspop]

^ confides in anteaters.

(thought I didn't figure that out, did ya! :p)

[jkatra]

^Leader of the grand international anteater army which I confide in.

[venuspop]

^ armed all anteater armies with artificial ammunition.

(Thought I didn't figure that out, did ya?)

[Fujimoto]

^ mistook an anteater for a lion. But she does have her own hat!

[jkatra]

^Mistook an elephant for a predictive modeling algorithm.

[venuspop]

^ stole some peanuts from me in order to study its molecular structure.

[Fujimoto]

^ hoards peanuts. Has a whole closet full of them, in fact.

[jkatra]

^Ate the last slice of pizza.

[Fujimoto]

^ used the last of the TP and didn't replace the roll.

[jkatra]

^Responsible for our sluggish economy.

[Fujimoto]

^ buys everything from Walmart while complaining about the Chinese.

[jkatra]

^Is Chinese.

[gracious]

^ Always plays the lotto numbers his fortune cookie says to play.

[jkatra]

^Follows yellow brick roads but finds nothing.

[gracious]

A house from Kansas fell on ^.

[jkatra]

^Needs a heart, a brain, courage, a way to get home, and immunity from water.

[gracious]

^ Ousted during a munchkin coup from the Lollipop Guild.

[jkatra]

^Went to the Emerald City only to find out it was only Seattle.

[gracious]

^ Will not leave the house without his ruby slippers on.

[jkatra]

^Married Toto.

[gracious]

^ Has been collecting my DNA in a futile effort to breed winged monkeys.

[jkatra]

^Believes that winged monkeys are a good substitute for when pigs fly.

[Dung]

^ Is none other than an odd hot otter.

[jkatra]

^Continues to defy otters instead of learning the otters' point of view.

[venuspop]

^ gave otters their point of view.

[jkatra]

^Gave polar bears their point of view.

[venuspop]

When ^ sings, all the birds stood still to collectively wince.

[GenessorDios]

^ is a goddamn grammar jew.

[Dung]

^ Is overheating again and needs his coolant.

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[venuspop]

^ is a damn good artist.

[jkatra]

^Not from around here.

[thebrainpolice]

^From Antarctica.

[jkatra]

^From a small shack down by the polluted river.

[Fujimoto]

^ From an indigenous population in the Kalahari Desert. (Wireless Internet is a real bitch out there.)

[Lunammi]

^ is not an INTJ.

[Fujimoto]

^ misjudges people.

[Lunammi]

^ couldn't live without being in the centre of attention.

[Fujimoto]

^ is that one girl at the bar making eyes at the older men.

[jkatra]

^^Couldn't live without an ample supply of oxygen.

^Couldn't live without an ample supply of oxygen.

[Fujimoto]

^ Can't live, if living is without you.

[jkatra]

^Is traveling through another dimension whose boundaries are that of the imagination.

[Lunammi]

^thinks he can buy imagination.

[jkatra]

^Imagines naughty things.

[Fujimoto]

^ keeps rewatching that one scene in Aladdin.

[Lunammi]

^ never sleeps.

[Fujimoto]

^ never blinks.

[Lunammi]

^charges people for breathing.

[jkatra]

^Charges people for things I would prefer not to discuss here.

[Lunammi]

^ is about to call me and discuss some things.

[jkatra]

^Has a profitable business selling poisoned milk to school children.

[Dung]

^ Goes by the motto: "Milk it!"

[jkatra]

^Has no motto and is drifting aimlessly through the universe.

[thebrainpolice]

^Rides across the country in freight cars like an old time hobo.

[reiven]

^ Passing trains that have no name, and freight yards full of of old black men
And the graveyards of their rusted automobiles.

[Eye on Earth]

^ high.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Can't figure out if he is the eggman or the walrus.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Also high.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Wishes he was high.

[reiven]

^passed the paper bag that holds the bottle

[Eye on Earth]

^ Sold the bottle in the paper bag.

[jkatra]

^Placed a model ship inside a bottle in addition to his entire body.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Interdimensional traveler; has a warped spirit of adventure.

[gracious]

^ Is more closely associated with misadventure.

[jkatra]

^Is closely associated with misinformation.

[Lunammi]

^ have never spread a rumor.

[jkatra]

^Is plotting your downfall even as we speak.

[Lunammi]

^ considers himself as Joker.

[jkatra]

^Considers herself the Queen of Diamonds.

[Lunammi]

^ never breaks rules.

[Dung]

^ Doesn't rule breakdance.

[reiven]

^ plays well with others

[Dung]

^ Hates dreaming about walking shit, when that happens, it reminds him of Dung and ruins his day.

[reiven]

^ paints one fingernail black, and swears it was a mishap with a hammer.

[jkatra]

^Will never be forgiven for all the trouble he's caused.

[Dung]

^^ Was spotted as a stain once, in a parallel universe.

^ Is known in high places, as just an otter fan.

[thebrainpolice]

Hurls paint cans at his canvasses and tries to pass them off as Jackson Pollock paintings.

[GenessorDios]

For 27 years, ^ got out of bed rubbing his eyes. One day, he didn't and his wife left him.

[jkatra]

^Has been expecting you and asks you to please sit down and make yourself comfortable since there is much to discuss.

[GenessorDios]

^ is just a confused Indonesian.

[Moxiie]

^ is known at times to randomly attack strangers with licorice whips

[Cooper]

supplies the licorice whips

[Moxiie]

^ has been known to offer his basement dungeon for sweet, sweet licorice whipping sessions

[GenessorDios]

^ eats fun for breakfast.

[jkatra]

^Has never been a special guest star in a sitcom.

[GenessorDios]

^ is so poor, he eats breakfast out of a bowl made of gold.

[Artio]

Wanted to get into my panties so badly, that was ready to snitch a pair from a clothes line. Unfortunately they were all g-strings, and he couldn't act against his main policy: no strings attached.

[GenessorDios]

Hah! Who'd believe such a ridiculous rumor? Everyone knows I'm more of a B-string man.

Oh, er...every time ^ brushes her teeth, she kicks herself uncontrollably in the butt.

[Artio]

He likes good dental hygiene (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) and he cannot lie,
you other brothers can't deny...

[GenessorDios]

^ thought she could save a ton of money on night vision goggles by spray painting her eyes green. Hasn't really worked out so far...

[Artio]

^ wants to be Washington,

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[Moxiie]

^once believed she could mine for silver.....in Isaac Washington's hair

[gracious]

^ wrote an opera for Yoko Ono and Neil Young.

[Fujimoto]

^ thought Young M.C. was a kid.

[Lunammi]

^ is a creator of all religions.

[jkatra]

^Refuses to use the Arial font.

[gracious]

^ worships that spaghetti monster religion thing.

[Fujimoto]

^ has never been touched by His Noodly Appendages.

[gracious]

^ Regularly asks security people to touch his noodly appendage during security pat-downs.

[Moxiie]

^on two occasions has been caught attempting to gold plate a noodly appendage

[Fujimoto]

^ devotes an hour each day to thinking of suggestive puns.

[Lunammi]

^ favorite book is "How to be awesome".

[gracious]

^ Has never read anything longer than a pamphlet.

[Fujimoto]

^ is deathly afraid of the letter "q".

[gracious]

^ overdosed on _uaaludes.

[Fujimoto]

^ uickly uizzed the uaking bystanders for uestionable uality uotes.

[gracious]

^ A bit ueer but in a good way.

[Fujimoto]

^ a good uality one, she is.

[gracious]

^ Purchased an ant farm thinking he could soon start milking them.

[Lunammi]

^ makes no sense.

[Fujimoto]

^ can milk anything with nipples.

[Lunammi]

^ favorite activity is milking cows.

[Fujimoto]

^ wants to date a farmer.

[Lunammi]

When ^ was a kid, he dreamed of marrying farmer's daughter.

[Fujimoto]

^ has a fetish for men in overalls.

[Lunammi]

^ can't remember what he ate for breakfast.

[jkatra]

^Believes that Thai noodles are shipped directly from Thailand.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Thinks Thailand is pronounced "Thigh-land"

[jkatra]

^Believes that there is a state called Dakota since there is a North Dakota and a South Dakota.

[IronSulfide]

^ Stalks Dakota Fanning.

[ssrprotege]

^ Got a driver's licence and a car for the sole purpose of stalking Emma Watson.

[jkatra]

^Stalks bean stalks.

[IronSulfide]

^ has a crush on the Green Giant.

[Lunammi]

^ eats socks for dinner.

[jkatra]

^Is a demotivational speaker.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Gave a pep talk to the Patriots during half time at the last Superbowl.

[gracious]

^ Can speak, but prefers to use a Stephen Hawking type device to provide his voice.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Thinks Stephen Hawking is a singer who uses "auto tune" all the time.

[gracious]

^ Has the karaoke version.

[thebrainpolice]

Sings Snoop Dogg songs in the shower.

[gracious]

^ Imagines showering with Snoop Dogg.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Reads minds