Analyze yourself

[elsdfr]

This is psychology test! You are going to fail! If you have seen or done these before please do not answer!

The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives.

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST THING that you visualize.

Do NOT think about the questions excessively.


1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

8. What do you do with the cup?

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?

10. How will you cross the water?

[TheLastMohican]

1. My father.
2. A deer.
3. I spot it first, and approach slowly and quietly to see how close I can get. It sees me, stares for a moment, and then bolts.
4. It's rather small as houses go, but a good size for one or two people.
5. No.
6. The table is empty. It is surrounded by about four chairs.
7. It's a ceramic mug.
8. I pick it up and take it back into the house for later use.
9. It's a small lake, about a quarter-mile across.
10. I'll use the rowboat.

[CarolinetheENFP]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
edward
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
bear
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
i ignore it
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
small cottage
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
dont be silly darling of course not
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
navy and white checked table cloth, breakfast
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
china/porcelain tea cup
8. What do you do with the cup?
examine it
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
creek, decent sized brook
10. How will you cross the water?
skipping over on the flat stones





CarolinetheENFP added to this post, 2 minutes and 1 seconds later...

..so what do we do with this information?

[TheLastMohican]

I looked up the interpretations of these answers, and my results are not very accurate. Some things fit, but no more than coincidence would account for.

[rara avis]

1. My dad

2. a chipmunk

3. just watching

4. um, a smallish bungalow- two or three bedroom size.

5. No

6. ...a paint project on the table w/ glasses of water and brushes, mirrors and plants around... a rug...

7. china

8. take it in and wash it

9. a large pond.

10. a canoe



So, do I fail?





rara avis added to this post, 12 minutes and 36 seconds later...

Hm. I looked it up, too, and... meh...

It is true, I have a tendency to just watch and think about my problems... compared to a reasonable ambition to actually fix them. Unfortunate mismatch on my part.

I'll enjoy telling my dad that, to me, our relationship is like a delicate china cup... he'll sprain something rolling his eyes at me.

I don't think he's THE most important person in my life, but I have been thinking a lot about him lately. Especially since he obnoxiously refused to do the MBTI.

My answer was just pretty literal- when I do walk in the woods, 9 times out of 10 in my life, I've been with my dad.


AND! May I say, #6 reminds me of another thread going on right now about the Introversion Conspiracy... I'm actually pretty juiced, thinking about having a lovely big work table, with no people or food at it, messing up my stuff. My idyllic bungalow would have a place for me to do what I love to do.
Just because I don't have people in my little forest retreat, my life is unhappy??? Pfft.

[ElstonGunn]

Would someone mind posting a link or some kind of explanation to this? (Just be careful about spoilers.)


EDIT: I took care of that myself. I'm not quite as lazy as I thought.

Explanations (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)


EDIT 2: Number 10 was very accurate for me. My answer for how I cross the water was "I don't want to."

And why would there be food on the table? I thought I just wandered into this house. Who leaves food on the table? What's that all about? What am I-- the three bears, just waiting for Goldilocks to come in and steal my shit? Bah.

[Hjordis]

1. My best friend
2. a bear
3. it chases me
4. it's a cabin
5. no
6. nothing on it, surrounded by 4 chairs. it was a small, round table
7. Styrofoam
8. i ignore it
9. river
10. why do i want to cross the water? oh, fine. if i must i'll hop on the rocks and swim where necessary like I always do.

Well that was incredibly inaccurate. I think my mood was too logical for this test today. I suppose I could have put people around the table, but I'm in introvert and I'd prefer not to run into random strangers in the woods, so why would I? That's no indication of my happiness. The only one that was really right for me was the first one, which seems obvious that most people would choose someone important to them. Why would I be walking around in the woods with someone I don't like, at least by choice? Perhaps the last one too, but that's stretching it.

[smashy]

This is psychology test! You are going to fail!

I can´t understand the "You are going to fail!"...

[Ijz]

1. The girl I'm currently interested in
2. Wild boar
3. It runs away
4. Average size for 1/2 people
5. No
6. Wooden table, wooden chairs, a vase, some flowers, some fruit
7. Tin
8. Pick it up, examine it
9. Small pond
10. I go around it

Added after reading explanations: I guess that's pretty spot on at where I am right now. The last 2 questions surprised me though.

[OrrDavey]

1. My good friend Casey.
2. A bird.
3. It watches us from atop a tree.
4. Very large.
5. No.
6. It is completely empty. There are chairs around the table - 12 of them.
7. Glass.
8. I leave it alone.
9. It is the ocean.
10. A yacht.

Hohum. I don't think this one is that good - maybe 70% accuracy, and some of them were pretty obvious (IE the fence).

Points 1, 4, 6 were all completely wrong for me.

[radames]

This is psychology test! You are going to fail! If you have seen or done these before please do not answer!

The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives.

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST THING that you visualize.

Do NOT think about the questions excessively.


1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

8. What do you do with the cup?

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?

10. How will you cross the water?

Mother
Black Cat
Hold It
Normal Size, two floors
No Fence
Plates, Stools
Paper Cup
Stomp on it
River
Swim

It is interesting how I completely immersed myself in the water in number 10. In numbers eight and seven I am adopted so I guess that that is pertinent. Also, I first thought of a fence for a split second then it disappeared, a ceramic cup, but maybe not really picking it up. I also thought of chairs but then changed to stools. I thought that the test was trying to garner a "typical" reaction out of me so I decided to mix it up in my "mind's eye."

[Monte314]

1. A dog.
2. A dog... same one.
3. It's happy to see me, comes over... I pet him.
4. Small.
5. No fence.
6. Oval dining table, made of wood. No people, no chairs around the table.
7. Styrofoam.
8. Pick it up... I don't leave litter on the ground.
9. Small lake.
10. Walk around the boundary.

Results fail to fit in virtually every category.

[probity]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Janel

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A Puma

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
We run from it.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
It's big

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Nope.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
Nothing on the table. A lot of chairs around it.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
Tin cup.

8. What do you do with the cup?
Look to see if there's anything in it.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
It's a river.

10. How will you cross the water?
Wade across




It's not very accurate.

[vibrantblade16]

1. a person i didnt see for a long time
2. an eagle
3. i watch it
4. big three stories
5.no
6. 4 chairs with an empty vase and two candles
7. china
8. leave it
9. a lake
10. boat

how do i find the results?





vibrantblade16 added to this post, 4 minutes and 36 seconds later...

never mind i found it. It is mostly correct, except for the last three.

[True Rune]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
God.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it? A bird.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? It flies right past me, it's rather nearby so I watch it pass and continue to watch it fly for a second.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size? You cannot tell because it is a path to the underground.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? No.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
A candle, and a couple chairs..

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of? Styrofoam.. XD

8. What do you do with the cup? Nothing..

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it? Lake.

10. How will you cross the water? Air..



1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is one of the most important people in your life. (Interesting...)

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life. (I didn't mention the size of the bird, but maybe it's airborne capabilities.)

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (Maybe so.)

4.The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems. (lol, I have ambition!)

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a close personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced. (I think this was better answered in the last question.)

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy. (Or introversion? We imagine our safe houses to be places where we can be alone.)

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship. (I suppose the result is true, but the method inaccurate overall.)

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward person in #1. (Don't interfere huh?)

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. (..Or maybe our dreams?)

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life. (LOL)

[Vagrant]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Some kind of furry animal, akin to a bear.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
... see above.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
We walk together and explore together.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
It's underground. :D Bunkers yaaay

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No need, the earth is my wall.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
The table is mostly clear, except for a few clean plates lying on it.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
Translucent plastic

8. What do you do with the cup?
Examine it and see what kind of games or tricks I can do with it.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
A lake with a brook running through it.

10. How will you cross the water?
Kayak!

Edit:

Looking at the link provided by Elston... not sure if it's entirely correct. I don't think a bear is the most important person in my life. :p

2 and 3 seem to be accurate. The rest vary in accuracy though.

[elsdfr]

Spoiled! *mumbles*

Here are the "answers" anyway...

This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.

BTW I was joking when I said you would fail. Its just the first feeling I get when I'm asked to take some kind of profile of psych test for someone.

[Airius]

I know myself so much better now.



1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
My dog.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A unicorn.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I wave.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Medium?

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
A candy cane fence.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
Candy.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
Jawbreaker.

8. What do you do with the cup?
Start licking it.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
A chocolate pool.

10. How will you cross the water?
I swim in it.

Then the evil witch appears, and we defeat her, and then live happily ever after.

[Rikka]

1.Myself (this was really the first thing that came to mind, but i also noticed a slight presence beside me. An unknown person; someone i have yet to meet? SO?)

2.Fox

3.Eye contact. It runs away.

4.Medium Sized (a tree house)

5.No

6.Wooden table with nothing on top but a bowl of apples. A clean and minimalist kitchen with a large window beside it. There are trees outside.

7.Plastic

8.Pick it up. Examine it. Look around me.

9.Creek

10.Jump across the rocks in the creek.

[Autoptic]

doppelganger
large bird (actually was thinking of a small deep crow)
squawking vs staring match
enclosed compound (was thinking palatial)
outer walls
empty (had a single chair in mind too)
glass
smash it
lake
swim

I have odd impulses...:alien:

[PRBori]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
A friend

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
small snake

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I try to pick it up but it runs away.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Simple home, medium size.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
NO, it has enough field to run loose...

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
candles and dinner accessories on the table surrounded by antique furniture.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
Porcelain with Gold trims

8. What do you do with the cup?
Look at it, and clean it...

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it? Cascade

10. How will you cross the water? swimming

[Anton]

1. My internal voice.

2. Fox

3. I look at it and it runs away.

4. Medium sized. Like a cabin.

5. No.

6. Chairs, and fruit like banana's oranges, and grapes in a bowl in the center, with a white tablecloth and utensils. (who eats fruit with utensils?)

7. Bronze

8. Touch it, inspect it, and I -don't- drink whatever is inside.

9. A small lake.

10. Cross the water? I would swim if my life depended on it.

I guess I would have carnal sex if my life depended on it ^_^

[Vagrant]

I think I'm the only one who said kayak. >.> It's partially wet, but partially not!

[Jgib5328]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

My love interest

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

Wolf

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

A fight

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Massive, castle size

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?


No


6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

White chairs

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

Paper

8. What do you do with the cup?

Throw it away

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?

Ocean

10. How will you cross the water?

Sail Boat

[Nikita]

1. my daemon/soul - The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.

2. snow leopard - The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

3. our eyes meet, then i follow it deeper into the forest - The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)

4. limitless, natural, unbounded, my home is the world and the world is my home - The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.

5. no - No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

6. there is a flat thick stone table, it is empty, but surrounded by flowers and trees - If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.

7. iron - The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.

8. pick it up and place it on the table - Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.

9. ocean - The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. I'll fly over it - How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.


I find this to be oddly accurate.

[Jgib5328]

You really should've given a link to what these mean..

OK NOW HERE'S WHAT YOUR ANSWERS MEAN. GET READY:
(If you want to do this test too, don't read the answers below until you've answered the above questions on your own first).



1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is one of the most important people in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

4.The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a close personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward person in #1.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.

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[Santana28]

1. My best friend
2. Wolf
3. Staring
4. Small
5. No
6. Simple plate of food, pad of paper and writing utensils
7. clay
8. nudge it over with my foot
9. ocean
10. i won't.

i read the interpretation... i didnt find it particularly accurate :(

[dandylion]

1. I couldn't imagine anyone... then I thought about a guy from one of my classes who I'm interested in.
2. A deer.
3. Nothing, I just smile at it and observe from afar.
4. It's one of those spacious mountain homes that's fit for three people to live comfortable, but not too big or small. It's big enough for dinner parties.
5. No fence.
6. The table is clear except for some cups and a vase of live flowers.
7. Porcelain or china.
8. I don't do anything to the cup, I just leave it there.
9. A small stream.
10. Hop over boulders or build a little bridge with a fallen tree trunk.

[Sublemon]

I've answered the questions but I'm a bit too lazy to type out an analysis. I'm curious if anyone else envisioned the entire thing as happening in the middle of the night though.

[Nikita]

I've answered the questions but I'm a bit too lazy to type out an analysis. I'm curious if anyone else envisioned the entire thing as happening in the middle of the night though.

mine was entirely in daylight, albeit with a filtered, ethereal kind of light

[Vagrant]

Mine was in the shade of a forest, late afternoon.

[hullolife]

This is psychology test! You are going to fail! If you have seen or done these before please do not answer!

The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives.

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST THING that you visualize.

Do NOT think about the questions excessively.


1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
My clone

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Boar

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I watch him eat

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Medium. Tightly designed and perfectly eye-pleasing.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
White lace. Candlesticks. Wooden chairs. White plates. Light filtering into the room.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
Styrafoam.

8. What do you do with the cup?
Leave it there.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
Small lake.

10. How will you cross the water?
I don't want to.

[Anton]

I was imagining a little red riding hood, fairy tale scene throughout the visualization.

[mayumi]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Nobody, I'm singing to myself

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Cat

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
"Hi there kitty"

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Small

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Nope

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

2 chairs with cushions and embroidery, doiley on the table, vase of flowers, cookies and tea.


7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
Porcelain

8. What do you do with the cup?
Pick it up

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
Lake

10. How will you cross the water?
boat



I think my results mean I'm an oblivious, asexual, happy idiot.

[Lainy]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

With my father

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

A wolf

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

Observation

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Medium, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a kitchen, a living room and a big yard

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Yes

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

All my favorite foods on the table and around the table my family is enjoyng everything.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

Silver

8. What do you do with the cup?

Take it with me inside the house and leave it in a safe place

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?

a river

10. How will you cross the water?

Swimming

[Aya]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

My brother

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

A wolf

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

Staring then place to confidence and I can approch him.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Middle size.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Nothing around and maybe a vase on its middle.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

Porcelain.

8. What do you do with the cup?

I take it back to its place.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

A river.

10. How will you cross the water?

By walking on the rocks here and there in the water.

[mayumi]

Lainy, you're the first person to say they have a fence around their house, and their family at the table, and have a cup as sturdy as Silver and you put it in a safe place.

You're the most local-minded, traditional person on the thread so far. Clearly, with strong family relationships and a life centered around family. A conserver and protector.

(according to official interpretations)

[White Raven]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with? several of my novel characters.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it? a deer.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? I watch it until it walks away. It notices me but it doesn't seem afraid.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size? tall and airy, with high ceilings, but rather narrow.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? no.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table. - The table has papers, notebooks, a pen, and a teacup on it. There's not much on the floor, but there's a couple chairs on the table and some bookcases against the wall near the window. There's a yellow pottery vase with lavendar in the middle of the table.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of? terra cotta.

8. What do you do with the cup? fill it with water at the hose and watch the water running over the sides. I think I might make a fountain...

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it? a creek.

10. How will you cross the water? wade through barefoot.

[TiffaAce]

1. no one I am probably hallucinating the shadow of a man.
2. black panther
3. I reach out to it and kneel down, it approaches me and nuzzles its face into my hand.
4. Small yet tall
5. An old wood fence with thorns
6. Its glass on it is dust and around it is nothing
7. Porcelain
8. Dust it off and examine it
9. pond
10, walk

[Hjordis]

I didn't visualize it as night or day. Night and day don't really have a place in my imagination unless there's a specific reason. If asked it probably would have been night, even though I don't go to the woods at night because there are homeless people that live in the woods by my house. It was, however, a warm day. I don't like the snow.

[Cesare Borgia]

Mother
Black Cat
Hold It
Normal Size, two floors
No Fence
Plates, Stools
Paper Cup
Stomp on it
River
Swim

It is interesting how I completely immersed myself in the water in number 10. In numbers eight and seven I am adopted so I guess that that is pertinent. Also, I first thought of a fence for a split second then it disappeared, a ceramic cup, but maybe not really picking it up. I also thought of chairs but then changed to stools. I thought that the test was trying to garner a "typical" reaction out of me so I decided to mix it up in my "mind's eye."

Dude! you stomped on your mother!, not cool!

[JonD]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
My Dad
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Grizzly Bear
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I back away carefully.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
It's enormous
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
On the table is a newspaper, some sort of foreign plant in the center of the table. A couple plates.
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
Porcelein
8. What do you do with the cup?
I leave it. Someone might come back for it.
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
A River.
10. How will you cross the water?
I'll canoe.

And wow, that was freakily accurate for me...

[Cesare Borgia]

God.

A bird.

It flies right past me, it's rather nearby so I watch it pass and continue to watch it fly for a second.

You cannot tell because it is a path to the underground.

No.


A candle, and a couple chairs..

Styrofoam.. XD

Nothing..

Lake.

Air..



1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is one of the most important people in your life. (Interesting...)

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life. (I didn't mention the size of the bird, but maybe it's airborne capabilities.)

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (Maybe so.)

4.The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems. (lol, I have ambition!)

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a close personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced. (I think this was better answered in the last question.)

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy. (Or introversion? We imagine our safe houses to be places where we can be alone.)

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship. (I suppose the result is true, but the method inaccurate overall.)

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward person in #1. (Don't interfere huh?)

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. (..Or maybe our dreams?)

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life. (LOL)

I like that, God and the Styrofoam cup that you do nothing with, would i be right in assuming you are an atheist or agnostic?

[Flush]

1. Myself
2. Bear
3. Silence. Staring. Slowly walk past it.
4. 250-300 square metres.
5. No. In the middle of the forest, I don't feel like there's a need for one.
6. White cloth. Six wooden chairs around the table.
7. Porcelain.
8. Lift it up and drink from it.
9. Small lake.
10. Rowboat.

[amusination]

1. a loved one
2. squirrel
3. look at it as it runs along
4. large
5. no
6. a wooden bowl with fruit, chairs
7. silver
8. drink from it
9. ocean
10. speedboat

:)

[idem]

1. My cat. (Okay, I don’t even have a cat.)

2. A bear. (I have some monster problems, I guess.)

3. I ignore it, it ignores me, it walks off.

4. Small and cottage-like.

5. No.

6. Books on the table, and a bowl of hot soup. Under the table is a soft purple rug.

7. Porcelain. (I have some relationship issues with my imaginary cat, apparently.)

8. Pick it up, examine it, and put it in my bag.

9. A river.

10. I will build a boat from the wood I find nearby.

Ridiculous.

[Kisai]

this test actually points out that some really need to get laid


I find it inaccurate to equate crossing a body of water with sex on a subconcious level. Any natural body of water outside is going to be cold and crossing it is going to take a rational strategy. Maybe swimming wouldn't be the best strategy if you're hydrophobic or not in the greatest shape. Sex is an indulgence, usually warm ( at least, I like it warm). A better question (for me, at least) would be "You find a box of chocolates. Describe the contents and what you do with it."

My answers:

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
My dark twin.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

Squirrel

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

We take stick of each other, decide each one isn't going to hurt the other, and go our separate ways.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Huge mansion. Lara Croft's house (from the movies) would be excellent.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

A table set for dinner service.


7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

Japanese style teacup. So ceramic or stoneware.

8. What do you do with the cup?

Pick it up and wonder what's inside.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?

Huge lake.

10. How will you cross the water?

If I have a mansion next to a lake, I'll have a boathouse. I take a schooner across.

[releviau04]

1. myself and my thoughts
2. a cat
3. i pet it
4. very large victorian home
5. Yes
6. victorian style - carved wood, clawed legs to the chairs and table
7. porcellin
8. there was tea in it, so I drank it
9. a lake
10. canoe

[thatfox]

1. A fox

2. Fox

3. The fox is aggressive

4. Mid sized log cabin

5. Yes

6. Red placemat with 4 chairs surrounding the table

7. Ceramic

8. Pick it up

9. A small spring

10. Go around it

[abudevauhnne]

1. Another me.
2. A small snake.
3. Hostility from the snake; I'm indifferent.
4. Medium.
5. No.
6. A small round table with a flower vase on top; it's dark inside. There are two chairs, and a translucent curtain in the background.
7. Plastic.
8. Crush it.
9. An ocean.
10. I swim.

It's pretty right-on.

[elsdfr]

Oerr +10 for participation! from memory mine where..

1. My Mum!
2. A rabbit
3. Shoot it (was i having a bad day?)
4. Symetrical and large but looks small in under the big trees
5. Pretty sure it had a picket fence
6. I misread the question and said empty with shiny wooden floors
7. China
8. Pick it up and find a better spot
9. A river
10. Swim

Anyone got some more of these tests?

[Pandemonium]

What does drinking out of the cup mean?





Pandemonium added to this post, 10 minutes and 22 seconds later...

Why does a ceramic cup taste like metal? *shrugs* Could be a high mineral content in the water.

[Kisai]

What does drinking out of the cup mean?

Cooties! :stunned:

[Antares]

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life. - My Hiking Partner?
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems. - Doe
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive) - Watch from afar
4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems. - Large
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced. - No Fence
6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy. Um. Candles, flowers, and gold-plated eating utensils.
7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable. Gold
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1. Sell it?
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. Lake10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life. Boat

[Asinine]

1. A Friend
2. A Squirrel
3. Watch each other at a distance, then go our own separate ways.
4. Medium to large
5. No
6. Wood grain furniture, candle, linens
7. Porcelain
8. Pick it up, cupping it in my hand.
9. A river
10. Swim

Oddly enough, a squirrel is a literal problem right now, because I am worried at the moment about them getting into my attic. Dunno about the sex life thing. Sex isn't all that important to me. If it was, I'd be more willing to look for a partner of some sort. Right now I don't consider it worth the hassle.

[True Rune]

I like that, God and the Styrofoam cup that you do nothing with, would i be right in assuming you are an atheist or agnostic?
Quite the contrary actually. I'm a devoted Christian.
I see it differently, you would see many trying to interfere with the cup (God.) and make him do things, but I choose not to interfere with the cup, but think about the cup, why it is there, and what it means. Sorry to disappoint.

But the funniest thing is I said fly over the water and I'm pretty much asexual.

[RBMIfan]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

Myself. I really couldn't think of anyone without dwelling on the question. I'd be deep in thought.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

Squirrel

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

It runs away. I watch.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Regular size, I guess.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No. A fence would look odd in a forest.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

It's a large, brown, polished wooden table. With chairs. And a large window.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

Styrofoam.

8. What do you do with the cup?

Throw it out.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?

A river.

10. How will you cross the water?

Step over rocks and such.


I guess I'm just a complete loner, then. That likes people dropping by at odd hours. Although, other than the happiness question, it's not all that inaccurate. I don't really have a "most important person," although I like my family and my best friend. Everybody else just comes and goes without much fanfare. My sex life is nonexistent. I actually don't mind people I know dropping by unexpectedly, as long as they don't plan on staying long.

[Nikita]

What does drinking out of the cup mean?

Why does a ceramic cup taste like metal? *shrugs* Could be a high mineral content in the water.

Maybe this symbolizes a desire to completely absorb all that the other person is, to know him/her inside and out, possibly intimately depending on who you chose in #1. It could mean that you are inextricably intertwined with the person in #1 and that though you give him/her all of yourself, something gets lost in translation. There's something about him/her that you don't quite understand, something nagging that you can't figure out. But this intrigues you still so you continue to explore him/her, though you're reaching a point of no return after which you may decide the constant uncertainty is no longer worth the same laser-like attention and energy. It could also indicate a grudging acceptance of the other, while being uncomfortable with what this means for the relationship and your life generally.

This is just one possible interpretation, and the one that sticks out most to me at the moment.

[MaJor LeAguE]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
JC

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Wolf

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Walks beside me

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Large Cottage

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Nope

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
Unfinished Wooden round table, 4 chairs, Vase of daisies

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
Fine China

8. What do you do with the cup?
Look at it, check if there is anything in it? Remember it's there.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
A Lake

10. How will you cross the water?
Think about it later, when I want to cross..

[Jane]

1. An unknown guy
2. Racoon (it just occured to me to be a racoon, I didn't think about it
3. Walked by it
4. A fairly large cottage
5. Yes
6. Candles and some wilted flowers <--- I'm generally unhappy, but the flowers are wilted so... hmm.
7. Porcelain
8. Looked at it and walked away
9. Stream
10. Stepped over it

[mplogue]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

Nobody is walking with me - you are wrong! ;)

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

Tree squirrel

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

It stares at me, I stare at it. It scampers up a tree.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Small

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Books and papers on the table. Random clothes hanging draped over the backs of the chairs.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

There is no back door, but the glass sitting near the front door is hand-blown glass.

8. What do you do with the cup?

Pick it up and put it on the porch.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

Glacial Lake

10. How will you cross the water?

I don't. It's just nice to look at.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.

I guess that since I AM walking alone, the most important person in my life is ME! :laugh:

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.

I am unhappy because I've got dirty clothes all over the place and I have nothing to wear....... :(

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.

Now I'm really sad...... :cry:

[ProgFusionRoman]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
- My wife

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
- cute squirrel

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
- I feed it and pet it and play some flute for it, it becomes my buddy.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
- small

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
- no, it has a mountain behind it but 180% is totally open to the elements.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
- wooden chairs, sunlight comes in on the table which has a laptop and the table is otherwise bare.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
- plastic, is a coffee mug

8. What do you do with the cup?
- pick it up, take in back inside and wash it.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
- a very large lake

10. How will you cross the water?
- kayak

Seems like INTJs don't have pretty flowers or food on the table. Unless a mug of coffee in my hand (but not on table) counts.

[blckprljinju]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
A ghost

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A Deer

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I just stare at it, and it stares back at me before running off

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
It's huge; the size of a castle

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Nope; a thick stone wall, more like.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
I see lots of fruits... rice... my computer...

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
glass

8. What do you do with the cup?
put it in my pocket

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
a giant lake... maybe a fjord?

10. How will you cross the water?
Have a ferry get me across

[PHS Philip]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

The world.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

A cheetah!

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

I watch it for a while, then it walks off.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Fairly small. It's not like I'd have a big family or anything.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

A small one.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

A laptop, books, maybe a notebook with random ideas written in it.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

Glass

8. What do you do with the cup?

Put it back on the outside table.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?

A stream

10. How will you cross the water?

Jump over.


Absolute crap, of course, but fun.

[Kisai]

1. [I]2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

A cheetah!

Man, I would $##$ a brick...

[PHS Philip]

Man, I would $##$ a brick...

Cheetahs aren't strong enough to do much to a healthy person. Plus, they're pretty passive. I've stood 25 feet from 2 wild ones before, they weren't bothered by having people around really.

[Kisai]

It would remind me of a jaguar, and I am scared of jaguars, the meanest, nastiest cat around.

[Angellus]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with? my future wolf-dog

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it? panther

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? We stare each other down calmly and then go about our ways

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size? small and cozy

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? no, no boundaries

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table. two coffee cups, a notepad and pen, a small-ish round window

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of? pewter

8. What do you do with the cup? pick it up and put it in the house on a shelf

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it? a stream

10. How will you cross the water? wade through the water barefoot

[Allie]

These are easy to handle:


1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Insects.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Ants.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
We're just walking companionly.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Medium.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
Food and family

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
Ceramic


8. What do you do with the cup?
Pick it up and put it on top of anything nearby, but if not, then under the base of the nearest tree.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
A vast ocean.

10. How will you cross the water?
Cross the endless ocean? You're kidding right? Since I can't, I'll just play in it!

[Lucid]

I have a problem with this test. Or at least I think I do.

I grew up in the woods and so when the test asked me to imagine that I was walking in the woods, I pictured the woods where I grew up. All things that happened in or about the woods needed to be consistent in my imagination with the woods I remember from my childhood. There's still a lot of room for interpretation, but for example, I couldn't imagine an ocean for the body of water or even a large lake because of the nature of where I grew up. Even the house it asked me to imagine was somewhat based on a real house in those woods. So the fact that there was no fence around my imaginary house might have more to do with the fact that there was no fence around the real house. How much does this affect the test?

The other issue is that, like some others, I imagined I was walking in the woods with a person who was sort of my inner voice. The material the cup was made of was plastic. How can I have a disposable relationship with my inner voice??

Also, the animal I imagined was a squirrel. This is the animal that one is most likely to come across when walking in the woods I'm thinking of. Is it possible that's the reason it came to mind first?

P.S. I'm not trying to "debunk" this test, I'm honestly wondering about the answers to these questions.

[elsdfr]

P.S. I'm not trying to "debunk" this test, I'm honestly wondering about the answers to these questions.

I didn't read that much into it. Right or wrong I really didn't care. I just like the idea that I can find these questions and compare my answers with the supposed interpretations. After all its good to be prepared for these kinds of things yeah? ;)

[Lucid]

I didn't read that much into it. Right or wrong I really didn't care. I just like the idea that I can find these questions and compare my answers with the supposed interpretations. After all its good to be prepared for these kinds of things yeah? ;)

Well what's the point if we can't read too much into things? :(

[elsdfr]

Well what's the point if we can't read too much into things?
:(

Whats the point in anything?

[AliTree]

1. a spirit. (seriously, not one person stuck out to me)

2. a deer.

3. deer looks at me then continues eating.

4. small ancient looking castle.

5. no.

6. a large all wood hand carved table with two chairs (also all wood and hand carves) with two large candle sticks with old and melted candles. wood flooring.

7. plastic.

8. step over it.

9. a small creek.

10. hope from large stone to large stone.



*so what do you get from me not being able to see a person walking with me but instead a spirit?

[auriga vega]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
No one, but someone wearing a white hood is following me?

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A bird.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I stare at it for a few seconds.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Medium

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
A rectangular contemporary wooden table surrounded by 6 chairs. There is a bowl of pears and apples on the table.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
Ceramic. It's red on the outside and white on the inside.

8. What do you do with the cup?
Pick it up, feel it, put it back down.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
A shallow running stream.

10. How will you cross the water?
Just walk over it.

[rflki3]

1. my former best friend
2. a snake
3. i watch it
4. large
5. no
6. candles and silverware
7. plastic
8. i throw it away
9. a big lake
10. swim

I guess some of them are accurate.

[csmith]

1. Some girl I was/am interested in
2. A tiger
3. He attacks, I run then fight
4. ~3000 sq. ft.
5. Definitely not
6. Placemats, glasses, chairs, candles
7. Ceramic
8. Pick it up, walk to the patio and smash it by throwing it to the ground
9. A mid-sized lake
10. Swim across it

Could be fairly accurate, which is better than I expected. 7 and 8 are spot on, I probably couldn't think of a better metaphor for the situation if I tried. I'm very skeptical of anything that authoritatively says it has "been shown" to be valid and doesn't cite any evidence supporting that statement, though.

[void]

1) a stranger
2) a fox
3) I observe it for a while. It runs away.
4) small
5) no
6) Nothing is on the table. With the exception of chairs, nothing is around the table.
7) styrofoam
8) let it be
9) the ocean
10) by boat

I highly doubt the validity of 2, 4, esp 6, and 8. This test generally sucks :p

[Nikita]

Note: For the people who think this test "sucks" or is inapplicable as designed, what alternate meanings or significance would you attach to each item?

[void]

Note: For the people who think this test "sucks" or is inapplicable as designed, what alternate meanings or significance would you attach to each item?

I fail to imagine the significance of the animal's size. A wolf is far more deadly than an elephant. Ditto for the house; I'm not one to let my problems exist unperturbed, yet I'm perfectly satisfied with a small house - I don't see how a mega-mansion is better, since I'll be the only one living there. Perhaps the size of the house is a better indicator of the respondent's desire for material wealth? This is also doubtful.

Minimalism does not equal unhappiness, hence my confusion about the dinner table. The styrofoam cup doesn't interest me, nor does it bother me. Well, if this were my property I'd pick it up and throw it in the trash (and be annoyed at the mysterious litterbug).

[Quercusvelutina]

Okay, just for shits and giggles:
1. Myself
2. A squirrel
3. It watches me, then runs up a tree when I get closer
4. Meduim sized geodessic dome, colored so it blends in with the forest
5. No. Why the hell would a house in the middle of nowhere need a fence?
6. The table is clean and surrounded by a few matching chairs
7. Clear glass tumbler
8. Pick it up and put it on a nearby table. What idiot threw one of my glasses in my backyard?!?
9. A small pond
10. I walk around the border of it...it's not that big.

I dunno...I was born and raised next to a 700 acre State Park and spent almost all of my childhood running around in the woods with my sister. I might be thinking too litereally here. And the geodessic dome home is the house of one of my neighbors; seriously cool, very different. As well as the pond; it is a little vernal pond that dries up each fall and comes back each spring, smaller than a swimming pool. Cool place to catch frogs!

Back to the test...so apparently I'm the most important person in my life, with problems the size of a squirrel that I deal with passively, I have a 2 story dome shaped desire to solve my problems, like unexpected visitors, am generally unhappy, have a fragile relationship with myself, will put myself on a table, have a sex drive that dries up in August, and walk around the edges of sex to keep my shoes from getting muddy. Yeah...I think this is a load of B.S., IMHO.

[Lucid]

Note: For the people who think this test "sucks" or is inapplicable as designed, what alternate meanings or significance would you attach to each item?

Why should these items be significant at all? Why should the material of the cup be representational somehow of one's relationship with another person? How are these things connected? Also, there's lots of ways this can go wrong simply because of the language used. For example: If something is referred to as a "cup," to me it means it's made either of plastic or china. Mostly, I don't encounter china cups in my daily life, so plastic is what comes to mind most naturally. If it had been referred to as a "glass" it would have imagined that it was made of glass.

[brad]

this is one of the stupidest things i've ever seen. it's up there with chain emails that tell you to forward them or RISK MORTAL PERIL.

[mplogue]

Note: For the people who think this test "sucks" or is inapplicable as designed, what alternate meanings or significance would you attach to each item?

I feel that it's main weakness is that it simply does not take into account personal preferences/experiences, and that it makes certain assumptions based off of very limited (and questionable) symbolism - an aspect of psychology that I think is complete BS. A cigar is just a cigar.



Placing the person in the woods creates a very specific environment, and pre-determines many of the answers that one would have - limiting the available choices.

When I do walk through the woods, it is practically always by myself. Placing someone else in that particular environment - who normally would not be there - is contradictory to my experience. Similarly, the people who I care about the most are not the types who would go walking in the woods. I wouldn't visualize them in that environment.

During my daily walks to work, I pass through several parks where I regularly see squirrels scampering around. My past experiences influenced my answer. The extent of my problems could be better equated to how much caffeine I consume during the day, not by the size of animal I would see in the imaginary forest.

What sort of home does one normally see in the woods? Small cabins are what I have experienced in the similar environments. Nor would I necessarily see what I would consider my 'dream home' in the woods. So my past experiences influenced my answer.

One does not normally see fences around houses built deep in the woods. By putting me in such a specific environment, the fence symbolism is no longer applicable.

My dining room table is always cluttered with books and papers - that is simply how I do things. I almost always eat out, quite often with friends. Does this make unhappy? Of course not, this is nothing more than my lifestyle.

My choice of cup material is based on my personal preferences and what I already own. It's supposedly my dream home, so why would I visualize a type of cup that I don't like or use? And it being a nice cup that I happened to own, of course I'm going to take care of it.

Again, being placed in deep woods (which I imagined being high in the mountains), the body of water I visualized was what I would normally equate to being in that environment (based on my past experiences) was a glacial lake. It wasn't a stream, because having a cabin by the lake is more picturesque to my mind. The opposite side of the lake was a steep mountain side - there was nothing over there that I would want to see, nor was the other side accessible. I don't fish so I would have no need to have a boat, plus I'm not a very good swimmer. I much rather prefer looking at the lake rather than cross it.

Personally, I think that this sort of Freudian symbolism (for the most part) is utter nonsense - especially when it's as poorly executed as this particular survey was.

[Nikita]

I understand the responses you guys gave, but what I was getting at is that because this "test" was supposed to be a psychological analysis of sorts (however flawed), if you were assigning criteria to each leg of the test, what kind of symbolism do you think that you would allude to for each item?

Example:

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with represents a part of you that you keep hidden from the rest of the world.

2. The animal you chose is symbolic of your innate gifts and abilities.

3. Your interaction with the animal represents your interest in further developing your innate gifts and abilities.

4. The size and extravagance of your dream home indicates the size of your ambition to achieve material success.

5. The presence of a fence represents your reticence to experience new or unfamiliar things, people, or situations. The lack of a fence represents openness to those new or unfamiliar things, people, and situations.

6. If your answer involved a minimalist tablescape, you likely have a dislike of clutter and are more concerned with things outside the home, if your answer involved a more highly decorated tablescape, it is likely that you enjoy entertaining friends and family, or that you consider your home to be very close to your heart.

7. The durability of the material from which the cup is made represents how you currently feel in life: a cup of lighter material might mean that you are uncertain about your future and are facing a lot of changes, a cup of heavier material might mean that you are feeling stubborn and stuck in your ways, possibly in a rut.

8. Your disposition of the cup represents how you are currently dealing with the situation described in #7.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the lengths to which you will go to keep your true self as revealed in #1 hidden from the world outside.

10. How you choose to cross the water indicates your desire to confront the outside world, and the way in which you want to be viewed or received by the outside world.

[Lucid]

I understand the responses you guys gave, but what I was getting at is that because this "test" was supposed to be a psychological analysis of sorts (however flawed), if you were assigning criteria to each leg of the test, what kind of symbolism do you think that you would allude to for each item?

I wouldn't. There is no correlation between the material of a mental cup and anything in my life. Other than, perhaps, what materials I think of when I'm told I find a cup in the woods.

[dissident]

1. Girl of my dreams... soul mate if you will.
2: Squirrel
3: I throw it a piece of food and it grabs it
4: monolithic dome.. small, efficient, and cozy. Built in wood-burning stove.
5: nah
6: Can see the entire house as it's an open engineered design. Large LCD television off to the left side, with a nice sofa, stars going up the center to the upper floor, wood burning stove next to the stairs in the middle of the room, kitchen on the right.
7: plastic
8: leave it there
9: spring-fed stream leading to a larger lake a mile or two away
10: just walk right through.

[mplogue]

I understand the responses you guys gave, but what I was getting at is that because this "test" was supposed to be a psychological analysis of sorts (however flawed), if you were assigning criteria to each leg of the test, what kind of symbolism do you think that you would allude to for each item?

As Lucid said, I simply would not try to assign any sort of meaning to this type of symbology test. They are just pure bunk - and simply cannot be utilized in this manner. Even if there was any meaning, it would HAVE be on a case-by-case basis, and any interpretation could only be attempted after getting to know the subject's psyche at a much deeper level. There are simply too many variables to be able to assign any specific meaning to these sorts of questions that could apply to any random person.

[Liason]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Whoever is stalking me
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
mountain wolf
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I ignore it. It stares at me until i walk by it. I assume since my back was turned it went on with it's buisiness when I was out of sight.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Three story mansion taking up 4,000 sq feet on a 200 acre plot of land in Ireland
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
table cloth. candles. around the table are chairs
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
porcelan
8. What do you do with the cup?
nothing. i leave it where it is
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
An estuary
10. How will you cross the water?
I won't. why would I get wet?

[lambpox]

1. My INTJ friend.
2. A gray wolf.
3. Our eyes meet, I walk over him carefully, and pet him. :)
4. A small little cottage.
5. No fence.
6. A flimsy, wooden table with two chairs. A basket of bread is sitting in the center, and there's flowers nearby.
7. It's a mug, with Michael Scott's face on it from the office...haha
8. I give it to my friend, the answer to #1.
9. An ocean.
10. I don't even try crossing it. I just look across it, and sit down in the grass.

[BananaKT]

1. I really tried. I can't imagine walking with anyone.

2. Mongoose

3. We look at each other for a moment then continue on our way.

4. A small cottage about 1200 sq. ft.

5. No fence. A hedge.

6. The table is empty except for a tablecloth. The room is otherwise empty.

7. Plastic. It's everywhere.

8. Throw the cup in the garbage.

9. A pond.

10. I'll walk around it isn't large enough for a boat or raft and I'm not interested in wading through cold water.

[Nikita]

I wouldn't. There is no correlation between the material of a mental cup and anything in my life. Other than, perhaps, what materials I think of when I'm told I find a cup in the woods.

As Lucid said, I simply would not try to assign any sort of meaning to this type of symbology test. They are just pure bunk - and simply cannot be utilized in this manner. Even if there was any meaning, it would HAVE be on a case-by-case basis, and any interpretation could only be attempted after getting to know the subject's psyche at a much deeper level. There are simply too many variables to be able to assign any specific meaning to these sorts of questions that could apply to any random person.

Ok, fair enough. I guess I'm just surprised by how lowly metaphors are regarded. Symbolism is a personal interest as I see it everywhere, even in the mundane aspects of life such as those posited by the questions in the OP. Personally, I think it's possible to see significance anywhere and everywhere. Will any one instance cover the depth and breadth of an idea, person, or thing? No. But can it lend insight? Yes.

[Kisai]

I'm half and half on the symbolism thing. What if someone has happy memories as a child walking across a frozen lake and puts that down on the test? According to the interpretation s/he's frigid sexually.

[intellael]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

God

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

Owl

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

After a relatively intense stare down it submits in my presence then flies away

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Mansion, unique architecture, many windows, modern, clear lines/angles, and labyrinth-like but minimalistic.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Laptop, fine tip pens, legal pads, apples, grapes, a jug of water, a tripod with my dry erase board, and a couple of chairs

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

Some material from another time/planet that is unbreakable, functional and aesthetically pleasing

8. What do you do with the cup?

Take it with me

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

A river

10. How will you cross the water?

Fly over

[Lucid]

Ok, fair enough. I guess I'm just surprised by how lowly metaphors are regarded. Symbolism is a personal interest as I see it everywhere, even in the mundane aspects of life such as those posited by the questions in the OP. Personally, I think it's possible to see significance anywhere and everywhere. Will any one instance cover the depth and breadth of an idea, person, or thing? No. But can it lend insight? Yes.

Metaphor and symbolism do not mean the same things.

It is definitely possible to see significance anywhere and everywhere. Whether that significance is actually there or not is another matter all together.

The insight you have gained from this symbolic test is that when someone tells me I find a cup in the woods I think of a plastic cup because, in my experience, the word "cup" means plastic.

Forgive me if I remain unconvinced.

[Nikita]

Metaphor and symbolism do not mean the same things.
No, but they're related. A metaphor is a type of symbolism, but symbolism is more comprehensive and has more application.

It is definitely possible to see significance anywhere and everywhere. Whether that significance is actually there or not is another matter all together.
Agreed.

The insight you have gained from this symbolic test is that when someone tells me I find a cup in the woods I think of a plastic cup because, in my experience, the word "cup" means plastic.

Forgive me if I remain unconvinced.
Of course, but I wasn't trying to convince you, just pointing out that my perspective on this test is about its symbolism as opposed to its absolute accuracy on any of the items it purports to measure. The choice of words for each item and by each person is telling in and of itself.

[curiousjane]

This is psychology test! You are going to fail! If you have seen or done these before please do not answer!

The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives.

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST THING that you visualize.

Do NOT think about the questions excessively.


1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with? My mom

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it? chipmunk

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? I just look at it and watch it stare back.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size? A cottage.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? No.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table. white plates, tea cups, a runner, chairs, a rug, a chandelier.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of? Porcelain.

8. What do you do with the cup? Pick it up.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it? A lake.

10. How will you cross the water? Canoe.

[dragonsscout]

1. I don't rightly know. I can't see their face.
2. Umm, the first thing that came up is a lion. :suspicious:
3. I look at it, it looks at me, it walks away, I stand still, then go on my way thinking 'how cool!'
4. My dream house isn't in the woods, but okay. Umm, small-moderate. It's maybe 1600 square feet? Two stories.
5. No.
6. Plates, cups, cutlery, chairs around it, it's near the kitchen.
7. Wood or plastic.
8. Pick it up. Look in it.
9. It's a river. Well, more of a stream, maybe 2 meter across?
10. I'll work my way across the stones that are in it.

Hahaha! :laugh: That's so not me.
1. Some shadowy figure is the most important person to me?
2. So my problems are big, but wussy?
3. My problems just go away?
4. I like smaller houses... I don't see what this has to do with ambition to solve problems.
5. Okay, I can kind of see this... maybe.
6. It's a random house in the woods! Why would anyone or any food be at the table? Why am I in the house at all?
7. Umm, no. I like wood stuff, but plastic is better for cups.
8. What? I'm curious about the cup. Why is it just lying there in the grass?
9. It's a stream. Most of the bodies of water that I've been around have been moving. Most have been fairly small too.
10. Isn't the aim NOT to get wet?

[Daimai]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
My INTJ friend!
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A deer.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
It quickly sprints over the path that me and my friend are walking on.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Your average villa (2 floor)
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Nope
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
Pizza and some chairs
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
Ceramic.
8. What do you do with the cup?
Leave it be.
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
River.
10. How will you cross the water?
Build a bridge.

[Deadgod]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
A Ghost.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A Crow

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Staring at each other after it just killed a smaller bird.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Fairly big.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
I see a varnished, maple-red table with yellow apples on a bowl. The chairs are of a same color as the table. The walls are grey. There are paintings. A Black, suspended Candelabra adorns the ceiling. A Window is slightly open and it is morning outside, partly cloudy with a slight chance of rain.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
Porcelain


8. What do you do with the cup?
Leave it alone.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
A River.

10. How will you cross the water?
By walking on it.

[dalidaisy]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

My kids

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

A horse

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

I walk over & gently run my hand down it's neck & back

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

A large castle with a moat

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Fruits & veggies of various sizes & colors, wine bottles & glasses

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

Silver

8. What do you do with the cup?

Pick it up & take it inside

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

The ocean

10. How will you cross the water?

Being pulled along by dolphins

[ToC]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with? John

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it? Raccoon

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? I glare at it while it glares at me and we keep our distance

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size? 4-story, spread out

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? wall

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table. i see platters of fine meats, cheeses, warm bread, salads, and a laptop; there are a few chairs around the table

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of? glass

8. What do you do with the cup? I wear it

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it? a self-cycling stream + a pond with a waterfall

10. How will you cross the water? incapacitate John and use his tall ass as a bridge





ToC added to this post, 4 minutes and 11 seconds later...

haha, I know this is leaning heavily on the Forer Effect, but it was still funny as fuck, and generally accurate.

[BostonIan]

I'm with a woman, the as-yet-unknown pair-bonded partner. I see a deer; it sees me, runs away. The house is a small, old-time colonial house. One floor, one main room, probably. There's no fence, and the house is completely empty, interestingly enough. The cup is made of china, I take it inside and clean it. The water at the edge of the property is a lake, I walk around it.

Soo...

The imaginary partner is my most important person, my problems are mediumish, are solved passively, though I don't have much ambition to solve them. I welcome people, though I'm generally unhappy. My relationship to my imaginary partner is fragile, and I think she'd probably need to be taken in and washed up. I have a large sexual desire, but sex is of almost no importance in my life.

Sounds about right.

[Zombicide]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

Maria and Jackie

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

A big bad wolf

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

I practically kill it by punching her (the wolf) so hard in the face and out of the air for lunging at Maria's throat that I nearly break my arm

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

It's a big ass castle or something like that

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Yes

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

A large 5 star dinner, a complete compliment of silverware. Regal furnishings, fine decore, marble and gold

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

paper

8. What do you do with the cup?

Pee in it

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?

A large lake, liken to Lake Superior

10. How will you cross the water?

The yacht docked at the property

[zibber]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Sorry, no one. Possibly a dog.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
I'm thinking of a small deer, but I probably saw someone's answer.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Looks are exchanged and we both go about our business.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Smallish. Think Walden.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Of course not.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
There is no separate dining area. There is a simple wooden table with a bowl of vegetable soup and a wooden board with bread on it.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
Wood.

8. What do you do with the cup?
Place it back in the house.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
A lake.

10. How will you cross the water?
There is no need for me to do so.

[pip]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

A silver tabby called Bobbin

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

A Squirrel (A proper red one, not gray tree-vermin)

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

Runs over the leafy ground and cautiously sniffs at Bobbin and myself before running up the nearest tree.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

An insulated underground cave-house, with a wooden shack 'entryway'

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

A large slowly simmering pot of game stew on a wood stove, the table has a selection of breads & a teapot on it.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

Average ceramic

8. What do you do with the cup?

Pick it up & take it back inside where it belongs

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

A small freshwater lake

10. How will you cross the water?

Rowing boat

[masquerade189]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

My best friend from high school.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

Tiger.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

Staring contest. We then go our separate ways.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Castle. (I'm a "Beauty and the Beast" fan) :)

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Yes.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Dishes and food. The walls are decorated with art.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

Glass.

8. What do you do with the cup?

Converse with it. (I was picturing 'Chip' from the above movie...)

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

Lake.

10. How will you cross the water?

Boat.

[Elfrun]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

A fluffy bear. (In case the symbology here means I’m gonna die by bear mauling my back up company is my sisters... both of them, screw the rules!).

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.
Bears are important!

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

Well, I assume you mean one other than the bear I'm with? If so we stumble on a squirrel.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
Well, it was a slightly chunky squirrel, I thought it would be rude to mention this is all.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

We cross paths, I tip my hat, it gives a polite head nod and continues on its way. Life is indeed cheery but polite customs are to be followed if this is to remain so!

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)
HEEE! That's surprisingly accurate. Hat tip followed by ignoring :facepalm:

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

‘bout medium, two stories, say 4 bedrooms, open plan, lounge, rumpus, kitchen, upstairs and downstairs bathrooms and a sweeeet heated pool out the front. Btw, it looks impressive!

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.
Well, it looks impressive.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No. I'm in the middle of the woods, why would I need a fence? I have a bear for protection.

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.
I have a bear. They'd better announce themselves first!

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Blazing fireplace, comfy yet elegant couches, dining room table set for a dinner party, room for lots of food and plenty of wine.

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.
YAY! A TEST TOLD ME I'M NOT UNHAPPY! YAY! *improv table dance*

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?

Damn, I just know the cup's material's gonna be symbolic of something so I don't wanna say this cause it's a temporary material but if there's a random cup lying in my dream house's back yard and it has importance then it simply has to be a wooden goblet. Kinda like the one from Indiana Jones representing Christ’s cup.

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.
Ahh, can't get more perfect than Christ's goblet! ;D

8. What do you do with the cup?

Well I don't really have a need for a wooden goblet and can’t be bothered throwing it away so it can stay in the garden as a kind of statue.

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.
Well, they do look pretty when they stand in the middle of my garden.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

Again, I just know this is gonna be obviously symbolic :Rollin'DemEyes: still I'd pick a flowing stream that starts as a waterfall.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
Comes from a waterfall... huh? huh? *waggles eyebrows*

10. How will you cross the water?

Why would I? Fine. I jump from rock to rock getting slightly wet but with the remarkable agility of a mountain goat, I am impressive!

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
Shit! I'm glad I said I got wet, even if I used the word slightly but fekk it, I thought about wading, curse my love of stone hopping!

The good news is at least I amused myself cause I learnt nothing and am betting next to no one reads these.

[bdz]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
my best friend

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
hedgehog

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I stare at it, it stares back, then we both get bored and go our separate ways
(eerie similarity to Elfrun here!)

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
spacious log cabin

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
no way, we're in the woods!

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
tablecloth, candles, wine, placemats
(haha apparently I'm unhappy??)

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
stone

8. What do you do with the cup?
leave it there

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
river

10. How will you cross the water?
wade through

[Nightwish bob]

This is psychology test! You are going to fail! If you have seen or done these before please do not answer!

The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives.

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST THING that you visualize.

Do NOT think about the questions excessively.


1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
My Mum
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Fox
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Look at each other, fox goes it's own way
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Cottage size with large garden, slightly bigger than an average detatched.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
One glass vase of different coloured flowers on the table, deep dark oak chairs and table one square/diamond shaped lace table cloth
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
Stone
8. What do you do with the cup?
Pick it up
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
The ocean
10. How will you cross the water?

Get a boat.

[johnlow]

1. My Wife
2. Squirrel
3. Talking and playing with it
4. Mid-Sized Cottage
5. No.
6. Table full of food and fruits, with chairs surrounding it
7. Glass
8. Pick it up
9. Lake
10. Walk across

Except for 4, 7 and 8, the others are quite accurate. Very interesting.

[Iced]

1) Girlfriend
2) Eagle
3) Viewing
4) Huge
5) No
6) Huge table, plates set, candles, dimmed lighting
7) Clear plastic
8) Throw it away
9) Large swimming pool
10) Swimming

Interesting.

[callmemigs]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
My ever loyal pet dogs.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A panther.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Out of my expectations, the panther befriended us.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Just about the size of a typical cottage.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
I see a lot of fruits and my favorite dishes already served. There is also a piece of raw meat for the panther to eat, and some delicious dog food for my dogs.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
Gold.

8. What do you do with the cup?
I kept it in my pockets just in case.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
A creek with no rocks, of any size, in between.

10. How will you cross the water?
The panther I met will give me and my dogs a ride at the other side.

To the OP: You can make a story out of this. It might come off as awe-inspiring when published. Try it! Hey, where's the analysis you're talking about?



1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.
Bears are important!

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
Well, it was a slightly chunky squirrel, I thought it would be rude to mention this is all.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)
HEEE! That's surprisingly accurate. Hat tip followed by ignoring :facepalm:

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.
Well, it looks impressive.

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.
I have a bear. They'd better announce themselves first!

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.
YAY! A TEST TOLD ME I'M NOT UNHAPPY! YAY! *improv table dance*

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.
Ahh, can't get more perfect than Christ's goblet! ;D

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.
Well, they do look pretty when they stand in the middle of my garden.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
Comes from a waterfall... huh? huh? *waggles eyebrows*

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
Shit! I'm glad I said I got wet, even if I used the word slightly but fekk it, I thought about wading, curse my love of stone hopping!

The good news is at least I amused myself cause I learnt nothing and am betting next to no one reads these.

No. 1 is not accurate because I consider a number of people to be important persons in my life, no more no less.
No. 4 is inaccurate because, knowing myself, I am a very ambitious person. And no, this question shouldn't have been answered because I don't use my ambitions to resolve my problems. Instead, these problems help me achieve my ambitions.
No. 5 is inaccurate because I am a closed person.
No. 9 is not accurate. I think I can masturbate ten times a day thinking of exhilarating porn scenes, titties and the like.
No. 10 could be accurate right now but could be inaccurate in the future because for the moment, I still don't have a sex life (and no, masturbation does not indicate you have a sex life).

[ArtistTyrant]

1. My second in command
2. wolf
3. it attacks me and I kill it
4. largest castle I've ever seen
5. yes, more like a wall
6. basket of pastries; several large chairs
7. platinum
8. carry it with me if I can, if not take it inside to clean it
9. a large lake
10. SCUBA dive


I looked up what the answers supposedly mean; they're semi-accurate but couldn't so many other questions of this type be somewhat accurate as well.

[coffeeholic]

I walk alone
a brown and white peacock
I shoot it
It is much larger than it appears. the house's floors descend far beneath the surface
surrounded by mountains
Human blood drips off the table.Haunting atmosphere
ivory
disregard it
a moat
I do not wish to cross yet

[LPM]

On number 1: I imagined who would most likely be walking in the woods with me, which is my oldest son and the person I've spent the most time camping with. Is this more meaningful than just the surface level?

A lot of the other questions I find may give some level of meaning, but I'm not totally sold.

[ArtistTyrant]

On number 1: I imagined who would most likely be walking in the woods with me, which is my oldest son and the person I've spent the most time camping with. Is this more meaningful than just the surface level?

A lot of the other questions I find may give some level of meaning, but I'm not totally sold.

Yes, I believe that some of the answers would be influenced by what feels right in terms of personal experience.

[themuzicman]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

My wife

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

Squirrel

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

I look at it. It looks at me. We go our separate ways.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Two story, 2000 sqft. per floor.

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Yes

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Pizza, garlic sticks, Pepsi and Ice cream in the freezer. My wife and kids are sitting there.

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

Plastic

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.


8. What do you do with the cup?

Putt a golf ball into it.

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.

(Oops!)


9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?

Lake (Michigan).

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.


10. How will you cross the water?

walk on it.

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.


Errr... LOL

[rhane]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

8. What do you do with the cup?

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?

10. How will you cross the water?

1. My inflatable doll.
2. A big one.
3. I beat it with a stick like Bear Grylls
4. The woods fit INSIDE the basement.
5. Fences are for small houses...thought we already talked about this...
6. Beautiful women...AND food.
7. Why is there a cup on my lawn?
8. Tell the maid to clean it up...
9. An ocean.
10. Speed dial Jesus...he'll be over in a minute to help.

[reb]

1. everything that has walked there before

2. a squirrel

3, i wish it well; it wishes me well.

4. 900 square feet, round, a dome of stone

5. no

6. my computer, my keys, headphones with small radio, my knife and my glock

7. stainless steel

8. pick it up...belongs on the table

9. a lake

10. i don't want to cross it.

[Plastikcat]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

A stranger

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

Porcupine

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Friends

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

quaint, small.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

no

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

clean refurbished oak table

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

crystal

8. What do you do with the cup?

put it on a counter for decoration.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?

green, deep.

10. How will you cross the water?

I will not.

[runoverazebra]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with? Adam

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it? cat

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? none

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size? small

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? no

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table. books

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of? plastic

8. What do you do with the cup? nothing

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it? ocean

10. How will you cross the water? boat


Looking at the analysis of the results, I do not believe it to be very accurate.

[JTG1984]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
My dog
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Another dog
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
yell at it and tell it to go home
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
large
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
no
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
nothing on it chairs around it
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
plastic
8. What do you do with the cup?
pick it up
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
ocean
10. How will you cross the water?
swim

[Blues69]

1. Alone / one of my best friends
2. Fox
3. I pet it and stroke it
4. Medium
5. Yes
6. Plates and cutlery. Chairs and a white carpet.
7. Painted white clay
8. Pick it up and then throw it away
9. A Sea
10. I wouldn't but if I did I'd swim across

LOL, the results were moderately accurate.

[Paul Siraisi]

1. It's still no one.
2. Deer.
3. Looks briefly, then hurries off. I just look.
4. Cottage.
5. No fence.
6. Food and drink, some chairs/benches. It's a rustic cottage dining room.
7. Cup is made of china.
8. Wash it off and put it away.
9. Inlet on the sea.
10. Rowboat.

[2obvious]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
My brother.
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A deer. (A doe.)

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
We just stare at each other in a frozen state, waiting for the other to react first.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
What's a brownstone doing in the woods?

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No, it's this chunk of a city block aimlessly floating in the woods without context.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
Why would I have a dining room table? I never have any guests over.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
Glass.

8. What do you do with the cup?
I pick it up, but it's empty.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
A lake.

10. How will you cross the water?
I can walk around it.





2obvious added to this post, 9 minutes and 40 seconds later...

Oh, this (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) is all quite amusing! My first reaction with the body of water was actually, "why assume that I want to cross it?"

[Stratego]

1. My dog
2. A bear
3. Watch it quietly until it moves on
4. A large log cabin, fairly large, big windows, two levels, chimneys
5. No
6. Long wooden table, candles floating in a bowl in the middle, wood chairs, large with cushions on the seat, books and stereo nearby
7. Gold
8. Pick it up, keep it.
9. A river, wide and dark.
10. Walk, wade, swim across.

(very interesting and accurate, indeed)

[LadyInHeels]

1. Mom
2.Squirrel
3. I smile
4.massive, its a huge glass modern house
5.No
6.I see a full meal with candles and fresh fruit in a bowl everything is decorated to be welcoming
7.Plastic
8.recycle it or find something to put in it
9. A creek
10. Jump across or go on top of stepping stones

[athenian200]

This is psychology test! You are going to fail! If you have seen or done these before please do not answer!

The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives.

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST THING that you visualize.

Do NOT think about the questions excessively.

Okay, done.


1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

My mother.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

A giraffe.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

The giraffe looks at me for a second, and then walks past myself and my mother.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Almost the size of a mansion, but with just one floor.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Only around the sides and back. Not on the front.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

I see a dark red candle in a silver candle holder laying on it, along with a bible, an autographed picture of Albert Einstein, an autographed picture of Nikola Tesla, and a bowl of fake fruit. There's an infinity symbol in a picture frame hanging over the table.


7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

Styrofoam


8. What do you do with the cup?

Leave it where it is. I'm too lazy to pick it up.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?

A moat. There was a moat around the house.

10. How will you cross the water?

A plank of wood laid across it, like a drawbridge.

[joyce0713]

1. Nobody
2. A monkey.
3. Looking at each other.
4. Moderate size.
5. No.
6. A cloth, some dish and glasses on the table, with four chairs nearby.
7. Plastic.
8. Nothing.
9. Just some water on the ground.
10. Walk across it directly.

[Zombicide]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

Variations of the archetypal girl with whom I can actually relate to on a fundamental level but don't really exist because this world is the real life version of Hell. They are my beloved wives.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

An exceptionally powerful being resembling some form of mystical tiger

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

It attacks us; I battle it to the death, and win.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

Palatial

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No but it should be now that we know there are big ass tiger gods roaming these woods.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Regal stuff, nice flowers, lots of great food and drink for me and the girls to enjoy. Oh and there's big windows with lots of warm light coming in through them.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

Metal

8. What do you do with the cup?

Examine it

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?

A lake as big as if not bigger than Lake Superior.

10. How will you cross the water?

I won't, I'm home but if I did, I'd swim across it once I know it's safe, but if I must in between the time of that knowledge, I'd use the beautiful yacht docked at a pier out back of the property.


To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. makes sense to me aside from the part about being happy. Anyway, turns out I did this test already

[ness2361]

1. My husband
2. Deer
3. Stroked its fur
4. Smallish cabin
5. No fence
6. Wood table, wood chairs, hard wood floors, sunshine/space around it, flowers on the table, white china plates, fruit, cloth napkins
7.Porcelain cup
8. I examine it
9. Stream
10. I go around it.


Nikita asked what we'd make of it if we don't agree or value the test--something like that?

OK, one by one:

1) I'm so introverted that the only person who deeply matters to me is my husband, so that was a no-brainer.

2) I grew up in the inner city, have almost no experience with woods "really" and have seen "the woods" represented since I was a toddler: deer was an obvious animal to see as heck, Bambi was one of the first films I saw in my life.

3) I have a hunger to interact with animals and I am not afraid of deer; I would love to touch one in its own habitat.

4) Smallish cabin. I don't like to own much, and there is just me and my husband so a simple structure seemed right.

5) There would be no need for a fence in such a remote (fantasy) location; if I had "imagined" it being closer to other people I would certainly have put up some kind of barrier between me and them because no, I would not want neighbors or strangers just dropping by. Do we move near the "woods" to be sociable? Hello!?!

6) The feeling of this test from the very beginning for me was fantasy; I approached the table as if I were writing a fictional description and created what was for me detailed and beautiful, something I would enjoy reading in someone else's book.

7) I have a sense of "cup", and also experience reading about a "cup" usually holding tea so I naturally imagined porcelain. I think if the person(s) who devised this test had a strong grounding in linguistics they would have expected different results; for instance, I would bet money that more women chose porcelain for cup than men did, and that men more often took cup to mean something to drink out of and perhaps supplied something less cup-like which leads me to why I didn't choose something sturdier. I didn't choose "steel" because "cups" are not made of steel; steins are.

Now, if the test had said "stein", I would have put down metal, though more likely stainless steel,not just steel which has a different feel altogether; something that bridges are made out of. (My father worked for J&L Steel as a construction worker.)

Region has a lot to do with how we answer as does class. For instance if someone from Rhode Island imagined what I call a milk shake in his stainless steel stein, he would naturally write "cabinet". (Read Language: The Social Mirror by Elaine Chakra and you'll come back to this test with skepticism and suggestions for improving the expected outcome.) And as for class, well, this is a very middle to upper class test; hell, psycho-analysis is a very middle to upper middle class "faux" science.

8) I examine the cup because it's in the grass; could have a snail inside or something else lovely. (Does the fact that I imagined a snail redeem my last answer? Sarcasm, of course.)

9) Stream. I couldn't at first come up with the correct word for what I imagined because again, I haven't much experience in that kind of setting, but it was a stream, I think, and I chose it because it logically went with the woods, the cabin, the grass. What would an ocean or a kiddie pool, say, be doing there? Again, whoever designed the test didn't do his homework, and not just in the area of linguistics.

10) I went around it because I've never crossed a stream before. I taught myself to swim a few years ago and while I do a lovely backstroke, I'm not competent with any other stroke. Also, I've never manned a boat of any kind. And I'm an extreme ectomorph who is pushing 50; I wouldn't trust myself to walk across a stream; I mean, it would be too deep, for starters.

The person who put together this test didn't allow for the variety of experiences that we each have; his (or her) test was poorly designed and therefore could do little more than please people the way getting their palms read might: it would tell them what they wanted to hear, and by wanted I don't necessarily mean give them pleasing information; maybe it would "give them something to think about." It gave me an urge to roll my eyes, which I indulged, over and over again.

[nuloki]

1. My grandfather

2. A hawk

3. It doesn't notice me until I walk toward it. Then it flies off.

4. Most of it is underground or it's set into a hillside. Its not big.

5. No fences in the woods

6. A stack of papers and a few books on a heavy table with two chairs tucked underneath it

7. Ceramic

8. Pick it up and admire it

9. A stream

10. I balance on a few rocks and leap to the other side

Hm. I don't think some of those made sense to me :huh:

[Quite8the8bell]

1) ...him *sigh*
2) Cheetah
3) I get nervous then slyly escape
4) Cottage
5) No
6) Candles, carpet, few books, and little cups
7) porcelain
8) Pick it up and make tea in the cottage
9) It's a tiny stream and I look at my reflection
10) Hop

[Conkt]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
a dog

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
a deer

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
shoot it

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
medium

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
yes.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
white table cloth, gold dinnerware, ham, potatoes, turkey, greens, wine in goblets, a woman.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
Gold

8. What do you do with the cup?
Drink the wine that's in it.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
A river

10. How will you cross the water?
The rowboat. i have to take 2 trips, though, 'cause my lion and my donkey can't be in the boat at the same time.


Not accurate at all...

[saras]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Kornelia (my daughter)
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A cat
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I`m talking to it and it comes with us
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Mature white wooden houses, not small, not big
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Yes
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on and around the table.
Books and papers
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
Porcelain
8. What do you do with the cup?
Examine it
9. You walk to The Edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at The Edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
A lake
10. How will you cross the water?
I do not

Quite interesangt, good to hear that my problems are relatively small ... Interestingly, with the meaning of no. 10, remained quite dry on my legs there, yes ...

[LaoTzu]

1. God.
The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.
Agreed. My conception of God is a constant thought.

2. Squirrel
The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
True, i have few problems.

3. He drops a nut at my feet.
The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)
Passive...yep. Things always resolve themselves for me.

4. Mansion.
The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.
Heh, maybe why I have no real issues ...

5. Fenced.
The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.
Yep!

6. A waxed fruit decoration.
If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.
A bit of a stretch don't you think?

7. Porcelain.
The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1.
Yeah, it's kind of a constant; and not like either of us is going anywhere...

8. I put it in my pocket.
Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.
Again...always on my person...

9. A pond.
The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
A large pond then ;)

10. I swim it.
How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
I'm glad I didn't decide to walk around it ...

[Theaetetus]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
What is "You are not alone" supposed to mean? I suppose a friend of mine.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A red fox.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I look at it, it looks at me, it scurries away.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Modest size, with a garden large enough to feed me, and a small area for raising livestock.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Just the chicken coop.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
I don't see anything on the table, but it's standing on a carpet and there are some cabinets and such around it.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is
the cup made of?
Ceramic

8. What do you do with the cup?
Pick it up, wash it, appropriate it to a use.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
A small pond.

10. How will you cross the water?
Being too lazy to drag out my canoe, I'll walk around it.

[marijan2]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
My best friend

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
a bear

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
looking at him

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
normal sized

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
nope

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
wooden table, nothing on it, shairs are around

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
wood

8. What do you do with the cup?
took it and put in the house

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
river

10. How will you cross the water?
fly over it

[peeptoad]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with? woodland creatures

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it? rabbit

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? silent gaze

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size? mid-size to small (maybe 2 bedroom)

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? no

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table. on: food around: chairs

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of? porcelain

8. What do you do with the cup? nothing

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it? babbling brook

10. How will you cross the water? stepping stones

[LordCorbin]

This is psychology test! You are going to fail! If you have seen or done these before please do not answer!

The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives.

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST THING that you visualize.

Do NOT think about the questions excessively.


1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
A serene, silver-haired woman.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A horse.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
We eye each other, come to a feeling of mutual respect and the horse bounds off into the woods.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Small, no bigger than a spacious master bedroom.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
The dining room table is bare and surrounded by several chairs, cabinets and the kitchens cooking area.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
Porcelain.

8. What do you do with the cup?
I pick it up and examine it.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
A small lake.

10. How will you cross the water?
I walk across its surface.

Fun exercise, cant wait to read the other responses.
Ok, after reading what the questions are supposed to represent I have to say this is probably the dumbest test I have ever taken, the thing makes zero sense. I think 'The Cube' is similar but in my experience far more accurate (as far as these types of things go).

[cruiseingheart]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

8. What do you do with the cup?

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?

10. How will you cross the water?

1. Blond woman dressed in white
2. Lion
3. Stand off. I'm a little nervous. Lions giving me an unhappy look
4. MASSIVE CASTLE
5. More like bushes. There is an small entrance
6. Cups of tea, sweetcorn and books on table. Chairs around table. All this in a big room.
7. Wood
8. Drink water out of it.
9. Small Pond. Nice clear water.
10. Jump across it. Or at least try to.

I looked at the answers thanks to the replies on the forum and I am still a little confused. However I think it is a nice test. I don't think I am goig to think about it to much.

[Elena]

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST THING that you visualize.

Do NOT think about the questions excessively.


1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

My mother

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

Fox hybrid with a wolf like thing.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

We watch each other,a feeling of conection until he walks away.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?

It has enough room for me and my pets, it has a thatched roof, hey a typical irish cottage.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Yes

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

The table is oak and wooden, a candle and a bird is sitting on it. Some chairs and an open fire near it. The table is set for one person with a plate, cup and a spoon.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

China.

8. What do you do with the cup?
Lift it up and feel the cold material and look at the stamp. I then hurl it into the forest.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?

A stream.

10. How will you cross the water?

Why cross it?


Edit- Bad spelling.

[realJim]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
> Someone who shares my love of camping and nature, and enjoys my company as much as I enjoy them. A close friend.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
> Chipmunk, gathering food for the winter.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
> They do their thing, I enjoy watching and tossing a bit of my granola bar for them to eat.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
> Big enough to accommodate my needs and enough room to have guests. Probably 3 bedrooms and space for playing music. A barn is close by to do wood working, pottery, painting is connected.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
> No, but there is a fence around a garden to keep the deer and rabbits out of my vegetable patch.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
> On the table are flowers, dried or fresh depending on the season. Comfortable chairs for 6 surround the table, which can expandable to accommodate more. A warm rug is on the floor under the table, nice but not precious. Around the dining room is artwork.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
> Ceramic. Maybe one that I made.

8. What do you do with the cup?
> Clean it out and make myself a cup of tea.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
> Salt water protected bay.

10. How will you cross the water?
> Depends on what I'm going to do. Sailboat if I'm on a longish trip, picnic or travel. Windsurfer if I'm going out for fun. Swim if I'm going out to the diving platform.

[Myotis]

1- With my soul mate
2- it's a wolf
3- we exchange stare and then it quietly walk away
4- It's a big creepy haunted manor
5- Of course
6- It's a quiet room, all chairs empty. Plates and utensils are laying on a scarlet cloth waiting to be used. You can hear a ticking coming from the grandfather clock.
7- Iron
8- I pick it up and bring it back inside
9-It's a stream
10- Where there's a will there's a way (just cross it)

[MatthewZ]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Gandalf the White

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Deer

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Staring contest

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
3 stories high, and a roughly cubic shape.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
There is no dining table.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
Aluminum-Titanium Composite

8. What do you do with the cup?
Throw a small rubber ball into it

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
A river (sure, not a body, but I visualized it first)

10. How will you cross the water?
Simply walk across.

[WiSH85]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Probably with my boyfriend, walking to warm up to a nice hike.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A cute little bird flying towards its nest.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Well... it looks at me after it reaches the nest... I walk up to it and let it peck at the rest of my granola bar....?

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
My dream house wouldn't be in the middle of the woods. Is there even a library nearby?! O_o (edit after seeing analysis. The house would be small; but big enough to feel comfortable without having useless unused space. Didn't want to answer because my dream house wouldn't be in the woods!)

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Yes, it is. But I'm flexible.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

On the table, is my cat, Mimi, curled up on a old, tiny, cardboard box. There are some open books too, that I was probably using for learn something new yesterday night.
Around the table? My messenger bag, with the contents spilling, and a little piece of left-over chicken that I tried to feed Mimi... that she most ungratefully refused :(


7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
I don't know why, but a silver-color metal X_x

8. What do you do with the cup?
Pick it up and examine it... look at it with a pensive/confused expression on my face :P

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

Likely a lake.... Hmm...

10. How will you cross the water?
By getting on a raft and singing magical words to the water, so that it will safely and quickly take me to the other side :P




HAHAHA!! I couldn't stop thinking WTF, and laughing my ass off :P Those things really aren't around me / there's no lake, etc; but all that is what came to mind :P




EDIT, after seeing the results.
This is really interesting! Here are my asnwers to the analysis...! Don't peek if you haven't done the test!

1. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't...

2. Yes, I generally think they are small, when they turn out to be a big, big messy mess.

3. So checking if he wants some food... is that aggressive?

4. Meh? Yes, meh! My ambition is great, but I end up not really putting too much effort.

5.Hey, I'm sorry, I like deer, but I don't like them eating my flowers. I'd rather have a fence than poison. I'm pretty open, as my annoyed friends will tell you :P

6. I'll take books and Mimi over food, people, or flowers, ANYTIME. The flowers are outside on the huge garden. The food.. I love food, but I'd rather use it to make OTHERS happy... I like people, but Mimi is better than any person in the world :)

7. I perceive it as paper then. Everyday. It turns out to be more like metal, though.

8. So true! So true! So true!

9. True... but in all honestly, I just really, really, really like lakes and oceans.

10. Okay. I love swimming and getting wet. But I can do without sex, as much as I love it :P



Now I'd like to know... how did I fail?

[Reversed]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with? My cat

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it? Raven

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? It just flies by, above our heads

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size? It's pretty damn big :D

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? No

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table. It's quite empty. It's wooden, dark and big. and there's just this setting in the middle of like... a vase with fruit or flowers

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of? Goldenish plastic

8. What do you do with the cup? Check it out to see if it is useful

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it? It's a fast flowing river

10. How will you cross the water? I'll look for some rocks to skip on.

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1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life. Guess I love my cat.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems. Average-ish? :)

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive) Hmm... Distant? Passive? "Observant/wondering"?

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems. Big :)

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced. Welcome at all times, ahoy.

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy. I'm happy.

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable. It's not durable. Obviously. We're seperated when not being around each other, and one of us is going to die before the other;assumably her. (I'm still talking about the cat :P) The fact that it's gold seems to mean that even though it's disposable , it seems to be worthy? :P

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1. Usefulness eh...Well she's obviously useful to my brain and heart. So to speak , metaphorically.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. Given it's floating rapidly my desire is quite up there but the river is more narrow than wide which might mean it's still composed/focused ?

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life. It's mostly my feet/parts of my leg that get wet. So it's slightly important but not major.

[Bluesea]

1. My family

2. Furry non threatening thing - thought of a squirrel but we don't have them here so- possum.

3. Appreciation and observation - me to them, they probably observation and preparation to escape if observation warrants it.

4. Moderate not large, a top story, with decks both stories, made of wood and natural materials.

5. No

6. Wooden table, high back chairs surrounding, healthy food ready for lunch, also candle sticks, wine glasses. Wooden floors, space around it.

7. China or pottery.

8. Pick it up and put it somewhere safe where it can't be broken or hurt someone if they stand on it.

9. Lake.

10. Swim.

[ZincLysine]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
I thought of a girl I like, then Alyson Hannigan (just been watching date movie) and then my friend ben.
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Raccoon
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
It looks at me and scurries off
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
It was large and white. Looked like 3 floors. Certainly tall ann big enough for a few families.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
plates, cutlery, centre piece type crap. no food or people.
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
white porcelain
8. What do you do with the cup?
there's black tea in it. i chuck it and it smashes
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
large river. mild movement.
10. How will you cross the water?
power boat


my thoughts and analysis seeing as nikita made a good point

01) Girl's are usually on my mind. I always think bout her, so waited a mo to see what else came up.
02) I'm surprised I said Raccoon. Its an odd animal. I don't think the size is as important as how unique a choice it was that came out my mind. Like I feel I from an unique problem.
03) I like to lead in my own way. But it tends to appear lazy or not overly aggressive. i believe in focusing on myself and quality and letting everything else around me react to me. Take from that what you want.
04) Dunno if it represents my ambition to solve my problems as oppossed to long term ambition. I think the "white" represents a moral/ethical thing in my mind. it was very clean. there's a way i want to achieve things.
05) yeh, for the most part true.
06) I have been unhappy since i graduated college. i'm unemployed and can't find work. have no money or friends atm as a result. certainly no active life.
07) yeh, they're pretty solid, but a crack can be significant. white again.
08) black tea inside, makes me chuck it. guess I can't stand certain traits in people. if i spot them, i tend to not care so much.
09) yeh buddy. i think bout sex 24/7
10) so wanna dip in, but stay protected?

[Lumondako]

1. my laptop
2. a squirrel
3. just a look, no interaction
4. big castle
5. yes
6. glass of water and papers
7. wooden
8. put it in the right place
9. stream
10. jump

[Realcoolchick]

1. my grandmother
2. raccoon
3. stops and looks at me
4. medium sized
5. no
6. chairs around a farm table with flowers, fruit and mail
7. porcelain
8. pick it up
9. lake
10. a bridge that i do not see

[Sk8ordude]

1. The Universe.
2. Zebra
3. I stare at it
4. Average 3 bedroom
5. Yes
6. Thanksgiving type dinner, empty chairs.
7. Gold with diamonds and rubies arranged on it.
8. Pick it up with the intention of taking it (finders keepers).
9. Small lake
10. Jet ski


That is pretty accurate. It actually puts some things in a better perspective. Interesting test.

[rain]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
My mother

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
White tiger

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
We become friends and psychically connected with a mutual respect for each other

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house.
A large house made of glass. You can't see in, but you can see out.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.

Nothing on the table, but outside is a beautiful view of the sea

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?

It's a wooden cup, like the one Christ chosen to drink from. On it, is a delicate design carved onto its surface. It is simple, elegant and has a unique shape.

8. What do you do with the cup?

Drink spring water from it

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?

Seaside at sunset, the tide is rolling in and it's becoming turbulent

10. How will you cross the water?
Swim across

[Bene Gesserit]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
The man i love

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
a deer

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
We look at eachother, stare in the eyes.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
huge

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
no, trees

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table.
Describe what you see on AND around the table.
wood high chairs and table. plates with steaks, mass potatoes, veggies, redvine, candelights, rosepeddels on the table


7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
ceramics

8. What do you do with the cup?
pick it up, and put it on the table outside


9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
a lake

10. How will you cross the water?
swim

[Takeru]

1. My friend.
2. A wolf.
3. Look at each other, waiting for movement.
4. Not too big, a comfortable size where I know my rooms.
5. No.
6. Dining room accessories, sort of like preparing for dinner.
7. Silver with a couple bits of jewel within it.
8. Keep it.
9. A stream.
10. Walk across it. It is a stream that isn't too strong nor too deep that you can drown in it. So might as well walk across it and get a little bit wet.

For number two... I would expect it to also have other underlying problems? I am ok that a wolf isn't as big as a bear which means my problems aren't that big but come on.

[Billy Jean]

1. One angel
2. an insect
3. taking the animal
4. about 200m². unusual shape and colour.
5. No
6. With lamps candles (in day) and with a lot of some red. that dining table is is like a "+"(four sides). With food and liquor
7. Styrofoam
8. I take in my mouth.
9. blue water... like a dam
10. I can't. Just if I make a boat.

[The Forsaken]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
An indescribable ghostly figure - I could have been walking with anyone

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Deer

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I keep stealthy and observe

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Just right

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
More like walls really

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
Chairs, dinner

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
Pewter

8. What do you do with the cup?
Leave it there

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
River

10. How will you cross the water?
Boat

[Fizgig]

1. A bear.
2. A bear.
3. Sex with the bear.
4. Very small.
5. no.
6. Medium size wood table. Surrounded by empty chairs. Nothing is on table. Room is otherwise empty.
7. Porcelain.
8. I do nothing with this cup.
9. Lake.
10. Canoe.

[cara]

1. My mother. the most important person in your life

2. My dog. your perception of the size of your problems

3. I knee and open my arms to invite him for a hug. how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)

4. It is a small cottage. size of your ambition to resolve your problems

5. Only the vegetable garden is protected by picket fence. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

6. Candles are on the table. There are 8 chairs around the table. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.

7. Porcelain perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1

8. Bring it in the kitchen. your attitude towards the person in number 1

9. A stream. size of your sexual desire

10. Walk through it. relative importance of your sex life

[HereticForLife]

1. A close friend.
2. Deer.
3. The deer stares at me for a few seconds then runs off. I ignore it.
4. It is quite large - about half the size of an average apartment building.
5. No.
6. The dining table is made, sheets, utensils and all, but there is no food on it. There are candles placed at equal intervals throughout the length of the table. There is nothing around it, except for a series of 10 chairs.
7. China.
8. I place it next to the back door so that I can return it to the kitchen when I return.
9. It is a small creek.
10. I will walk until I find a place where i can naturally cross it.

Wow, that was... interesting. But incredibly inaccurate.
1, 2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 are wrong. 3 and 4 are spot-on, I think.

[sMoKeY]

I know myself so much better now.



1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
My dog.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A unicorn.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I wave.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Medium?

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
A candy cane fence.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
Candy.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
Jawbreaker.

8. What do you do with the cup?
Start licking it.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
A chocolate pool.

10. How will you cross the water?
I swim in it.

Then the evil witch appears, and we defeat her, and then live happily ever after.

You licked your dogs balls dude.