Let's Spread Rumors

[UnrulyR3d]

^ srcretly wishes he were better at brown nosing.

[Sprelious]

Is really Dennis Rodman.

[UnrulyR3d]

Lol! ^wishes he were as cool as me.

[Sprelious]

True, but you're still Dennis Rodman.

[UnrulyR3d]

^ still upset that I stole Carmen from him.

Dude look at me. I am Dennis effing Rodman. Who wouldn't want a peace of me?
Btw you are more than welcome to my sloppy seconds. It' all good.

[Sprelious]

Can I just say yuck!

[UnrulyR3d]

^is a very gentle soul.

[Sprelious]

Is way to kind

[DoubleEntendre]

Feels like dancing right now.

[venuspop]

^ dressed to kill. :p

[UnrulyR3d]

^ also dress to kill.

[venuspop]

^ dressed to the nines.

[UnrulyR3d]

^ addressed the other puppies in her pen today.

[venuspop]

^ left all the other puppies in stitches... from laughing.

[ness2361]

wrote on her stitched up gingham dog and calico cat with florescent pens.

[Sprelious]

Miss America 1982

[WoodsWoman]

Does needlepoint in his free time.

[Sprelious]

Comes here in her spare time

[UnrulyR3d]

^ can not spare the time.

[Sprelious]

Can not spare a dme.

[GenessorDios]

An eye for an i, that's why ^ is half blind and a poor spellist.

[UnrulyR3d]

Keeps the spare I in his secret locker.

[Sprelious]

The I was stolen by my I stealing phone.

[UnrulyR3d]

^ likes to blame phone for stealing his dog as well.

[Sprelious]

Blames the dog for stealing her phone.

[GenessorDios]

After months of being stalked by ^, :curtain: is considering just going out with him to see if their combined shynesses will cause an implosion.

[venuspop]

^'s combined shyness with :curtain: did cause a notable implosion.

[Sprelious]

Has a thing for half faced men

[venuspop]

Adores robots with storage lockers. :p

[thebrainpolice]

^ Hides pot in robots with storage lockers.

[venuspop]

^ Hides pots of bots in robots with storage lockers.

[UnrulyR3d]

^ hides inside my hair.

[newday]

^hides hair balls

[thebrainpolice]

^ Is raising a colony of insects in her hair.

Edit: descends from the sky and pecks people to death.

[venuspop]

^ eats scandals for breakfast.

[Synapse]

^ has a snake fetish.

[Sprelious]

Nervous

[gracious]

^ Spartan

[GenessorDios]

^ thought VVVVVV was a documentary in game form.

[gracious]

^ bankrupted his business as a fortune teller.

[WoodsWoman]

^is current owner of that business.

[gracious]

^ Thinks I didn't see that coming.

[Sprelious]

Has no business being in that business cause there's no business like show business

[gracious]

^ Applied to take over Charlie Sheen's role in 2.5 Men and when turned away applied to be Demi Moore's substitute armcandy.

[Sprelious]

Happy about this turn of events, as it leaves Aston available.

[gracious]

Follows Ashton's tweets religiously.

[Sprelious]

^Is the president of Ashton's fan club

[gracious]

^ Prefers Topher Grace

[thebrainpolice]

^ Red Forman thinks she's a dumb ass.

[gracious]

^ Basically Fez without the dancing skills.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Lost a spelling bee to Kelso.

[gracious]

^ Laughs like Kitty Forman

[thebrainpolice]

Ate all of Hyde's "special" brownies.

[Sprelious]

^Has children in 48 states

[UnrulyR3d]

^ has 48 children in one state.

[Sprelious]

^Has stated 48 different things about children

[UnrulyR3d]

^ states that he likes children.

[venuspop]

^ has 48 children. :p

[UnrulyR3d]

^ loves babysitting my 48 eight children. :p (right back at you)

[gracious]

^ Actually has only one child who is 48.

[venuspop]

Thinks for 48 seconds before every posts.

[UnrulyR3d]

^ thinks less than 48 seconds before every post.

[venuspop]

Blinks 48 times before sleeping.

[UnrulyR3d]

^ kicks 48 times in her sleep.

[venuspop]

Snores 48 times before the night is through.

[UnrulyR3d]

Tosses 48 times before rooster crows.

[venuspop]

Trained said damn roosters to crow 48 times so I had to wake up.

[GenessorDios]

^'s special skill is making special sauce out of Special K to put on special brownies for special kids.

[ness2361]

Lunar-Simpson's notable is using the word special five times in one sentence.

[GenessorDios]

Oh yeah?! Well, ^'s notable has gone on holiday, never to return because of her terrible habit of omitting important

[UnrulyR3d]

^ still has a milk mustache.

[venuspop]

^ is an important political diplomat from the Far East.

[Sprelious]

Has 107 cats

[thebrainpolice]

^ Is constantly coughing up hairballs.

[venuspop]

^'s hair is made up of knotted hair balls that ^^ coughed up.

[Munglik]

Is an alien parasite feeding on the brains of dogs

[UnrulyR3d]

^ is that poor dog. I'm sorry.

[venuspop]

Is not. :p (sorry ... I meant.)

[UnrulyR3d]

Wishes she were though.

[Munglik]

Wants to cuddle with venuspop

[venuspop]

Good Heavens! You think? :shocked:

^ teases.

[Munglik]

Speaks the truth

[venuspop]

^ is not dressed. :p

[Munglik]

Isn't dressed either ;)

[gracious]

^ Should know better than to feed birds while unclothed.

[Synapse]

^ pecks at other's peckers (or lack thereof).

[Sprelious]

Gives out Bingo words indiscriminately.

[gracious]

^ Holds grudges

[Sprelious]

Steals apples out of a neighbor's tree

[gracious]

Holds the ladder and bushel for me.

[Sprelious]

Gladly

Has been stalking Chistopher Plummer

[gracious]

Has been stalking Christopher Guest (and calls him Nigel).

[Sprelious]

Has been stalking Drew Barrymore.

[Munglik]

Has a plan involving candy, a moustache and a van.

[Sprelious]

Sleeping in a dumpster at dumping time.

[WoodsWoman]

^is the current governor of the state in which he resides.

[Munglik]

Has invented a coctail named the "Woody Goody"

[WoodsWoman]

^doesn't realize it's a Molotov in disguise.

[Sprelious]

^Doesn't know this is the rumor thread, not the insult thread.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Wrote that post while he was on the toilet.

[UnrulyR3d]

^ posted this while passing by the stall.

[Sprelious]

^ has a camera in my bathroom and that's just wrong.

[UnrulyR3d]

^ wanted me to post the pictures in the member pictures thread. *shakes head*

[gracious]

^ posted them on facebook instead.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Gave those pictures a "like"

[gracious]

^ Tried to poke me.

[datagirl]

^keeps sending out Farmville invitations

[gracious]

^ insists on always maintaining a prime number of facebook friends.

[AkaruiRain]

^ Can't bear to watch PETA videos.

[Sprelious]

^is a member in good standing with PETA

[gracious]

^ is a member in good standing with Pamela Anderson.

[Sprelious]

^ is Pamela Anderson

[gracious]

^ the Hoff.

[Sprelious]

^ just loved Baywatch

[gracious]

^ still does that beach run in his living room with a surfboard.

[Sprelious]

^Still doesn't know it's a rescue board

[gracious]

^ Can't swim, but I let him borrow my whistle.

[ness2361]

^ Drowned and haunts neighbor's kiddie pool.

[UnrulyR3d]

^ likes to scare the youngings. (one of them being me)

[venuspop]

^ is only just past puberty.

[Gromit]

^hasn't been the same since "The Gravy Train Incident".

[UnrulyR3d]

^ hasn't been the same since the gravy hit.

[Gromit]

^has never tasted gravy but has worn it.

[venuspop]

^ hasn't got a stitch on him.

[Sprelious]

Is thinking about Alpo

[thebrainpolice]

^ Eats dog food.

[venuspop]

^ is a communist.

[UnrulyR3d]

^ grew up with socialist parents. Hehe.

[venuspop]

^ is a socialist socialite. :p

[Munglik]

Is stalins grand-daughter

[venuspop]

^ is a nudist.

[UnrulyR3d]

^ although much younger in age, is stalin's great aunt. Go figure?

Edit snaked

^ also a nudist.
Now now just because you wear a pink scarf, it doesn't make you fully clothe.

[venuspop]

Great aunt? ^'s mine! :p

[Sprelious]

Is related to everyone somehow.

[Gromit]

^is searching for that long lost "Kissin' Cousin"

[gracious]

^ fathered by Snoopy.

[Sprelious]

Is actually the Red Baron

[thebrainpolice]

^ Huge Dungeons and Dragons fan.

[Sprelious]

^Huge. Like a biscut under 400 huge.

[GenessorDios]

Every time ^ tries to use his newly attained Veteran member status to pull ladies at a bar, he gets rejected. They're all like Umm, I only go for Core, loser.

[Negativezero]

^picks up ladies at the bar, slices them up at home, and serves them to the homeless at soup kitchens

[thebrainpolice]

^ Pees in public swimming pools.

[Negativezero]

^eats soup at the Kitchen GenessorDios volunteers at

[thebrainpolice]

^ Bathes in said soup.

[Negativezero]

^enjoys the soup more after a hot sweaty man bathes in it. Something about the taste of fresh nutsack sweat in his soup...

[thebrainpolice]

^ Is constantly begging me to share my soup with him.

[Negativezero]

^Doesn't share his soup and steals from the homeless

[ness2361]

^ steals other persons' jokes.

[thebrainpolice]

^^ I do share my soup with you when you help me rob the homeless. Damn it. That soup needs to be earned.

^ Spies on me and snakes me just to make me mad.

[Negativezero]

^Auctions off jokes on the black market

[GenessorDios]

Ever since his stroke, ^ has been using only :blank:.

[Negativezero]

^gets drunk at church and screams obscenities till kicked out. Show's up next week dressed in a different disguise and does the same thing again.

[Gromit]

^Has tried to market homeless person sweat to the nouveau riche.

[Negativezero]

^has the world record for longer time without a shower or bath

[Sprelious]

Has been screaming for than a month

[Negativezero]

^didn't pay attention when they taught grammar in school

[Sprelious]

Actually reads my posts

[Negativezero]

^dated a hippie with a crack addiction

[GenessorDios]

Many men have tried to shake ^, but he twists his cords like double helix hasn't shown them what he's made of.

[venuspop]

^ wears a pink scarf.

[GenessorDios]

^ uses an extra long spoon when eating because she wants to make sure the food gets all the way to her small intestine.

[ness2361]

^ Starts his morning with a double shot of 151 Puerto Rican rum.

[Negativezero]

^didn't watch cartoons as a kid

[Distance]

^ caught stalking Scarlett Johansson.

[GenessorDios]

Who can talk only when their mouth is full and consequently gained seven kilos after a recent speech?

^!

[venuspop]

^ wears a chastity belt! :p

[thebrainpolice]

^ Isn't wearing anything.

[Munglik]

Is an illusion

[venuspop]

Is a puzzlement.

[GenessorDios]

By my count, ^ weighs only 80 pounds. Of course, I count using a hexavigesimal numeral system.

[Sprelious]

Wants us to do the math. No chance.

[Munglik]

Has actually done the math but won't admit it.

[Sprelious]

Hmmm. How you know dat

Is clairvoyant

[thebrainpolice]

^ Has more hair on his back than his head.

[Sprelious]

Has no hair and is Albino

[GenessorDios]

Overconfident about his skills with the ladies, ^ bought a rubber stamp custom-made from a mould of his lips before going to college. Sadly, it's been collecting dust since the first and only time he's used it, on his reflection.

[Sprelious]

Makes his own money

[Synapse]

^ dreams about money.

[Munglik]

Dreams about sprelious

[GenessorDios]

^.

^, ^, ^.

When will he learn that it's not okay to kick people's televisions in twain just because they kinda look like footballs?

[Sprelious]

Abused electricity again

[Negativezero]

^had sex with a bag full of silk puppies

[Sprelious]

^Dated Miss November ....... 1962

[ness2361]

^ wore his older sister's training bra just once to feel what it would be like...

[gracious]

^ Purchased that bra on ebay for $15 plus applicable shipping and handling.

[Sprelious]

*Modeling Bra in the full length* What bra, huh?

^Checking my mail now, huh?

[Gromit]

Prefers the term "Man Breasts" to "Man Boobs".

[ness2361]

Hiding Rudolph-the-Reindeer red glowing nose under a japanned leather one.

[Gromit]

Holds a secret flame for the Abominable Snow Monster (aka Bumble) sans teeth.

[Kozality]

can't go to sleep without a shot of bourbon in the water dish (playing off Gromit's avatar here. =)

(amidoinitrite?)

[GenessorDios]

(amidoinitrite?)No. You're either missing a close parenthesis or you have an incomplete formula.

Ten bucks says that ^ believes in talking money.

[Sprelious]

Way to picky. I thought it was all very clever. However you're probably right about the money thing. No bet here.

[GenessorDios]

Way to be picky.Thanks.

Insecure about his incomplete puberty, ^ has been employing the comb-under for decades; tying his luscious head hair into knots under his chin.

[Sprelious]

Is jealous of my hair for obvious reasons.

[Munglik]

Fought in the battle of Hastings.

[Sprelious]

This brave Spartan fought at Thermopylae Pass

[gracious]

Fought over a Tickle Me Elmo at Walmart the other day.

[Sprelious]

Has an entire collection of Elmos

[thebrainpolice]

Lives in a dumpster with Oscar the Grouch.

[gracious]

^ Snuffleupagus

[Sprelious]

Bert and Ernie are two of her multiple personalities.

[gracious]

^ Covets Ernie's rubber ducky

[Sprelious]

Knows the song and sings it on the car.

[gracious]

^ Writes lewd stories about Kermit and Miss Piggy.

[Sprelious]

Films them

[gracious]

< Earns more than you'd think off those films.

^ Does not protect his intellectual property.

[Sprelious]

Has no intellectual property. The insult is hidden. You'll have to ask someone.

[gracious]

^ Asked an INTP to decode the insult and they said you were hallucinating.

[Sprelious]

Has a tendency to believe everything she hears

[gracious]

^ Should not be told what the voices in my head are saying about him.

[thebrainpolice]

^ The voices in her head say she needs to watch more football.

[GenessorDios]

^ has been wanting to make and sell an INTJf soft toy for the longest time but has yet to figure out how to capture the forum's essence in a tangible form.

[gracious]

^ Helped to source the bisphenol-A for the soft toy in development.

[GenessorDios]

^'s new high concept, super-slow mo sitcom failed miserably when people tuned out seven hours into the 27-hour premiere episode.

[gracious]

^ failed to recognize that show was football.

[GenessorDios]

While others fist-pump, ^'s method of expressing elation is to fire a gun at her head. Thankfully, she's a lousy shot, but she's had to compensate ten employees' families so far.

[Sprelious]

Invented the mistake

[Munglik]

Some say he has three nipples and that he spends way too much time in these threads.
All we know is... He's called sprelious.

[Sprelious]

^Has three foot armpit hair

[gracious]

Is a hairless albino.

[thebrainpolice]

She has walrus gumboot, spinal cracker, and feet down below her knee.

[gracious]

^ The lost Beatle.

[Aphorism]

^Believes dinosaurs are a conspiracy to cover over Elvis' Cretaceous period tours.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Keith Richards look alike.

[Munglik]

Walked into Mordor

[gracious]

Friended Gollum on facebook.

[thebrainpolice]

Has a friends with benefits relationship with Sauron.

[Munglik]

Dug too greedily and too deep.

[gracious]

Dug the graves of 3 random hookers.

[Munglik]

Wrote the dead sea scrolls as a bit of fanfiction for a bible-forum.

[Sprelious]

Wrote several hundred quatrains

[ness2361]

Rode Kasey Chambers' Freight Train all the way down the line, bay-bee.

[Negativezero]

^Had a traumatic childhood, a bed wetting problem up to the age of 17, liked setting things on fire, harmed and killed small animals, has a ring finger longer than the index finger, and pretends to be vulnerable to gain the trust of others.

[Sprelious]

Was the dictator of a small country.

[Negativezero]

^poor bastard never knew his father or had very much money

[ness2361]

^ Has me confused with my oldest brother and older sister regarding most of ^^^ but got the traumatic childhood part right.

Oh, Spread RUMORS:

Is Mel Gibson's press secretary. (Poor Mel.)

[Sprelious]

^Is sharp tonight

[DeepThought]

Really loves that maple syrup if you know what I mean.

[Sprelious]

^Has a digital wife, if you know what I mean

[Gromit]

^Is afraid to tell Scully about the hair growing out of her ear.

[Sprelious]

^Hasn't looked closely enough at Scully. Smart IS sexy.

[ness2361]

^ Doesn't remember my sending you photos of my family: my cat Gizmo IS attractive. I think it's the formal attire, the sweet expression that can turn bad-boy without notice, the way he pushes his paw against my mouth when I stop petting him, how he cuddles in my lap when I'm feeling down. What a lovey... I have no idea what thread I'm in, and this should surprise no one who knows me.

[thebrainpolice]

^ Is scatterbrained.

[Wry Satyr]

^states the obvious while distracted by viewing porn on another site.

[Munglik]

Is a nigerian prince.

[Wry Satyr]

collects quills from birds who have fed from his hand so that he may re-enact scenes from the movie Quills.

[Sprelious]

Is somewhat devilish

[Munglik]

Was fashion adviser for the Nazi-Party

[Sprelious]

Was a food critic in Communist Russia.

[GenessorDios]

The near-hysterical terror ^ feels at the sight of a Roomba is due to their uncanny classification of him as general waste and subsequent determination to execute their program to lethal extents.