View Full Version : Ask a Dumb Question, You'll receive a Dumb Answer
mind_wander
11-22-2007, 08:22 AM
Its pretty simple, you ask a dumb question and the next poster gives a dumb or normal answer. It does shows how intellegent you can be by trying to be more creative, extend your imagination, etc. Just make sure you do not violate any INTJ forum rules. Have fun and enjoy the spewing of questions.
To start off...
Why are INTJ into Oranges?
qwerty
11-22-2007, 08:52 AM
Oh so it's like Jeopardy:
Why are oranges so orange?
brewmaster
11-22-2007, 10:30 AM
oranges are frequently not orange. They are yellow. Many of the oranges you buy in the store are painted.
mind_wander
11-22-2007, 01:59 PM
Why the store painted the oranges?
brewmaster
11-22-2007, 09:49 PM
oranges are supposed to be orange, just like reds are supposed to be red
"now you can go out and get those reds, cuz the only good commie is one thats dead"
I digress
ShaiGar
11-22-2007, 11:33 PM
because INTJ's are not into orange, they are into purple
mind_wander
11-23-2007, 12:49 PM
because INTJ's are not into orange, they are into purple
WHy purple, but why not orange or red?
Allwheelsnmotion
11-23-2007, 01:02 PM
The purple was in the red all along, once he was dead his blue came through. Orange distracts you from the fact that purple is part red.
mind_wander
11-23-2007, 01:53 PM
Lol, your funny. So its a conspiracy isn't it?
ThisTimeAround9
11-24-2007, 03:52 AM
Actual trivia question: What is the difference between an orange?
Answer: 12
I saw this ~15 years ago while playing trivia and it has always stuck with me. I googled it just now and found it all over the internet, but still no real explanation.
Anyone?
Lights
11-24-2007, 04:04 AM
Lol, your funny. So its a conspiracy isn't it?
There must be a conspiracy! Why else would orange, purple, and silver not rhyme with anything?
Actual trivia question: What is the difference between an orange?
Answer: 12
I saw this ~15 years ago while playing trivia and it has always stuck with me. I googled it just now and found it all over the internet, but still no real explanation.
Anyone?
The size of the font?
niffer
11-24-2007, 07:08 AM
You know what I realized?
Orange means the colour orange in Chinese as well.
So what came first- the orange or the colour?
Lensman
11-24-2007, 08:17 AM
I think the color (American Alert) was first but it was a close race, and the orange did hit the wall in the third lap.
Lensman
11-24-2007, 11:24 AM
Why are there post limits to access stuff on this forum?
Jezebel
11-24-2007, 11:57 AM
Why are there post limits to access stuff on this forum?
Image/attachment viewing: To reserve server resources for the members.
Link viewing: it's a package deal with image restrictions in the forum software
Members area: some sense of privacy for members that want to post things they don't want guests seeing
Hopefully that's not a dumb answer though.
Lensman
11-24-2007, 12:12 PM
Ah, I wanted a dumb answer. I kinda understood that all in asking. Jez fix it ask a dumb question.
Jezebel
11-24-2007, 12:45 PM
Ah, I wanted a dumb answer. I kinda understood that all in asking. Jez fix it ask a dumb question.
Sorry, I don't ask dumb questions. ;)
mind_wander
11-24-2007, 02:13 PM
Ah, I wanted a dumb answer. I kinda understood that all in asking. Jez fix it ask a dumb question.
What Jez would probably put it as, "Not forum member, means Can't view= Image/attachment viewing + Link viewing + Members Area's." But, Jez will give you an straight forwarded answer.
thegnat
11-26-2007, 09:28 PM
There must be a conspiracy! Why else would orange, purple, and silver not rhyme with anything?
The size of the font?
Orange does not rhyme because it is so superior.
Purple does not because although less orange, it complements orange.
Silver does not rhyme with anything because it is a superior color in horses that are orange in all other aspects as horses' coats are not orange. yet they can be silver. It is also commonly used to make orange molecules.
mind_wander
11-27-2007, 09:22 AM
Like what kind of Orange molecules?
thegnat
11-27-2007, 10:38 AM
ones that are colored orange!
mind_wander
11-27-2007, 10:41 AM
but what happens, if my orange is kinda squished? Does that count? *Looks at squished orange with a sad face :(, its not round any more.
Determind
12-02-2007, 02:00 AM
Dumb question, who is John Elefante?
ShaiGar
12-02-2007, 07:15 AM
An Oliphant named John.
how does one seduce an INTJ?
mind_wander
12-02-2007, 07:59 AM
Why of course throw them a good INTJ book to read!
Why you like to asked questions about INTJ's?
ShaiGar
12-02-2007, 08:17 AM
You're a weird people.
Why do people think that just because a person is flirting, they're actually intending something
mind_wander
12-02-2007, 08:19 AM
You're a weird people.
Why do people think that just because a person is flirting, they're actually intending something
I don't know. Could you explain more about it?
ShaiGar
12-02-2007, 08:38 AM
I like to flirt, it's fun. But people automatically assume that I'm actually interested in them as a result of that. I like to get intimate so i'm not a "cocktease" but that's generally not the reason I am flirting with them. I likes to see people blush.
Generally the people around me and my victim, who rarely complains, assume that something is going on. It gets annoying.
Why do sounds make certain pitches?
BlackHawk
12-02-2007, 10:39 AM
because the strength of orange radiation in the surrounding environment alters the sound as it is emitted. Duh!
OneBadMother
12-02-2007, 05:46 PM
What's orange, round, and easily thrown? :P
ShaiGar
12-02-2007, 06:17 PM
a diseased cricket ball
mind_wander
12-02-2007, 09:24 PM
No, its a orange squeeze toy.
Why it must be a cricket ball?
ShaiGar
12-03-2007, 02:54 AM
42
When does the next number 5 leave the city, or 10 leave the city? (darwin)
Henry
12-03-2007, 03:04 AM
42
When does the next number 5 leave the city, or 10 leave the city? (darwin)
The gligons sulape the krigans. Duh...
Based on this photo, what type is this woman?
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Oooh...I know, SP because she's wearing a baseball hat and is hawt.
ShaiGar
12-03-2007, 03:17 AM
very hot indeed. I name her INTP
why didn't you google my question?
Henry
12-03-2007, 03:23 AM
very hot indeed. I name her INTP
why didn't you google my question?
Because the cat and I went out to dinner.
Why isn't lettuce the color purple?
Mechanical Messiah
12-03-2007, 03:32 AM
If the color orange is called "orange", then why isn't the color green called "lettuce"?
ShaiGar
12-03-2007, 03:33 AM
It is!
What drugs are you taking?
Henry
12-03-2007, 03:39 AM
It is!
What drugs are you taking?
This is not a dumb question.
Meyer
12-03-2007, 03:58 AM
The gligons sulape the krigans. Duh...
Based on this photo, what type is this woman?
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Oooh...I know, SP because she's wearing a baseball hat and is hawt.
According to Kiersey she is of the type SEXy. The y of course being her least evident function because that would require a little more exposure for the observer than can be learned from a picture.
mind_wander
12-03-2007, 10:35 AM
Indeed.
That would means, only exclusive only to other observer personality types? INTJ, so I'm part of the observering group. Cool
So what does other non-observers get?
Meyer
12-03-2007, 03:47 PM
Not sure. If I ever met her however I would seek to understand
Marja
12-03-2007, 07:33 PM
I hate the words 'orange' and 'purple'. Why do you need to keep discussing them while green is obviously the better color?
ShaiGar
12-03-2007, 08:19 PM
Green is perfection, and as such is neutral in the great war of the orange purplies.
qwerty
12-03-2007, 08:48 PM
Where did the word language come from?
Green is perfection, and as such is neutral in the great war of the orange purplies.
I would have assume either black or white to be perfection. Since in all aspect there the beginning and the end of what every colour there is.
What is colour and why do we call it colour
drek996
12-04-2007, 12:49 AM
Stupid question but What does a one-handed clap sound like??
ShaiGar
12-04-2007, 04:10 AM
fitfitfit *just tried it*
Henry
12-04-2007, 04:44 AM
fitfitfit *just tried it*
What is the meaning of life?
ShaiGar
12-04-2007, 09:11 AM
The meaning is that which we give it.
Why are there no fun INTJs available to talk on msn with me?
rwyatt365
12-04-2007, 09:23 AM
Because the cat and I went out to dinner.
Why isn't lettuce the color purple?
Because they couldn't get Oprah Winfrey to sign the movie deal! Duh...
("Miss Ceily you sho' is ugly!")
rasoirviolon
12-04-2007, 09:15 PM
The meaning is that which we give it.
Why are there no fun INTJs available to talk on msn with me?
because they'd most likely be appearing offline.
why do certain colours evoke certain emotions?
ShaiGar
12-04-2007, 10:02 PM
Because emotions are colours Aximili, that's why.
Why do I not yet own a BMW R1200 RT?
Henry
12-05-2007, 01:56 AM
The meaning is that which we give it.
Why are there no fun INTJs available to talk on msn with me?
Hay this is ask a dumb question get a dumb answer, not ask a dumb question get a mean one!
ShaiGar
12-05-2007, 05:21 AM
:P
rwyatt365
12-05-2007, 09:42 AM
Because emotions are colours Aximili, that's why.
Why do I not yet own a BMW R1200 RT?
Because in your heart-of-hearts you really want a Harley Wide-Glide and you just can't make up your mind.
Why is a "trunk" called a "boot" in the UK?
mind_wander
12-05-2007, 10:05 AM
The meaning is that which we give it.
Why are there no fun INTJs available to talk on msn with me?
What I don't count?
I don't know, well because I don't know?
Hdier
12-07-2007, 12:40 AM
You don't count because your infantile is inferior to my infinite storehouse of knowledge.
I would actually tell you why certain colors evoke certain emotions. Why?
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