Let's Spread Rumors

[GenessorDios]

^ used to roam the streets of Mexico asking people questions as part of the Qué? Team.

[Lunammi]

^ pretends to be Spongebob most of the time.

[reiven]

^hates American Psycho, 12 Monkeys, The Prestige, Stay, Session 9, The Machinist, Memento, Se7en, Donnie Darko, Mr. Nobody, Fight Club,Interview with the Vampire, The Shining, all X-men movies, Dracula: Dead and Loving It, and the Batman Movies

[Lunammi]

^ Dances for money.

[reiven]

^ thought kostner woulda had a bigger hit with dances with monkeys

[Lunammi]

^ Don't know how to read.

[GenessorDios]

^'s Valentine's Day gift was a mirror & beard trimmer.

[reiven]

^ had an outie until puberty, but now ^'s navel is ever-so-slightly convex.

[Lunammi]

^ has 6 fingers on third hand.

[GenessorDios]

^ pisses in sinks and washes in urinals.

[Lunammi]

^ don't know how actual bath looks.

[GenessorDios]

^ tiptoes only on the last little piggies.

[Lunammi]

^ Pretends to be a Superman while being on a date.

[Fujimoto]

^ has more fetish wear than normal clothing.

[Lunammi]

^ never brush his teeth.

[Fujimoto]

^ drunk-dials random numbers.

[VagrantChord]

^Secretly wishes ^^ would drunk dial him.

[Lunammi]

^ Gives me money for breathing.

[Fujimoto]

^ breathes heavily on the phone

[Lunammi]

^ You call me every day just to make sure my cat is not sleeping.

[VagrantChord]

^Teaches her cat to make prank phone calls to politicians.

[Lunammi]

^It was your idea.

[venuspop]

thinks she's Cat Woman

[Banannalou]

^chased catwoman up a tree

[Cooper]

Has a thing for bananas named lou...

[venuspop]

^ owns a banana plantation somewhere near the Alley.

[VagrantChord]

^Steals bananas from the plantation

[frontaLobotomy]

^ Was caught in the stable with one of the field hands

[Dung]

^ Opposes occipital lobotomy.

[jkatra]

^Opposes smiling at strangers.

[Banannalou]

^Opposes smiley strangers

[Lunammi]

^ Joined the Army of 12 Monkeys.

[VagrantChord]

^Is mad because her cat now makes prank calls to her on her cell phone.

[Lunammi]

^ googles himself everyday.

[VagrantChord]

^Wants to be giggled googled every day.

[Lunammi]

^ Claims Twilight as his own creation.

[VagrantChord]

^Claims to have invented pants.

[Lunammi]

^ Claims that he is the actual creator of pants, but thinks that I stole the idea.

[discontinuous]

^ Pants when pants are discussed.

[Lunammi]

^ can't remember his/her own name, so has a tattoo on forehead saying "I have no name".

[discontinuous]

^ Calls friends and new acquaintances by a different name (alphanumeric gibberish), from lazy and selfish motives.

[Lunammi]

^ Cries every night because is related to Smeagol.

[Fujimoto]

^ took the hobbits to Isengard.

[Lunammi]

^ is obsessed with destroying Mordor.

[Fujimoto]

^ is obsessed with Elijah Wood.

[Lunammi]

^ is obsessed with Christian Bale.

[discontinuous]

^ Is a big enough whore to collect bail money from other inmates after only two nights behind bars.

[Dung]

^^ Was bailed out by Christ obsession.

^ His disk has to be replaced immanently.

[Lunammi]

^was beaten by Chris Brown once.

[Dung]

^ Generates generational conflict

[Lunammi]

^ have never dreamed.

[Dung]

^ Daydreaming again.

[Lunammi]

^ Talks to self, again.

[Fujimoto]

^ Repeats herself again

[Dung]

^ Spilled coffee in my tea.

[Lunammi]

^ drinks every existing liquid.

[Fujimoto]

^ never stops eating.

[Lunammi]

^ buys food for me.

[Dung]

^ Live off my food stamps.

[Lunammi]

^ Cooks for me for a living.

[Dung]

^ Steals all my caviar.

[Lunammi]

^ Hide all caviar in closet.

[Fujimoto]

^ hides bodies in her closet.

[Lunammi]

^ kills virgins and makes tea for their dead bodies.

[Fujimoto]

^ asks for second helpings of that tea.

[IronSulfide]

^ wants to open a Starbucks in the Roman Coliseum.

[Fujimoto]

^ orders coffee drinks that take longer to say than to make.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Doesn't drink anything that's not alcoholic.

[Sprelious]

^Drinks lighter fluid.

[venuspop]

^ loves bodily fluids.

[Banannalou]

^belives that a strict diet of grape juice will make ^ a superhero.

[venuspop]

When ^ was born, people came from all over to see ^.
They didn't know what ^ is.

[Banannalou]

^has a mitten fetish. Collects only the right handed ones and stores them in the garage, under their mattress, and in shoeboxes under the couch.

[venuspop]

^ knows too much ... and knows she knows too much.

[Banannalou]

^has a permanent solution for those who know too much...

[venuspop]

^ is shivering in her pants right about now, thinking about the permanent solution.

[Banannalou]

^includes popsicles AND mittens in the permanent solution. Regularly snacks on raisins after carrying out the deed.

[venuspop]

^ usually begs for leftover raisins.

[Banannalou]

^was excommunicated from all family functions because of excessive raisin farts.

[venuspop]

:laugh:

^ collects said farts in test-tubes for further tests.

[Lunammi]

^ is a ghost buster.

[WoodsWoman]

^is a White House intern.

[Lunammi]

^ have never seen sun. ^ is afraid of it.

[Fujimoto]

^ thumbs grew an extra knuckle from years of video gaming.

[Lunammi]

^ is possessed by devil.

[Fujimoto]

^ secretly likes bad boys

[Lunammi]

^ cries when angels deserve to die.

[Fujimoto]

^ was caught with her finger in her nose in middle school.

[Lunammi]

^ was caught eating glue in middle school.

[gracious]

^ still enjoys snacking on a nice piece of chalk.

[Fujimoto]

^ had to clap the erasers every day after school.

[Lunammi]

^ was teacher's pet in high school.

[gracious]

^ High school experience is best categorized as "heavy petting".

[Lunammi]

^ Never went to school.

[Fujimoto]

^ graduated with the lowest possible grades.

[gracious]

^ Became a professor, hated conventional grading and awarded me a ~ upon completion of the course.

[Fujimoto]

^ "discovered yourself" in community college for seven years.

[Lunammi]

^ Don't know who Hitler was.

[Fujimoto]

^ cultivates her leg hair

[Lunammi]

^ Mentally dates fictional characters.

[Wry Satyr]

^fictitiously dates mental characters.

[Lunammi]

^ kills bees for a living.

[IronSulfide]

^ hosts six beehives in her attic.

[Lunammi]

^ lives in his attic and talks to rocks.

[IronSulfide]

^ lives in a pine tree.

[Wry Satyr]

^^Poses as Penelope Cruz when out in public.

^Poses as the GEICO gecko.

[IronSulfide]

^ Idolizes Gordon Gekko.

[Wry Satyr]

^has trouble with the British accent.

[Lunammi]

^ never ages.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Embezzles money from charities.

[Wry Satyr]

^swindles unsuspecting partisans.

[Lunammi]

^ lives in dumpster.

[Wry Satyr]

^lives as a computer program.

[gracious]

^ wreaks havoc on the other monsters on Sesame Street

[Lunammi]

^used to live on Sesame Street.

[Fujimoto]

^ still couldn't learn how to count even after watching Sesame Street.

[gracious]

^ Brought to you by the letter F.

[Lunammi]

^ can fly.

[Fujimoto]

^ thinks she can fly when she puts on a cape.

[Lunammi]

^ gave me this idea.

[Fujimoto]

^ listens to the advice of Internet strangers.

[deconspire]

^ accepts candy from internet strangers.

[Lunammi]

^ offers candy to internet strangers.

[deconspire]

^ is my supplier

[Lunammi]

^ overpay for supplies.

[gracious]

^ prefers to offer healthy alternatives like celery sticks.

[Wry Satyr]

^trades for favors.

[Lunammi]

^ have never looked in the mirror.

[gracious]

Is a vampire and has no reflection.

[deconspire]

^ should watch out for vampires now

[Lunammi]

^ is obssessed with killing vampires.

[Fujimoto]

^ is obsessed with pale, thin men.

[gracious]

^ Still trying to interest an art gallery in his etchings of stick people.

[Fujimoto]

^ not willing to give a struggling artist a chance

[gracious]

^ Also tries to sell his empty soup cans (it worked for Warhol!)

[Dung]

^ Always piss in the pool (it worked for Donald duck)

[Wry Satyr]

^always pisses on people (it works for Donald Trump).

[IronSulfide]

^ wishes Donald Trump would piss on him.

[Banannalou]

^believes in fairies

[IronSulfide]

^ dresses as a fairy on casual Fridays.

[MrControll]

^is a fairy, except on Fridays

[IronSulfide]

^ likes to hunt fairies using a reinforced butterfly net.

[Banannalou]

^likes to hunt ferries, using a reinforced fishing net.

[IronSulfide]

^ prefers to sit back and watch, hoping for an iceberg.

[Banannalou]

^smells the popcorn and wishes I'd share.

[IronSulfide]

^ fails to acknowledge that I actually paid for the popcorn.

[Banannalou]

^paid way too much for the popcorn. It was stale, too.

[venuspop]

^ sings in the shower.

[karmstar]

^ Doesn't have a shower in his house.

[Social Torture]

Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK... karmstar did.

[reiven]

^ wrote a short story in 1960 where a feller named Jake Sapphire shot the bad guy Lee 'Ozzy' Ozbourne in an underground bunker while he (ozzy) was being transported to trial for POTUScide, all while being handcuffed to Dick Tracy.

pfft, as if that sort of thing could really happen....

[venuspop]

Maxwell Smart is ^'s cousin, twice remove.

[WoodsWoman]

^is a corporate head hunter.

[IronSulfide]

^ is a conventional head hunter.

[WoodsWoman]

^has hired my services.

[MrControll]

^secretly isn't going to go through with it, because the target is actually himself

[Eye on Earth]

^ Just put in a hit order on himself by accident.

*EoE aims and fires*

One dead pony.

[Lunammi]

^ loves to lick ground in presence of other people.

[Dung]

^ Has chicken soles.

[MrControll]

^steals chicken for a living

[Dung]

^ Can't control horse shit.

[jkatra]

^Can control earthquakes using only the power of his mind.

[Dung]

^ Overlooks street culture.

[reiven]

^ was terrified for the whole growing season after ^ accidentally swallowed a watermelon seed.

[Dung]

^ Mellowed quite a bit since he's started a poppy seeds regime.

[jkatra]

^Suffers from analysis paralysis.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Can't decide how best to wipe.

[Dung]

^ Can't decide which face to wear.

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[Eye on Earth]

^ Might have some Photoshop skill, maybe.

[Banannalou]

^compulsively crochets anytime music is heard.

[jkatra]

^Destroyed a car to get the keys locked in the car.

[venuspop]

^ broke into his own house to find his wife in bed ... with his dog.

[jkatra]

^Is awesome.

[Bardas]

^is compulsively obsessed with acting out murder sprees whose victim count corresponds to the Fibonacci series, sequentially. (Just hit 13 last night)

[Lunammi]

^ Stalks his crush from middle school.

[Dung]

^ Walks her thrush from the fiddle fool.

[venuspop]

^ brush his hair with ^^'s borrowed thrush.

[IronSulfide]

^ manages a Victorian tea parlour.

[Bardas]

^Never stops believin'.

^ Stalks his crush from middle school.

How'd you know...

[Lunammi]

^ Is the most handsome guy in whole world.

[Fujimoto]

^ thinks Gilbert Gottfried has the sexiest voice in the world.

[Lunammi]

The Matrix is ^ religion.

[Fujimoto]

Lord of the Flies is ^'s religion.

[Lunammi]

^ always imitates Al Pacino's voice.

[Fujimoto]

^ speaks with Fran Drescher's voice at important business functions.

[Lunammi]

^ hates cats.

[Fujimoto]

^ bites her toenails.

[jkatra]

^Is worshipped by housewives in Italy.

[Sprelious]

^ eats Italians at every meal.

[Bardas]

^sneaks into Mexico to take advantage of the relaxed treatment laws concerning cadavers and gives vent to overwhelming urges associated with necrophilia.

[jkatra]

^Refuses to ever use the word "snuggle".

[Fujimoto]

^ can't sleep if the closet door is open.

[jkatra]

^Is not your worst nightmare.

[Bardas]

^opened the closet door only to remember it was a wardrobe, dammit. Starting counting again, Peter.

[Fujimoto]

^ wears novelty wigs.

[Bardas]

^totally digs that kind of thing, but only in the appropriate circumstances.

[Fujimoto]

^ gets his kicks on Route 66

[Bardas]

^draws the line at turpentine (he's deathly allergic).

[Lunammi]

^ Didn't know Australia is a continent.

[Bardas]

^ Is cool with Australians, but can't stand New Zealanders.

[Lunammi]

^ Talks to apples, because wants to know more about gravitation.

[Bardas]

^ Sniffs hipsters in her free time.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Sniffs hamsters when hipsters are not available.

[Lunammi]

^ Has no ability to understand world.

[Bardas]

^ Sends hipsters to hamster heaven, but hamsters to hipster hell.

[Lunammi]

^ Married to a tree named Lamia.

[Bardas]

^ Spreads rumors about my beautiful tree-wife eating children (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.(mythology)).

[Lunammi]

^ is cheating on his children eating wife.

[Bardas]

^ wishes she were the mistress.

[Lunammi]

^ wishes his wife would look like me.

[Bardas]

^ Wants to be the new face of child cannibalism.

[Lunammi]

^ Supports me in all known ways.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Looks like ^^.

[Lunammi]

^ Looks like king Leonidas.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Knows I'm about to shout, "This is INTJ Forum!"

[Lunammi]

^ Does this once in a day.

[Sprelious]

^ Eats bugs

[Lunammi]

^ has no life.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Echoes her own reality onto others.

[Lunammi]

^is under my influence.

[Bardas]

^ Is frequently under the influence.

[Lunammi]

^ is my best friend FOREVER.

[Bardas]

^ Has a difficult grasp on the concept of mortality.

[Lunammi]

^ is immortal, but can't hear a thing.

[Bardas]

^ You're a deer sapling!

[Lunammi]

^ is a filthy pig with brain of a human.

[Bardas]

^ is murderous pork-eater. (help)

[Lunammi]

^ have 5 kids in every continent.

[Bardas]

^ is jealous of my fertile pig loins.

[jkatra]

^Would like to conduct delicate negotiations with you over something you don't care about.

[Dung]

^ Conducts abducted ducks ducked with duct tape strapped to her Dick.

[jkatra]

^Can be slightly morose sometimes.

[WoodsWoman]

^had to look 'morose' up in the dictionary.

[MrControll]

^once looked up "dictionary" in the dictionary. Ended up creating the Bogey man. Good job.

[reiven]

^ was way ahead of the curve on this MLP thing.
^is so sure of the holding power of this phenomenon, he had Skydancer tattooed on his ankle.

[MrControll]

^ was way behind the curve on this Lord of the rings thing.

[Bardas]

^ Found the differential of the curve of the One Ring.

[reiven]

^^is pretty sure he should re-type as an Entj

^ used other parts of the dismembered Tecumseh to make equally attractive dining room table center pieces. (nine in total)

[jkatra]

^Only significant life accomplishment involved being a dancer in a 1980's music video.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Wrote the lyrics for Vanilla Ice songs.

[Dung]

^ Ate all the vanilla, that came out of this mic, and forgot his lyrics as a by-product.

[reiven]

alway the entrepreneur, ^ offered matches and a liter of petrol to protesting monks for just under 5 euro each.

^'s av is from a commercial he produced for his IPO.

[Dung]

^ Is way too cool.

[MrControll]

^ is way to hot. Now the sun feels like we replaced it. It's moving out of the solar system. Good job.

[Sprelious]

^ Wears a dog Collar as fashion statement.

[jkatra]

^Believes anything you say.

[Bardas]

^ Has a weekly tea with dressed up ferrets attending.

[jkatra]

^Created a complex mathematical model of urination patterns.

[Bardas]

^ Exhibits signs of disassociative identity disorder, as proven by urination patterns.

[venuspop]

^ had urination data collected and plotted on a graph.