Let's Spread Rumors

[CaelestisPeste]

is still a gelatinous goo that hasn't evolved.

[ness2361]

That's true, too! (Ness shakes head(s) in petri dish.

^ Starts forest fires.

[Gerard91]

^ is closeted gay, because of phobia about being publicly executed after revealing his true sexual identity. Plus he avoids every attractive man he finds on his way to avoid revealing himself, but he awaits for this person to make a move through his own initiative. Unfortunately no one ever turned out to be stupid enough to do this.

PS : this is about me actually... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[Sprelious]

Is playing the game wrong.

[venuspop]

^ is not spreading enough rumors.

[ness2361]

^^ and ^ Needs me to do the spreading properly: three heads are better than two, you know that saying...

[venuspop]

They say ^ had more than 3 heads. :shocked:

[ness2361]

That's not a rumor; it's true: you can count 'em.

I say ^ Has three eyes and one of them looks like a nose. Ha!

[venuspop]

Aye, that's true, but you're not supposed to go public with that. ;)

^ is related to Jamie Lee Curtis.

[ness2361]

< Only by reputation, breast size, timbre of voice, haircut, age... So stop that; too close for comfort.

^ Sleeps under, not in a bed.

[Sprelious]

Never sleeps, but does spend a fair amount of time in bed.

[venuspop]

^ spends too much time in bed ... I won't tell you what he did there. :p

[Sprelious]

Spends too much time in a doggie bed.

[gracious]

Competes in those professional hot dog eating contests.

[Sprelious]

I always lose to you though.

[Gerard91]

^ is a lier.

oops....

L I A R

< Always tells the truth.

[Sprelious]

Is lying about that.

[Gerard91]

^Is lying again.

[Sprelious]

He's touching me.

[gracious]

^ is actually touching himself, but his hand is asleep.

[ness2361]

Wears earlobe prosthesis

[gracious]

^The chest hair is completely real.

[ness2361]

^ Tells the truth pretending it's a rumor knowing most persons will wonder:

S/he is so devilish.

[gracious]

Easily distracted by shiny objects.

[ness2361]

Shares sea cave with me: Two octopi are better than one shiny-object amoeba.

[gracious]

Uses psychic octopus skills to predict the outcome of soccer games (little league ones though).

[ness2361]

Sells crystal balls with shiny bases to fool best friend into making octapus predictions from underwater. (Doesn't make a copper penny's profit.)

[Synapse]

^ Enjoys stealing the tennis balls off of old people's walkers when they are not watching.

[ness2361]

^ is my tennis ball Fence.

[CaelestisPeste]

is my ancient ancestor. You're old.

[ness2361]

Eats crones.

[CaelestisPeste]

Is a single celled organism

[ness2361]

That's not a rumor, Goober Kitten.

^ Eats kittens.

[CaelestisPeste]

Instead of having a membrane, it's fat.

[ness2361]

Was one of GW Bush's speech writers but only because Laura is her favorite aunt.

[CaelestisPeste]

Thinks that George W. Bush has speech writers. He doesn't even use teleprompters.

[Sprelious]

Knows dubyah needed speech readers

[ness2361]

A muzzle would have been more appropriate: He was a mad dog.

[Sprelious]

Knows we don't muzzle our presidents no matter how retarded they sound.

[thebrainpolice]

Knows we don't send our Presidents to jail no matter how many crimes they commit (why is everyone looking at me?)

[Sprelious]

Is paranoid.

[thebrainpolice]

The voices in his head tell him to burn things.

[datagirl]

^just announced that he is presidential candidate for 2012 elections

[Sprelious]

Wants to be just like him when she grows up.

[thebrainpolice]

Is just like me now.

[venuspop]

^ chews his thumb when he thinks.

[Gerard91]

^ watches ^^ as he masturbates in the night.

[gracious]

^ Spends a lot of time in Tim Burton's head.

[CaelestisPeste]

^wished he/she could spend a day in Tim Burton's head.

[gracious]

^ Shares a head with Sarah Palin.

[ness2361]

Shares a head with Daffy Duck.

[Sprelious]

Don't say it. Don't say it. Gives head to daffy duck

[ness2361]

I promise to be good:


Shares shadow with Peter Pan.

See: I can be behave.

[gracious]

^ Wishes it was Jessica Rabbit.

Grr. snaked.

[Sprelious]

Wishes it was Kermit The Frog

[ness2361]

Spree has Jessica Rabbit blowup... puppet for his Bobo the Clown routine: kids have innocent fun and some of the adults get the undercurrent and laugh like loons.

Gracious has a Kermit the Frog blowup puppet for her Miss Piggy One-Woman show: everybody loves it as innocent fun.

[Sprelious]

Due to an unfortunate costume malfunction while performing at a kids birthday party she's currently required to stay 1000 yards from all children.

[ness2361]

Understands but does not comply:

Sets batons on fire and tap dances to Bob Marley's Buffalo Soldier: ness and a few grownups pee their pants--from the beer, prolapsed uterus, some kind of prostate problem--all depends. Most kids just look confused; a few cry.

[Sprelious]

Honest I forgot what thread I'm in *checking*

Oh ya.

Makes kids cry

[ness2361]

I'm laughing out loud... I forget all the friggin' time--and how often is it my fault?

^ Uses me to do his dirty work.

[Sprelious]

LOVES dirty work

[ness2361]

True, so true, so you are a Thread Mixer-Upper.

[Sprelious]

^Drink mixer

[Dion]

^stage name is Peeps MacPeep

[Negativezero]

Once had sex with a chicken

[Distance]

Is envious of chicken lovers.

[Negativezero]

Loves all the haters acquired from mad game on chicken's

[Distance]

Has chicken playmates. The chicken named Princess Leia is his favourite. They duel with light sabres.

[Negativezero]

^Not only directs and films it, but loves to watch chicken porn with scenarios based on episodes of the Partridge family.

[Distance]

Glues feathers to unmentionables. All in the name of authenticity.

[Negativezero]

^is in the feather selling business only as a by-product from a love of rubbing up against featherless chickens smothered in ky jelly.

[ness2361]

^ Got new avi to fool hot chicks into thinking he is super cool and will handle them
with ease:

But what can he do about all those chicken corpses sticking to his bedroom carpeting...

[Negativezero]

^Sneaks into elderly women's homes and tears up their carpet

[RedHead8808]

^ Sneaks into elderly men's homes and steals their dentures.

[Negativezero]

^Loves the taste of Dirty Carpet in her mouth

[ness2361]

Has dirty mind and molars... Talk about the carpet licker calling fowl...

[Negativezero]

^Thinks McDonalds is classy

[Sprelious]

^Thinks the soup kitchen is classy

[Dion]

^thinks the alley behind the soup kitchen is classy..

[Negativezero]

^Thinks cannibalism is classy

[Sprelious]

^Think medieval cooking is good

[Negativezero]

^has a medieval bathing schedual

[Sprelious]

^Spreads Black Plague

[Negativezero]

^once slept in a garbage can. Not out of desperation. He loves the smell of fresh garbage in the morning

[Sprelious]

^Loves the smell of Napalm in the morning

[ness2361]

Burnt his draft card.

[Distance]

Avoid her basement!

[Synapse]

^ Is considered "normal."

[ness2361]

^^ Oldest carnie book in the trick: Call 911 and send 'em over to D's house, IMMEDIATELY, a child's life may depend on it!


OK, so it's just my childish nature at stake, but hurry up, anyway.

It's not so much snaking as assertively cutting in queue. Yep, going with that one.:thumbsup:

[Synapse]

^ Proves arguments to herself using logic of her own creation.

[ness2361]

< IS a circle-jerk.

Look closely at my avi... You're getting sleepy... Your right arm is now numb... Your left leg is no longer hairy...

[Synapse]

^ Confuses the dumb for fun.

[GenessorDios]

After convincing a friend to duct tape his hands over his mouth to help curb both his profanity and frequent masturbation, ^ suddenly discovered an extreme fetish for palm licking. He died the next day from combined thirst and sexual exhaustion.

[gracious]

Waxed Synapse's legs during this episode. No idea why.

[GenessorDios]

Careless, careless ^ left her whole pile of nose candy out when she went to work and now her apartment is infested with cokeroaches.

[Gerard91]

^ Is a twin brother of CleverBot

[GenessorDios]

^'s massive leap in productivity coincidentally began around the time he started referring to his shoes as pee collectors.

[gracious]

^ Hasn't had a leap in productivity since Windows 95.

[Sprelious]

^Multitasks

[gracious]

^ Likes sugary kids' cereals.

[GenessorDios]

^ scoffed when her friend was talking about the Amazon River, saying Pfft, what has it rived lately? Lazy.

[gracious]

^ Selling his own parts on e-Bay to buy a mechanical heart.

[GenessorDios]

^ was disappointed when her employer's parting gift turned out not to be the Staff of Moses after all.

[Negativezero]

^doesn't care about world domination

[Sprelious]

^Can't find a ryhme for Sprelious

[gracious]

^ Doesn't know me very wellious.

[Sprelious]

^Doesn't ever get Jealious

[Negativezero]

^Can't spell Rhyme

[Sprelious]

^^Can't spell much

^Is very helpful pointing out my Sprelling errors

[ness2361]

^ is Sprecious

[Sprelious]

^Is also Sprecious

[gracious]

Stole the Precious from Gollum.

[Sprelious]

Gave it to Reiven

[ness2361]

Reiven is sprecious

Redundancy police are after me! :cool:

[gracious]

Has Frodo feet.

[Sprelious]

Reiven is Nessious

[ness2361]

^^Spreads sweaty rumors.

[Sprelious]

Spreads nessy rumors

[ness2361]

^Is on Spread Rumor, Spree--

[Sprelious]

The best things in life are Spree

[ness2361]

Nuthin-n-LifeisSpree

(Puns cost ya, too; some cost a lot!) :yuck:

[Gromit]

Inspired a crime Spree over the entire Southwest-proper.

[Sprelious]

^Inspired a crime spree across the whole southwest improper

[Gromit]

Came to the conclusion that the entire Southwest is inherently improper.

[GenessorDios]

When his friend jokingly said to him You will soon learn, grasshopper, ^ asked How did you know about my fickle smoking preferences?

[gracious]

^ Failed pyromaniac.

[GenessorDios]

When asked about her upcoming film remake entitled The Resistance, ^ said It's an ohmage.

[gracious]

^ Believes he is the long lost 1/2 brother of Greg Brady.

[GenessorDios]

Don't ever taunt ^ when she's out drinking, unless you want to experience a barrage of bar rage.

[Gerard91]

^ thinks that I am a chick which observes him as he pees in the bathroom.

[GenessorDios]

Due to an improper understanding of Newton's Third Law, ^ eats plenty of beans in case he ever needs to balance out his shouts.

[Sprelious]

I've forgotten what thread I'm in so I'll just say "63" as a safe answer.

[ness2361]

is senile.

(Now do you remember?) :huh:

[Sprelious]

^Is Rude to call me senile. I think. What was I saying?

[ness2361]

Calls me Rudy.

[hamlet9]

Once ate a refrigerator.

[Sprelious]

^Calls me worse. I can't say in mixed company.

Snaked, but it still applies. A real pirate mouth.

[hamlet9]

Gets mixed up a lot.

[ness2361]

That's right, cuz ness is the daughter of a dock worker and married to a former jock: she can't help what comes out of her mouth...

Oh, a rumor...

Buzz cuts the back of her hair.

[hamlet9]

Steals my hair clippings and uses them to stuff pillows.

[ness2361]

Puts pillows I make in her right cheek and plays baseball player fantasies with significant other.

[hamlet9]

Likes to pretend she is a baseball, and hits herself with a bat.

[ness2361]

Made me laugh out loud and then pee myself, AND called me to gloat.

[gracious]

Makes homemade diapers out of stale bread.

[ness2361]

^ Ungraciously eats stale bread from ness's soggy hand.

[gracious]

Her hand that feeds me gets bit.

[ness2361]

Bites like piranha

Don't be fooled, Folks.

[Sprelious]

Should know.

[ness2361]

Bandaged my hand: So solicitous...

[gracious]

Uses Spongebob bandaids.

[Sprelious]

Sprolitious

[ness2361]

Needs to eat something but quick!

Oh, no, that's me, I am hungry...:huh:

[Sprelious]

No that was my tummy grumbling..

[ness2361]

Siamese Twin

[gracious]

Siamese cat

[ness2361]

Siamese food

[Sprelious]

Making me more hungry.

[Negativezero]

^is hungry... for shit.

[GenessorDios]

^ pours melted butter into his toaster every morning 'to save time'.

[jonnyb]

^ wonders why he is covered every morning with melted butter when he wakes up.

[IchibanDasai]

^ Prostitutes GILFS.

[CaelestisPeste]

a satanic spawn of mudkip

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[IchibanDasai]

ATo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. that's so sweeeeeeeet. <3

...Engages in gratuitous loli-gagging. ^

[ness2361]

Engages in essential task of creating neologisms

[GenessorDios]

Despite claims to the contrary, ^^ is at most, AT MOST, JyuubanDasai.

[Sprelious]

^Over-Sensitive

[GenessorDios]

^ has built up somewhat of a bad rep in the heisting community for his proclivity to hack off an accomplice's arm pre-heisting and use that to perform all hand-related function so he doesn't leave his fingerprints anywhere.

[Gerard91]

^ is actually a pinkie pie

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[gracious]

^ prefers pies containing real pinky fingers.

[Sprelious]

^Shares a suffix with me

[gracious]

^ Borrows mine and leaves me an IOU.

[Sprelious]

^Is really Graciou

[gracious]

^ sSprelious. S hoarder!

[Sprelious]

^She took my Heron. I had a nice Heron, a bit large, but .....

[Gerard91]

^ is a computer maniac, he is 100% core member with the joining date of June 2011

[GenessorDios]

^ went to see a witch doctor after he started to develop warts that released flammable gas upon bursting.

Yup, it's as I thought, the doctor said, someone's cast a hexane on you.

[Sprelious]

^Has a heart of Sulferhexafloride

[GenessorDios]

So yeah, ^ is naked and scratching his....well let's just say any visitors should refrain from using his keyboard.

[gracious]

^ Interfaces directly into INTJf through a USB portal between the rows of teeth.

[Gerard91]

^ likes to kiss USB ports. Looks forward to kiss GD's one.

[gracious]

^ underestimates my perversity with respect to USBs.

[GenessorDios]

^ is a pioneer in the art of using pockets on the opposite side of the body.

[Gerard91]

^ is envious about having pockets. His hardware model didn't include any pocket. Unfortunately he can't upgrade.

[Distance]

Spins many plates!

[GenessorDios]

^'s current facial hair, far from being a prop, was only achieved after two hours of trimming with a lawnmower.

[gracious]

^ Was assembled from parts taken from said lawnmower.

[GenessorDios]

^ had two metal spikes surgically implanted on either side of her body so she'd never again have to worry about people violating her personal space. She forgot about midgets though....

[gracious]

^ Avatar is actually life-size photo.

[Gerard91]

^ Avatar is actually life-size photo.

This also counts for gracious.

[GenessorDios]

^ excitedly organized a trip to the mint, but was disappointed afterwards when his halitosis had still not disappeared.

[hamlet9]

Secretly listens to Celine Dion.

[Sprelious]

Hates us Celine Dion fans

[hamlet9]

Hates Celine Dion haters.

[Sprelious]

Makes faces when Celine is on the radio.

[hamlet9]

(That's true; then I change the channel.)

Is very excited by clowns.

[Sprelious]

Is afraid of clowns

[hamlet9]

Is a clown at kid's partys...for free.

[Sprelious]

Was the class clown

[hamlet9]

(maybe--if I hadn't been homeschooled)

His house is shaped like the head of a giant clown.

[merullo23]

^ kisses her justin bieber posters before she goes to bed every night... trust me guys i saw it one time when i was spying on her through the window.

[Sprelious]

Lives in a cave

[hamlet9]

Wished he lived in a cave; has a thing for bats.

^ kisses her justin bieber posters before she goes to bed every night... trust me guys i saw it one time when i was spying on her through the window.

still unsure who this bieber person is...

[Sprelious]

Doesn't know who Justin Bieber is. Doesn't own a computer, but manages to post here?

[hamlet9]

(I post using my mind alone....
Bieber is the brother of Hello Kitty...)

Never knows what day of the week it is.

[Sprelious]

That's very true.

Isn't up on her teeny bopper trivia

[thebrainpolice]

Knows everything there is to know about Justin Bieber.

[venuspop]

^ is JB's confidante

[thebrainpolice]

^ Is dating JB

[venuspop]

^ is stalking JB

[thebrainpolice]

^ Has all of JB's CDs playing on endless repeat.

[venuspop]

^ doesn't know I don't even like him.

[Gerard91]

^ denies her love for JB

[Artio]

^ Is totally clueless most of the time.

[Sprelious]

Has a thing for bears

[Gerard91]

^ has a thing for bear grylls

[Sprelious]

Has a thing for grilling bears.

[Distance]

Is fascinated by flames.

[Sprelious]

Can go the distance.

[Distance]

Uses binoculars.

[Sprelious]

Likes it

[gracious]

Does not need binoculars since he learned to pick locks.

[ness2361]

Fits inside Sprelious' pocket along with burglary tools.

[UnrulyR3d]

Caught Sprelious in the act.

[gracious]

^ From my pocket vantage point, it didn't look like ^ was "Acting".

[ness2361]

Tears bottom out of popcorn carton in movie theatres.

[gracious]

^ is that movie patron who gets up 5 times during the movie to inch past you to the aisle to go to the washroom.

[ness2361]

Now, that's just too close to home--and I sit on the end, toward the back, for that very reason. (Sniffs delicately.)

Wears pajamas to post office and pretends its her workout clothes.

[gracious]

Sleeps in her prom dress.

[ness2361]

Wakes up in middle of street staring up at cops.

[gracious]

Wakes up again in the asylum.

[ness2361]

Presses false charges against neighbor's beagle for getting in her trash cans.

[gracious]

Puts her Christmas tree at the end of her neighbour's driveway in August.

[Gromit]

Outstanding series of exchanges between Gracious and Ness (#26975-26982)...

Rumor: Didn't realize the Ghost of Christmas Past was eight months overbooked.

[Gerard91]

^ Goes to the church of Saint soap.

[Sprelious]

Goes to the church of what the hell day is it saints

[thebrainpolice]

^ Thinks Eric Clapton is God.

[UnrulyR3d]

^ thinks Mariah Carey is God.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Has to do 50 hail Mariah's as penance for her sins.

[Sprelious]

Has to sin more

[gracious]

^ Regularly commits the sin of self-indulgent laughery.

[Gerard91]

^ regularly eats her hair

[gracious]

^ Has asked for my toenail clippings. I don't even want to know...

[Sprelious]

Has a bag of toenail clippings to send to him.

[Munglik]

^ has woven a shirt with ^^'s pubic hair.

[Sprelious]

Not true. I know you know she keeps the pubes in the same bag.

[gracious]

^'s pube shirt is not woven, it's crocheted.

[Sprelious]

Had too much time on her hands.

[gracious]

^ has a hanging plant holder on backorder once my 'raw material' grows back.

[Sprelious]

Still has too much time on her hands.

[ness2361]

Sucks on his grandson's toes when anxious.