Let's Spread Rumors

[Bardas]

^ is mad jealous of my graphing skills.

[venuspop]

^ flaunts said graphing skill at the market square. Jealous housewives pelted him with cabbage.

[Bardas]

^ Was the only person to throw a radish.

[venuspop]

^ caught my radish and sold it for 5 dollars.

[Bardas]

^ created a voodoo model of said five dollars, and burned it out of spite.

[venuspop]

^ stole said voodoo model of five dollars for dubious reason.

[Bardas]

^ mysteriously lost all five dollar bills.

[venuspop]

^ made a shirt glued together with stolen five dollar bills.

Hey! This particular bill looked familiar. :(

[discontinuous]

^ Draws on all paper currency. Quite poorly. A shame for everyone involved.

[venuspop]

^ colored all coins a dirty yellow.

[jkatra]

^Likes to get dirty.

[discontinuous]

^ Got expelled from many schools in youth, due to a fetish involving the tossing of food on girls in the cafeteria.

[Dung]

^ Got expelled from youth.

[venuspop]

^ offered a penny for my thought.

[Lunammi]

^ sells his thoughts on eBay.

[jkatra]

^Secretly controls eBay using subtle psychological manipulation.

[Lunammi]

^ sells slaves on internet.

[jkatra]

^Never won a trip to Hawaii through a sweepstakes.

[Lunammi]

^is a music videos director. Switching lights on and off while filming is his mastered effect.

[jkatra]

^Has philosophical conversations with teddy bears.

[Lunammi]

Jesus stole ^'s girlfriend.

[jkatra]

^Exists outside of what we normally consider to be reality.

[Lunammi]

^ Don't know what reality is.

[jkatra]

^Trains penguins to be assassins.

[Lunammi]

^ trains seals to be bartenders.

[jkatra]

^Spends too much time talking things over with seal bartenders long into the night.

[Lunammi]

^ Has a monkey butler.

[jkatra]

^Doesn't have a flamingo butler.

[Bardas]

^ Stole my flamingo butler.

[Lunammi]

^ Bought flamingo butler from me.

[Bardas]

^ Sold her flamingo butler at an extortionate rate.

[Lunammi]

^ tried to train a dragon. It was a stuffed toy.

[MrControll]

^ doesn't realize Flamingo Butlers is Flamingo Slavery

[Lunammi]

^ Didn't know that flamingos are pink.

[Bardas]

^ Dyed her flamingo into a tuxedo wearing flamingo.

[Lunammi]

^ recommended this idea, because thought that flamingos will look fashionable.

[Bardas]

^ Totally agrees.

[jkatra]

^Will be a servant someday in the Flamingo Empire.

[Bardas]

^ Has already placed a bid on me.

[jkatra]

^Doesn't fully comprehend the true power of the Flamingo Overlord.

[Bardas]

^ Fraternizes with the enemy.

[jkatra]

^Would also fraternize with the enemy if we could discuss the issue over a glass of wine, some baked cod, and a warm-hearted conversation.

[VagrantChord]

^Is a servant to the Flamingo Overlord.

[jkatra]

^Likes to juggle cabbages for some reason.

[VagrantChord]

^Gets uneasy when I juggle cabbage and running chain saws at the same time.

[jkatra]

^Likes pretty ponies.

[VagrantChord]

^Wants to be a pretty pony.

[Fujimoto]

^ Likes pretty flamingoes.

[jkatra]

^Continues to serve the Flamingo Overlord with diligence and unswerving loyalty.

[VagrantChord]

^Tries to send flamingos to ^^'s house to crap on the lawn but they keep coming back and crapping on ^'s lawn instead.

[jkatra]

^Finds meaning in a grain of sand.

[Fujimoto]

^ waits for someone to tell him what a grain of sand is supposed to represent.

[jkatra]

^Enjoys waiting in line for anything.

[VagrantChord]

^Can't find the end of the line with a map.

[Fujimoto]

^ Can't pour water out of a boot even when the instructions are on the heel.

[VagrantChord]

^Doesn't know the spurs are really disguised valves for drainage.

[Fujimoto]

^drains horses for fun

[jkatra]

^Is Vice Admiral of the Imperial Admiral Association of Admirals.

[Dung]

^ Endorses horses (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[Fujimoto]

^ was given a happy face sticker as a child, and had it framed as an adult.

[Dung]

^ Was crushed by a huge clock, once.

[discontinuous]

^ Hides his diaper under a skirt. As it be too obvious under anything else.

[Dung]

^ Is jealous because he didn't qualify for the manure diving olympics.

[discontinuous]

^ Won, then got disqualified for using fiber.

[idoj]

^knows using fiber is the only way to cleanse and win:)

[Dung]

^ Won the drug sniffing dog's race, which was dope.

[discontinuous]

^ Got arrested that day.

[venuspop]

^ was booked for discontinuity.

[GenessorDios]

Forever a board game elitist, ^ will only wear chessed shirts.

[discontinuous]

^ Cheats... keeps an archive of this subforum, uses software to generate responses.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Pauses to ponder telephone poles and ponies.

[jkatra]

^Never pauses.

[discontinuous]

^ Manufactures and distributes pauses.

[jkatra]

^In charge of the pause factory.

[discontinuous]

^ Owns exclusive copyright over the " || " symbol.

[GenessorDios]

Having never mastered how to use locks, ^ duct tapes the entire cubicle door shut in the toilet. It's handy because sometimes those places don't have toilet paper.

[discontinuous]

^Clumsily pretends to be a "blind person" while using public restrooms.

[Dung]

^ Is a hobo.

[venuspop]

^ contemplates wearing a shorter skirt.

[Dung]

^ Contemplates having a new mustache implant (leaning towards this style (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.))

[venuspop]

^ promised to lend me his mustache.

[IronSulfide]

^ never returns the things she "borrows".

[GenessorDios]

Caring person that he is, ^ went to multiple loansharks in an attempt to obtain black market hours after he heard his aunt was living on borrowed time.

[Lunammi]

^ Dresses up as Beyonce and dances in front of mirror.

[GenessorDios]

^'s favorite soft porn movies are self-graded Steamier than hot elephant piss.

[Fujimoto]

^'s favorite soft porn movies involve copious amounts of hot elephant piss.

[GenessorDios]

As a boy, ^ used to collect spiders for money. Now, he works at a coffee shop. Hahahaha!

Wait, what's the connection?

[Lunammi]

^ lives in a coffee shop where Fujimoto works.

[GenessorDios]

Too many nights have gone by where ^ still refuses to not sleep while hugging the ceiling fan.

[Lunammi]

^ never thinks before saying something.

[Fujimoto]

^ drinks espresso compulsively until her heart races.

[Lunammi]

^ is scared of doorbells.

[gracious]

^ considers playing the doorbell to be a marketable musical career.

[Fujimoto]

^ is really talking about playing with ding-dongs.

[gracious]

^ there's a reason they call him Tic Tac.

[Fujimoto]

^'s neck is that long in real life.

[gracious]

^ loves pigeons and seagulls.

[Fujimoto]

^ has webbed feet.

[Lunammi]

^claims to be the creator of silent movies.

[Fujimoto]

^ does the luge headfirst.

[Lunammi]

^ pretends to be an illusionist.

[Bardas]

^ Is proficient in capoeira.

[Lunammi]

^ pretends to be an idiot, so people would like him.

[Bardas]

^ Fell for my ruse, and is now paying the price.

[Lunammi]

^ is under influence of Stalin's ghost.

[Bardas]

^ Killed Trotsky with an ice pick.

[Lunammi]

^ is looking for fame.

[Bardas]

^ Sold out and found fame, only to lose it after releasing total garbage.

[Lunammi]

^ has a list of people that he would like to stare at.

[Bardas]

^ Has a notebook she thinks will kill the person whose name she writes in it. Also talks to an imaginary shinigami all the time.

[Fujimoto]

^ hides around corners and shouts "Boo!" at passers-by.

[Dung]

^ Loathes and despises people living in daylight.

[IronSulfide]

^ can't wait for the sun to go supernova.

[Dung]

^ Is looking for an almond headed SO.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Prefers dark chocolate and unicorns.

[MrControll]

^ Likes pink chocolate and Pegasi.

[discontinuous]

^ Rubs flower petals on face, to build a "foundation" using only the most natural colors.

[IronSulfide]

^ Thinks a "roll in the hay" is an exfoliating procedure.

[venuspop]

^ is about to metamorphosize into a Komodo dragon.

[discontinuous]

^ trains dog to fetch cocoons. drinks them.

[venuspop]

^ is a shut door unto himself.

[Midichlorianite]

^likes getting her belly scratched.

[venuspop]

^ barks in his/her sleep.

[Dung]

^ Sleeps in her bark.

[venuspop]

^ uses seven mustaches which he/she rotates on a daily basis.

[Fujimoto]

^ doesn't shave her armpits.

[IronSulfide]

^ force-shaves his pets.

[Fujimoto]

^ spends more on the French poodle than on the kids.

[Wry Satyr]

^does unspeakable things to his poodle.

[Munglik]

^'s poodle did unspeakable things to his master.

[Wry Satyr]

^didn't know that I hate poodles and would gladly feed them to gators at every opportunity.

[discontinuous]

^ Tries to get high off "acid" rain.

[deconspire]

Avatar is the window discontinuous peeps through when the 8 year olds are having ballerina class.

[IronSulfide]

^ thinks Swan Lake was composed by Bjork.

[VagrantChord]

^Likes to play hockey on Swan Lake in the summertime.

[IronSulfide]

^ Hunts swans for sport.

[VagrantChord]

^Secretly hires himself out as a swan decoy to hunters.

[Sprelious]

^ Makes lawn ornaments.

[IronSulfide]

^ Carries a pinwheel at all times.

[Sprelious]

^ Invented Spam.

[IronSulfide]

^ Imports haggis for a living.

[Sprelious]

^ Dances with Wolves.

[VagrantChord]

^Buys my lawn ornaments ... in bulk.

[Sprelious]

^ Loves Ann Coulter

[VagrantChord]

^Likes foisting conservative skanks on liberals.

[Sprelious]

^ Has a skank collection in his basement.

[venuspop]

^ had a experimental laboratory in his basement.

[Bardas]

^ Gives hamsters the power of telepathy in her basement.

[venuspop]

^ knows the rain dance, and when in the mood, ^ can bring thunder and lighting and the great typhoon.

[GenessorDios]

Attempts at creating a meat dessert had explosive results when ^'s spam brûlée was poorly received by houseguests' stomachs.

[Cooper]

Not being picked to play the Tinman in The Wizard Of Oz left him with deep dents.

[venuspop]

^ is known in certain circle to sleep at night with a teddy bear.

[thebrainpolice]

^ bed wetter.

[Sprelious]

^ Link Nazi

[thebrainpolice]

^ Has fantasies about invading Poland.

[Sprelious]

^ Invaded Poland, but no one noticed.

[Lunammi]

Angel of oblivion haven't touched ^.

[Sprelious]

^ Reached the Devils post count right here.

[Lunammi]

^ Claims Devil as his best friend.

[Sprelious]

^ Attends Pig Roasts in Hell evey Saturday.

[Lunammi]

^ was the first person to invite me there.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Has a ham, bacon, sausage, and pork chop sandwich for lunch every day.

[Fujimoto]

^ puts mayonnaise on everything.

[gracious]

^ Prefers to use his Miracle Whip.

[Fujimoto]

^ is handy with a whip.

[VagrantChord]

^Can't figure out how to use a whip.

[gracious]

^ Thinks he can use his whip to make whipped cream.

[VagrantChord]

^Always creams her whip before use.

[IronSulfide]

^ Enjoys being dominated.

[VagrantChord]

^Misconstrues dominated for dominating.

[gracious]

^ Does more ruminating than dominating.

[GenessorDios]

Sensitive soul that she is, ^ once called her Chinese friend's arguments irruminating.

[IronSulfide]

^ Stole Stella's groove.

[Sprelious]

^ Ran throiugh the streets yelling Stella

[IronSulfide]

^ Pines after Kim Kardashian.

[Fujimoto]

^ watches Jane Fonda workout videos without exercising.

[IronSulfide]

^ has disturbing fantasies involving Jane Fonda and the downward dog pose.

[Dung]

^ Fantasizes about being surrounded by Brazilian nuts.

[Krinoh]

^Fantasizes like they are nuts.

[Dung]

^ Seems pretty lost in space.

[IronSulfide]

^ Tangled up in blue.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Bob Dylan groupie

[jkatra]

^Is a robot from the 15th dimension.

[gracious]

^ Frequently walks into walls due to lack of depth perception.

[jkatra]

^Troublemaking rodent.

[gracious]

^ Fantasizes that he is living a cartoon with Sylvester and Speedy Gonzalez.

[jkatra]

^Last person to be invited to your dinner party.

[gracious]

^ Invites me to dinner parties but expects me to cook the dinner.

[jkatra]

^Won't cook the dinner.

[gracious]

^ Refused to eat tofurkey.

[venuspop]

^ collect eggs and sits on them just to see if any hatches.

[jkatra]

^Is a bad egg.

[venuspop]

^ is one of those egg which hatched, miraculously.

[Lunammi]

^ cries about every minute that was wasted.

[jkatra]

^Better than you are.

[discontinuous]

^ Creeping up behind you with ninja stuff.

[Munglik]

^stalks ninjas.

[discontinuous]

^ composes and conducts for a symphony of insects

[jkatra]

^Wasn't invited to your high school reunion.

[Eye on Earth]

^ never graduated high school.

[jkatra]

^Has been politely asked to leave the restaurant before the police are called.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Turns the sign to closed whenever I show up.

[jkatra]

^Voted for an otter in the last election.

[Fujimoto]

^ Voted for George W. Bush in the most recent election.

[Lunammi]

^ has secret plans to rule the world.

[Fujimoto]

^ asked for ONE MILLION DOLLARS on national TV, with her finger at her mouth.

[Lunammi]

^ went to talent show. His talent is quoting Mr. Bean.

[Fujimoto]

^ never leaves her couch.

[Lunammi]

^ never leaves his fridge.

[Fujimoto]

^ never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

[Lunammi]

^ never says never.

[jkatra]

^Never says sometimes.

[Lunammi]

^ never spreads rumors.

[Dung]

^ Took so much rain checks that her purse is all soaked.

[jkatra]

^Will one day bow to Ottie, the Imperial Overlord of Otters, in a dark throne room overlooking all the oceans of the world.

[gracious]

^ Hopes one day to be Ottie's First Lady.

[jkatra]

^Will one day help Ottie defeat Squidion, the Evil Admiral of Squids.

[thebrainpolice]

^^ Is Ottie's Secretary of Defense.

^ Helps Squidion club baby seals.

[gracious]

^ Lost his job as Ottie's chef after serving him Squidion calimari that was too rubbery.

[discontinuous]

^ Has a rubbery Squidion toy.

[venuspop]

Sleeps with a rubbery Squidion toy.

[jkatra]

^Will follow Squirrelia, the Dark Mistress Queen of the Evil Squirrels, into wherever she commands her armies to go.

[venuspop]

Is the brain behind Squirrelia.

[jkatra]

^Is too nice to strangers and squirrels.

[venuspop]

dances with strangers and squirrels, dervishes too.

[Dung]

^ Dances with the cry wolves

[Wry Satyr]

^Does the hokey-pokey on horseback.

[Lunammi]

^ is a fan of logs.

[IronSulfide]

^ is the Log Lady.

[Lunammi]

^ is the President of Logs.

[Fujimoto]

^ makes poor third-world children manufacture her logs.

[Wry Satyr]

^uses a chainsaw to carve logs in the form of huge phallic symbols.

[Fujimoto]

^ commissioned a gigantic wooden phallus to display in his living room.

[Lunammi]

^ is homeless and has only one friend - a log named Jared.

[Wry Satyr]

^^comes over weekly to ride said phallus.

^likes to snake using logs.

[Lunammi]

^ likes when other people snake using logs.

[Fujimoto]

^ likes using snakes in place of logs

[Lunammi]

^ hates logs.

[Fujimoto]

^ is jealous of Jared

[Lunammi]

^ stole Jared from me.

[Fujimoto]

^ would have burned Jared for warmth. I couldn't allow that.

[Lunammi]

^ stole Jared for the same thing.

[Wry Satyr]

^doesn't even know Jared but secretly stalks him everywhere he goes.

[Lunammi]

^ was the one who told me about Jared.

[Wry Satyr]

^tries in vain to tell that to the police when Jared has her arrested.

[Lunammi]

^ tried to help me but was arrested too.

[MrControll]

^ the arresting officer is sleeping with SO.

[Wry Satyr]

has gender issues as demonstrated by cutesy avatar.

[MrControll]

Has general identity issues as demonstrated by inhuman avatar

[Fujimoto]

^ wants long pink hair, he thinks to himself as he puts on his suit and tie every morning.