Let's Spread Rumors

[azelismia]

Terian and Clyde go way back, they travel from world to world sparring with each other about the others dour nature for teh amusement of mere mortals

[ClydeB]

I hear azelismia doesn't get either of us since she's actually got those Judas coins and all the perks that go along with them.

[azelismia]

Clyde knows that isn't true since he stole them from her with the power he had from that deal with the devil

[ClydeB]

azelismia should know there's no point in making deals with yourself :devilish:

[Nikita]

Clyde lost the battle when the Devil Went Down to Georgia. His soul burns eternally.

[azelismia]

NIkita is a werewolf who lives on cocopuffs.

[Nikita]

(lol)

azelismia wanted to be a vampire so badly that she broke a Louisville Slugger in half and stabbed her neck with it

[ClydeB]

Nikita really likes those Louisville Sluggers, But not the splinters.

[rara avis]

Clyde uses chilled rocky mountain oysters to relieve the bags under his eyes.

[Nikita]

Rara has been very very naughty...she wants a spanking.

[ClydeB]

Nikita is all about burning books. She does it for the children.

[Nikita]

Clyde is currently wearing a blonde wig and balloon boobs. I have photographs.

[ClydeB]

Nikita needs to respect the restraining order.

[Nikita]

Clyde catches flies on his tongue...the metallic kind.

[rara avis]

Nikita licks the juice off vienna sausages.

[tp6626]

rara still has the millenium bug...

[rara avis]

TP has a lazy eye.

[azelismia]

raraavis is a bird who can't get off the ground

[Nikita]

azelismia is a game thread convert!

[azelismia]

Hey! you watch what you say about me! I might get prickly!

Nikita is a big ol meanie who says horrid mean nasty things!

[Nikita]

azelismia is a famous tongue-in-cheek commentator

[azelismia]

Nikita tests the ripeness of fruit at the grocery store by licking it for ripeness. She's been banned from every store with in a 15 mile radius of her house.

[Nikita]

azelismia steals eggs from the local birds' nests and throws them at children waiting at bus stops

[tp6626]

Azelismia has no interest in ornithology... (obviously!)

[azelismia]

tp6626 would throw eggs at kids at bus stops but they beat him up when he tries it.

[Nikita]

tp is so slow his walker-laden grandmother lapped him...but Azelismia is even slower...on the uptake

[tp6626]

And Nikita keeps butting in before I finish typing, the slow old fool that I am!

[Nikita]

tp likes to be ornery in the owlery...or is that he gets horny in the owlery...?

[azelismia]

nikita is so slow that even slugs outrun her

[Nikita]

azelismia's back is used for blind people to gain exposure to braille

[tp6626]

azelismia's back is used for blind people to gain exposure to braille
Nikita pretends to be blind so she can grope young men!

[Nikita]

tp asks men in the restroom to hold it for him, hands shaking, pretending to have parkinsons...more than urine comes out of that thing

[azelismia]

nikita invites blind women to grope her regularly. she hangs out in the blind school

[Nikita]

azelismia pretends to be blind and visits the school on days Nikita shows up

[tp6626]

azelismia pretends to be blind and visits the school on days Nikita shows up
Nikita's motto is: "I'm blind... you're blind... lets make sweet blind lovin'"!

[Nikita]

tp is fortunate that love is blind...

[azelismia]

Nikita and Tp have a gorgeous house in the woods together where they like to sing pretty songs on the porch in the evenings while they read their scriptures

[tp6626]

Azelismia does the cleaning

[azelismia]

nikita and tps house has been cleaned with dirty toilet water. Especially the dishes

[ClydeB]

I heard that azelismia wants people to kiss her glorious golden ass. Then breaks out a robot when called out about it.

[Reganon]

Clyde wears sock puppets on his hands. They're the only people who will talk to him.

[ClydeB]

Reganon suggested using sock puppets so I don't chafe as much and can get a little sockpuppet oral. Says she loves it.

[Reganon]

Clyde is referring to the pet sheep he named Reganon. The sheep won't talk to him after last night's "incident." That's why the sock puppets.

[ClydeB]

I hear Reganon thinks she is a sheep sometimes. Should be interesting to catch her doing it and shear her. Then listen to her baaaaa.

[Reganon]

ClydeB is an animal molester. When he gets rejected by people, he turns to his pets and... let's just say it isn't pretty to watch.

[ClydeB]

reganon is just a pervert in sheep's clothing. Especially when visiting ClydeB

[Reganon]

ClydeB thinks speaking in third person is sexy. It's not.

[ClydeB]

I hear that deep down, Reganon is a very nice and sweet person. Deep down. Very deep. Expeditions have been lost down there trying to pinpoint it.

[Reganon]

ClydeB only theorizes that such sweetness exists. (I assure you it cannot be proved)

ClydeB purposely slips on banana peels because it's the only way he can make people laugh. (By the way, they're laughing at you...)

[Nikita]

Reganon wears a cape wherever she goes and when people give her funny looks, she extends her right arm before her and yells, "Zoom zoom to the moon!"

[Reganon]

(I do love my capes...)
Nikita lacks the self esteem to pull off wearing a cape in public.

[Nikita]

Reganon thinks wearing a cape is a sign of high self esteem...as opposed to it being a desperate cry for attention, thus indicating rather low self esteem.

[Reganon]

Nikita's self esteem is so low that the mole people pity her

[Nikita]

Reganon is Queen of the Mole people, she's covered in them, big hairy ones!

[Reganon]

Nikita is the Queen of the underworld. If only she had some flesh to be covered in moles...

[Nikita]

Reganon has spider veins so bad her legs look like a river-laden map.

[Reganon]

Nikita thinks her psoriasis is sexy... she would be mistaken

[Nikita]

Reganon has salt and pepper hair, well dark hair with a whole lot of dandruff.

[Reganon]

Nikita has a nasty rash from holding that gun for so long. I think it's time for you to wash your hands...

[Nikita]

Reganon keeps trying to get me to wash my hands between her thighs.

[Reganon]

Nikita wishes she could touch my thighs, but I keep telling her I don't swing that way.

[Nikita]

Reganon proposed to me while swinging from a chinese basket. Oh she swings, alright...and all night!

[Nihilum]

*sigh* I can't think of anything else.

[Nikita]

Nihilum can't function on too little sleep...he's a pampered mama's boy.

[Reganon]

Nikita takes lonely fat girls to the prom.

[Zzyber]

Reganon takes lonely fat grandmothers to the prom.

[Reganon]

Zzyber is a cat burglar. He robs kittens of their cuteness.

[Nikita]

Reganon steals the cuteness of the kittens and keeps it for herself.

[Reganon]

Nikita hoards gummy bears like Warren Buffet hoards money.

[Nikita]

Reganon mud wrestles alligators.

[Reganon]

and wins!

Nikita cannot afford to pay the electric bill so she uses natural lighting instead. (That's why her home is littered with the carcasses of dead fireflies)

[Nikita]

Reganon makes candles out of her earwax. And she's so anal about "waste not want not" that she eats the stubs.

[Reganon]

Nikita once pleaded stupid in traffic court.

[Nikita]

Reganon tried to plead guilty to being a heartbreaker. The judge laughed and decided she'd be better off in an insane asylum surrounded by mirrors.

[Reganon]

Nikita enjoys making love to mirrors.

[Nikita]

Reganon installed a mirror on her ceiling before her last date. He was on the bottom and turned to stone when he saw the boils on Reganon's butt.

[Reganon]

Nikita will not give anyone the time of day... because she doesn't know how to read a clock

[Nikita]

Reganon inspired Weird Al's "White & Nerdy"

[Reganon]

Nikita is the star of Morbidly Obese Albert.

[Nikita]

Reganon wore a bikini at the beach this past summer and everyone ran screaming when she finished her swim, they thought that a dark-haired Yeti emerged from the water.

[Reganon]

Nikita doesn't own any bikinis. They don't make them in size 'miniature hippo' anymore.

[Nikita]

Reganon caresses her spare tires in bed...all four of them.

[Reganon]

Nikita is Carmen Sandiego's unhygienic twin. She started her own evil organization called BILE.

[Nikita]

Reganon didn't meet the intellectual or diabolical requirements to join EMBER: Evil Masterminds Bringing Evisceration Resolutely.

[Reganon]

Nikita is now an illegal substance in 32 states.

[Nikita]

And Reganon is tripping on me.

[Nihilum]

Reganon *and* Nikita suffer from posting too much on the game forums.

[Nikita]

Nihilum is just jealous because all his base are belong to ME!

[Reganon]

Nikita refuses to take out the trash. She just lets it pile up around the can.

[Nikita]

Reganon promised she'd sober up, but if she wants me to take out the trash I'll haul her ass outside right now!

[Reganon]

Nikita couldn't hurt a fly. Her aim is too lousy.

[Nikita]

Reganon was silly to say that after I just shot the wings off the flies buzzing around her open legs.

[Reganon]

Nikita also takes orders from a giant loom. Silly Nikita, looms can't speak...

[azelismia]

Reaganon thinks pocket protectors are sexy, even if a guy is wearing them she ignores the guy and steals his pocket protector and does disgusting things to it.

[Nikita]

azelismia is threading the bobbin as we speak, if you know what I mean.

[Reganon]

Nikita thinks she can curve bullets, but really she just has bad aim.

(And it's Reganon - not Reaganon)

[Nikita]

Reganon is really sensitive about her name and her cuteness...she must be hiding something...unfortunately nobody really cares what it is.

[Reganon]

Nikita prefers to be called by her real name, Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo.

[ClydeB]

I heard Reganon's cuteness is kept in a jar by her bedside.

[Nikita]

Clyde keeps his manhood in a jar by his bedside. He only takes it out to play with the neighborhood's stray dog.

[ClydeB]

I hear that Nikita keeps her weapons under her pillow, next to the bed, on the dresser, by the lamp, over the door, behind the toilet, in the closet, and in a spring loaded fast release cradle behind the top of the headboard. Just in case.

[azelismia]

I heard Clydes kind can't use a bed. they're forced to sleep upside down in the closet.

[Nikita]

azelismia was mugged last night, but when she took out her gun to defend herself, she couldn't figure out how to release the safety. She was such a nice woman...

[ClydeB]

I hear Nikita suffers from pistol envy.

[Nikita]

ClydeB hears a lot, too bad he can't see much of anything.

[rara avis]

Nikita suffers from testicular torsion.

[Nikita]

rara has really bad psoriasis...they call her marinrara.

[azelismia]

Nikita can type but she is really a talented hairless sphynx cat who gets on her persons laptop when they aren't home. .

[Nikita]

azelismia knows a way to get on top of somebody when they aren't there!

[rahdam]

Nikita was mounted by Azelismia. She submitted to strikes from the mount. If you know what I mean.

[Reganon]

rahdam goes streaking in daylight for the thrill of it- that is the thrill of seeing the horrified looks on people's faces when they see his horribly deformed body.

[rahdam]

Reganon got wet when she saw Rahdam.

[Reganon]

Rahdam also likes to spit on his victims.

[rahdam]

Reganon likes to be "spit" on...if you know what I mean.

[Nikita]

rahdam changed his own oil using Canola oil.

[rahdam]

Nikita got her oil checked by Rahdam.

[Reganon]

Rahdam spits on people to make up for his inability to generate semen (sorry my word choice becomes questionable late at night)

[rahdam]

Reganon has a thing for seamen.

[Reganon]

Rahdam wishes he were as rough and tough as sailors because he's as smooth and hairless as a baby's bottom.

[rahdam]

Reganon's bottom is smooth and hairless...I would know.

[Nikita]

rahdam pays for cheap hookers at every port of call

[rahdam]

Nikita was great...if you ever travel to Hong Kong, you should check her out. She's a steal for $10.

[Reganon]

Rahdam has extremely low standards if he thinks $10 was a steal. More like 10 cents.

[Nikita]

rahdam doesn't realize that my twin brother is the one working Hong Kong...better clean that fudge stick...by the way, Reganon is my brother

[rahdam]

Nikita and her twin brother come for $10. They both apparently have breasts.

[Reganon]

Rahdam has breasts. I told him not to take steroids, but...

[Nikita]

Reganon wears a jock strap to hold in her wobbly bits...and NO, she is not a man...

[rahdam]

Nikita and Reganon know Rahdam is a man. On the inside, in the inner most recesses, they know.

[Nikita]

I know that rahdam, inside, in the inner most recesses of himself, thinks he is a man...his dainty limbs and hip swaying walk say otherwise...

[rahdam]

Nikita fails to realize that Rahdam does have powerful hips from his BJJ training. His limbs may appear dainty, but only next to the drapery that is Nikita's flabby, fat arms.

[Nikita]

rahdam has bat wings

[Reganon]

Nikita is Bigbird

[rahdam]

Nikita only paints part of the picture. Rahdam is Batman. Bring it, bitches.

[Nikita]

rahdam calls his Schwinn the Batmobile...everyone else laughs behind his back

[Reganon]

Rahdam screens calls because he's antisocial

and because Nikita won't stop calling him

[rahdam]

Nikita is confusing the "batmobile" with the Batmobile. You might too, if you ... yielded to the "batmobile" every night.

Reganon calls me every day, and it gets annoying.

[Reganon]

Rahdam is a shameless kilt wearer. He says real men wear skirts.

[Nikita]

Reganon should know, she's wearing one right now.

[Reganon]

That's because Nikita likes to pistol whip anyone who's not wearing a skirt

[rahdam]

Reganon got her eye poked out when my kilt flung up.
Nikita is a dominated dominatrix.

[Reganon]

Rahdam likes to poke out people's eyes because he's ugly and it's the only way they'll ever get close to him.

[Nikita]

Reganon breaks mirrors just by glancing sideways in them.

[rahdam]

Nikita would be better named Narcissus. She fell in love with herself while staring in the shiny eyes of Reganon, who was turned to stone by the hideosity that is Nikita.

[Reganon]

Rahdam doesn't use mirrors anymore. He got them all white and sticky.

[rahdam]

Did I mention that Reganon has very shiny eyes?

[Nikita]

Rahdam manufactures his own hair gel with just a flick of his wrist.

[rahdam]

Nikita and Reganon are my most valuable customers.

[Nikita]

Rahdam is never lacking for protein...his aim is also getting really good.

[Reganon]

Nikita likes to go swimming in Rahdam's "hair gel"

[rahdam]

Nikita has been an excellent training partner in that respect.

[Reganon]

Rahdam likes to act all big and tough because, in real life, his name is Percy.

[rahdam]

Percy is my pet name for Reganon.

[Nikita]

rahdam's user name really came from this cheerleading incident in which he cried out, "Rah, Rah, sis-boom-bah, Rah, Rah, damn I broke a nail!"

[rahdam]

Nikita was a cheerleader in high school. She was the manly one doing all the lifts.

[Nikita]

rahdam was the wimp on top of the pyramid

[rahdam]

I did manage to Scale the Great Pyramid...Nikita calls me a wimp...really now?

[Nikita]

rahdam depends on his mirror for his sense of self-worth

[rahdam]

Nikita depends upon her intelligence for her sense of self-worth..an unintelligent decision.

[Nikita]

rahdam is unable to depend on his *cough*intelligence*cough* for anything

[rahdam]

Nikita wears depends.

[Nikita]

rahdam keeps duct tape and a tranquilizer gun in his trunk

[rahdam]

Nikita has strange fantasies.

[Nikita]

rahdam thinks he is fulfilling fantasies when he uses his dark materials

[rahdam]

Nikita left some dark materials on her bosses desk last week...REAL classy.

[Nikita]

rahdam is on the chopping block at work for sending ransom letters to his boss upon kidnapping her poodle

[rahdam]

Nikita is on the chopping block for her inability to decide.

[Nikita]

rahdam has Pness envy, he's growing tired of having his stick in someone else's mud

[rahdam]

Nikita confused the hell out of Rahdam...it sounds like an anal sex joke, but it doesn't exactly jive with the Pness envy...

[Nikita]

rahdam is easily lost in the labyrinth of Nikita's mind...he'll never find the cheese, poor mouse

[rahdam]

Nikita fails to realize that Rahdam is in her mind.

[Nikita]

rahdam has been curled up in the fetal position, white-haired, and sucking his thumb since his first venture into Nikita's mind

[rahdam]

Rahdam has Nikita surrounded, but she cannot see the trap.

[Nikita]

Rahdam underestimates Nikita's vertical summits.

[rahdam]

Nikita is vertically challenged. A real mental midget, if you will.

[thatfox]

Rahdam would know, since he is just a tad shorter than her.

[rahdam]

Thatfox has one eye.

[Nikita]

rahdam is turned on by cyclopes

[rahdam]

Nikita knows the correct plural of cyclops...honestly, who DOES that?

[Nikita]

rahdam obviously knew it, too, if he knew I was correct

[rahdam]

Nikita thought that a yellow man on Fox wrote the Odyssey.

[Nikita]

rahdam's favorite character was Smithers, and his least favorite was Mr. Burns, oh the burning jealousy (pun intended)

[thatfox]

Nikita was one of the Suitors in the novel.

[rahdam]

Nikita made racially insensitive remakes about Abu.

[Nikita]

thatfox likes to get racially insensitive on rahdam's dark meat, if you know what I mean...oh and don't worry, it's just a little infection, he'll be all better in no time

[rahdam]

Nikita loves meat like a fat kid loves cake.

[Nikita]

rahdam starts the Cocktail tomorrow, should have used a condom on old Marsellus

[rahdam]

Nikita was the original carrier.

[Nikita]

rahdam drives a Pu**y Wagon

[rahdam]

Rahdam has many prosistutes on his wagon, Nikita being his cheapest option.

[Nikita]

rahdam is unclean and derelict...priests ask him for tips on how to discreetly do their thing...

[abski83]

Nikita wears satin briefs over her spandex to sleep.
Rahdam wears only plastic panties to parties.
Thatfox wears flammable diapers under his overflowing dress to school.

[rahdam]

Abski83 shoots fireballs from her asshole.

[Nikita]

abski wears a straight jacket and diapers...rahdam's kinky like that

[rahdam]

Nikita is actually quite boring in the sack.

[Nikita]

rahdam's never had Nikita, this is just another pathetic attempt at shaming me into the sack

[rahdam]

Nikita has been had by Rahdam. She is pathetic in her denial.

[Nikita]

Rahdam's ego can't admit the truth...let it go, dude.

[rahdam]

"Let it go"..that's what she said when she got tired.

[Nikita]

tired of hearing rahdam beg, I swear dogs have more pride

[rahdam]

Nikita begged...I held out, but then she pulled a gun to my head. So I had to pull out my gun.

[Nikita]

rahdam admitted to rape

[rahdam]

Nikita has strange fantasies, as stated.

[Nikita]

rahdam tried to sell tickets to his gun show, but BBs don't draw much of a crowd

[rahdam]

Nikita is a card carrying member of the NRA...The National Rapist Association.

[Nikita]

rahdam is the President and Founding Member

[rahdam]

Of the United Nations. Nikita is jealous.

[Nikita]

you mean the UNRA - the United National Rapists Association, rahdam thought it needed expansion since Nikita began hunting down and killing the stateside members

[rahdam]

Rahdam shot Nikita 9 times...and she DOES walk with a limp!

[Nikita]

rahdam failed to realize that the old wives' tale about the cat having 9 lives was false, it's actually 69 - she only limps like Verbal Kint...so rahdam better watch out

[rahdam]

Nikita is limp. Someone forgot to take his blue pill tonight.

[Nikita]

rahdam's disappointed, he was hoping for a good rogering

[rahdam]

Nikita had to take one for the team...from the team.

[Nikita]

rahdam is my team

[rahdam]

Nikita is a good teammate.

[Nikita]

rahdam sings Puff the Magic Dragon during the playoffs

[rahdam]

Nikita is a fan of Raffy.

[Nikita]

rahdam tastes like rubber cement

[rahdam]

Nikita tried to break a concrete brick with her head. We ought to give her that special consideration when we evaluate the content of her thoughts.

[Nikita]

rahdam really should eat more fruit and quit spinning yarns

[rahdam]

Nikita provided a perfect example of the effects of her unfortunate accident.

[Nikita]

rahdam is such a sensitive little F

[rahdam]

Nikita is an INTJ.

[Nikita]

rahdam is an ESFP

[rahdam]

Nikita is DUMB

[Nikita]

rahdam's name b' mud!

[rahdam]

Nikita likes Lolita.

[Nikita]

so does rahdam, he fancies himself Humbert Humbert

[rahdam]

Nikita internally refers to the character as humpbert humpbert.

[RetroRick21]

Nikita and rahdam smoke crack and never sleep.

[rahdam]

RetroRick smokes crack...if you know what I mean.

[RetroRick21]

rahdam, which crack? Your crack?

[rahdam]

RetroRick will smoke ANY crack.

[Nikita]

rahdam only likes high quality crack

[RetroRick21]

rahdam sounds like a veteran crack smoker speaking from experience.

[rahdam]

Nikita tried to snort powdered sugar as a child.

Rick's mouth is an ecosystem with diversity that rivals the rest of the entire planet.

[RetroRick21]

Nikita tried, but the bloody nose proved it to be indeed powdered bleach.

[Nikita]

rahdam supports bacteria because he knows they're the only culture some people have...a visual aid ^

[rahdam]

Nikita's entire body is covered in bacteria.

[Nikita]

rahdam was TOLD that i didn't want a pearl necklace...*glare* he will pay

[rahdam]

Nikita punched Rahdam. She hurt her fist. Real tough girl.

[Nikita]

rahdam takes pleasure in hurting little girls

[rahdam]

Nikita is right, when the girl is Nikita.

[Nikita]

rahdam never backs down from a challenge, even against insurmountable odds...it's why he's missing 3 limbs

[rahdam]

Nikita only needs Rahdam to have one limb.

[Nikita]

she'd benefit more if rahdam knew how to use it

[rahdam]

Nikita sang at a benefit concert for NAMBLA

[Nikita]

she did it in support of Rahdam's lifestyle

[rahdam]

Nikita believes that life is about the lifestyle you want to live.

[Nikita]

rahdam uses the boys and girls club to obtain chattel for his human trafficking ring

[rahdam]

Nikita peed in an empty tequila bottle and set it down. She came back hours later, forgetting her past indiscretions, and drank from the bottle. She then claimed to be "fabulously drunk"...