Make sentences with words starting with each alphabet letter in order.

[Jeff]

Something I thought up while trying to write a paper. It usually turns out sounding very Dada-ish. Here's my lame ass try:

Aimlessly Bill Carried Dolly Everywhere Forgetting George, His Iguana (Just Kidding). Laughing, Men, Not Obsession, Portrays Qualities, Revelations, Sides To U, Vindicated While Xylophoning Your Zebra.

(It's really hard at the end, kudos to anybody who can do it)

[Nikita]

Amid bumbling crooks desperately, egregiously, facetiously gossiping hollowly - ignorantly juxtaposing kafkaesque lies - my nice, outgoing, pretentious quips rapidly soared triumphantly, undoing various witticisms, x-ray-like, yammering zealously.

[hullolife]

All boded calm despite everyone feeling guaranteed heavenly induction. Just keeping longing mothers nervously optimistic, posed questionable retaliations surrounding the uncertainty. Value waiting, (e)xpecting yearned zilch.

[PHS Philip]

Alas, badly crafted doglike edifices from Greece have injured Japanese kayakers, leaving many nearby ornaments perpetually quaking, ready soon to unseat very worried, xenophobic yellow zombies.


I had to redo the last 5 or 6 so many times. Ugh.

[hullolife]

yellow zombies! japanese! nicely done...

[Monte314]

All brainiacs choose desirable educators; for, given healthy incentives, judicious kids like mathematicians, not ooky physicists (quirky scientists that use variable wave-length x-rays, yielding zaps!)

[Nikita]

Angrily, brave cocky dozens encircled four grotesque, hairy imbeciles - jeering, "Kill!" like murderous, nefarious oafs, piking quickly, rounding swiftly, tacitly undermining various warriors, xiphoid yataghans zapping.

[dandylion]

All bitches cry dejectedly every Friday, gasping heavily in jealousy, kicking lying male nincompoops on penises, questioning repetitively stupid things, unleashing violent, wrathful xeroxed yodeling zygotes.

[Autoptic]

A banal culture does everything for generic, homogeneous intentions, just killing life's motile natural order, producing quantifiable results such that utterly verify why xenogenesis yields zeniths.

I had to look up x words.

[enWTFp]

And
Be Called Deadly Ending
For God's Heaven Imagine
July's Killing Love Mending
Nothing On, Pulse Quicken
Rend
Suddenly The Urging Velvet
Wallowing Xeric Yard Zephyr.

[Nikita]

I just did this in the No-Words-With-Less-Than-Ten-Letters thread:

Apparently, bamboozling caucophonous didgeridoos equivocates flibbertigibbet gallavanting, horrendous inexplicable jabberwocky, kephalonomancy ludicrously, malignantly necessitated, ostentatiously predominating querulousness, reinvigorating, solemnifying, tormenting underlords victoriously warrantying xenophobic yogibogeybox zoomorphism.

[Santana28]

And Because Christianity Decided Evidently For God's Heavenly Illiquation, Jews Killed Lenten Monks, Not Only Pius Quixotic Rectors, Still They Undertook Very Wanton Xenophobic Yiddish Zabernism

[notoppings]

A brilliant child discovers enlightening forums Googling. Hooray! INTJ's, jesting, knowledge, learning, many new opinions. People questioning, reasoning. Striving towards understanding.

Valhala? Wellspring? Xanadu? Yes...Zen.

[raindog]

Anyhow, by communal decree every flagrant graveyard hussy imbibing jive Kahlua laced malevolent never ordered particularly queasy rotgut spillage. That undertaking veritably went xmas, yeah! Ziltch!

[aok]

All bees cease desisting ease fleeing geese hovering in jumping kites like mites numbing orificial pikes quieting rioting spites toppling umbrellas violently while xenophobes yodel "ZERO."

[rewhu]

After bravely conquering Deontological ethics fall gradually, hopelessly, into just knowledge. Languishing many nights over ponderous questions, rewhu sought true understanding. Victory while Xeroxing yearly Z (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[PortInStorm]

Alright, because coughing doesn't exaggerate feelings, general hellish illness just kills loving. Moreover, nobody offers proper quinine- restoration's simply tough! Ultimately, vendors willingly xerox yesterday's zilch.

[Bioplasmoid]

Absconding bonded conventional didactics, every forum gestalt happened in justifiably kooky lighthearted moments notwithstanding open political questions, reasoned searching theosophists under variable watches xavier yearly zips . Arghh

[skycloud86]

A beautiful child doesn't fully get her intellect - just knowledgeably laughs momentarily; not only plays - quietly reads stories told unto vicious, watching, xerantic, yawning zebras.

[thatfox]

Amid blockages, car's dramatic engines fueled gallantly, headed inward, juxtapositioning kelvin locomotives motoring north or placing queens relatively symmetrical to undulating victor wieners x-raying Yorkish zebras.

[JonD]

"And Ben could defend," Ernie fathomed gregariously. His interesting ideas just know life, maybe not of practical qualities, rather some theoretical understanding. Very weird: xylophones yelping "Zeus".

[Jeff]

All of your entries are thoroughly amusing :)

I love how they all fall apart at the end. haha

[Merle]

April blusters:
Cool, draughty, elegant, fresh,
Gusting heavenwards in joy;
Keen little month.
Nature's ornaments - poplar,
Quavering rowan - silverish trees
Unbend, valiantly,
Winding xylem, yearning & zephyr.

[themuzicman]

April bounded ceaselessly during every fall gathering, her iguana jumping, kicking lesser men, needlessly overcoming perfectly quiet rascals, seeking to unnerve venomously, with xavier yawning zealously.